💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[IsaacShraeder]

It happened again. Pat tried butting in to a political discussion among fellow libs, and a stalker account decided to stir some shit by calling Rick a fat idiot.

The devious stalker then posted a classic Pat selfie, implying that he was the man in the picture. The lib he was arguing with instantly clapped back by calling him fat.

Upset (because he isn't fat, child) Pat replied with the usual fearpaste he uses to explain his situation to strangers:

NO STALKER, IT IS YOU WHO IS FAT.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

NO STALKER, IT IS YOU WHO IS FAT.

It must be that secretly Fatrick is health at any size minded because that's an old progressive line. Specifically, to call someone fat is merely an insult and not an observation of their body. Ergo, to call someone fat means you're just calling them mean words instead of saying they have too many pounds. Patrick hasn't gained a pound since high school and he's the nicest guy ever (except to Nazis) so you can never call him fat. That means that when they call a picture of him posted by a pest fat, they are indeed the fat one because their behavior made the person call them fat, not Patrick.

If you lost the plot anywhere in this don't worry I did too while typing it. It's an impossibility to rationalize these things and Patrick is just denying as usual because at the most base level fighting the trolls boils down to "I know you are but what am I, stalker? Every accusation an admission, stalker."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It happened again. Pat tried butting in to a political discussion among fellow libs, and a stalker account decided to stir some shit by calling Rick a fat idiot.

I see Trump thinks that in order to have Democracy you have to have Two Terms only despite the fact that's an American thing. Canada can have someone in power for decades if retards keep voting for them. For instance you have Mackenzie King who was in power for over 20 years and the best PM, Sir John A. Macdonald was in power for 18 years. Only area I can think of that does the whole two term things is Africa. Do you really want to be a bunch of Niggers? Just put something in place so you can kick the current president out and have an early election. Like if Carney can't get the budget passed in Canada he's going to have an early election.

 

[Post Reply]

Over six million Shaniquas have already starved to death, and Trump is golfing!

 

[Dean Pentel]

Funny thing, some of my local places are actually doing this. Chaos will fucking reign.

If only, stalker. If only. You are you going to prison for Felony Hope Generation. Enjoy.

At a Pizzeria, sounds like Rick has already failed No Fat November.

No, child. He hasn't. Technicality Tomlinson will remind you you can't fail what is impossible in the first place. He'll do that by writing a letter addressed to the penitentiary you're going to be already dead in. Enjoy.

We. Will.

Type O Negative fan, explains his misogyny.

No, kitty. It doesn't. That's music for Cluster B women and homosexuals. TON wanted only those as their fan base and were rather annoyed that wasn't the case. You're Canadian so you're already enjoying prison.

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Over six million Shaniquas have already starved to death, and Trump is golfing!

We all know the real reason Patrick is so concerned about a lack of easily available, highly processed calories in nigger communities.

I couldn't help but chuckle when this crossed the feed. Patrick's clap-tweeting once again makes him look illiterate.
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I like to think of him clapping his hands after every word the way the lady he buys his pepperoni ingredients from does.

 

[Post Reply]

I couldn't help but chuckle when this crossed the feed. Patrick's clap-tweeting once again makes him look illiterate.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

when's the next expected update for his case against the police?

 

[break these cuffs]

I decided to check in on our Nordic Ice Princess and I'm horrified to see she's falling to the Black Side, waking up and smoking a joint. At least she's still white enough to wake up before noon. We can still save her.



She's also in some sort of feud with her kids' bus driver and is posting the school route using an airtag, or something similar, to prove that she's speeding. I guess all the pedophile Nazis targeting her kids could never make use of this information.

 

[AnOminous]

The devious stalker then posted a classic Pat selfie, implying that he was the man in the picture. The lib he was arguing with instantly clapped back by calling him fat.

How does a dude even look like this?

Look how FAT he is! He's a fatass. He's a fat fuck. He's a FATTYPANTS. Even his fat face is fat.

And this is the fat bastard who will fatly tell you no child, I am not obese by any medical standard, while staring at you fatly with his fat eyes in his fat face that he can barely see out of because even the fat face flesh around his eyes is so fat it is fatly crushing the area around his fat eyeballs while his fat mouth is fatly blurting and gayly lisping out these fat, gay words.

 

[grey area]

I love the little tells that indicate what a poser Pat is, like hyphenating Type O Negative and then posting it on three fucking socials like some dorky teenager seeking validation. He obviously knows nothing of Peter Steele, either. It's similar to when he was masturbating over Wolfmother's Joker and the Thief, which is frankly disgusting.

 

[Entomologist]

Happy Halloween, baby-childs
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Absolutely kino. Norm looks so jolly, too; he reminds me of Tim Curry in The Worst Witch.

Emily Bell is headed to a SF/fantasy con in England. Seems like her boy Pat can’t afford to join her in the UK again. But did you guys know cis white men are literally Satan? It’s their fault she can’t get any traction with her shitty African translation project there’s zero market demand for.

I am certain that nothing bad will happen to Fatrick if he lies on his back scantily clad with his legs spread on a beach I am able to reach in reasonably short notice.

It's got nothing to do with money. Patrick is very financially stable, child. We all know the real reason Pat will never set foot in the UK.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Over six million Shaniquas have already starved to death, and Trump is golfing!

No wonder he is so pissed at this shutdown, he had to switch to a diet recipe!:

 

[Meriasek]

Just listen to some Machine Head, Meshuggah or Testament. Better music. I think the only song worth listening to from Peter is the one from when his 17 year old cat died.

I'd also recommend Ektomorf and Mushroomhead. For Gothic Metal, I think The 69 Eyes are still making music. Start with Dead Girls Are Easy. A lot people who listened to Gothic Metal switched to Powermetal bands like Powerwolf (Demons are a Girls Best Friend is a good song to start off from them), and Children of Bodom. There's also Death Metal bands like Death, Cannibal Corpse, Dismember, Cattle Decapitation, and Amon Amarth

He has a near unlimited amount of pepperoni, when does he not have a pizza?

I really tried liking Machine Head, but every song is just too much the same. Ektomorf was cool for a second or two, but then they discovered eight string guitars and got more boring.

Fattypat of course listens to Nickelback and wants to convince everyone that they're underrated (I'll grant then that the intro to Animals sounds as fat as Fatpat, but then the song becomes Nickelback).

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Look how FAT he is! He's a fatass. He's a fat fuck. He's a FATTYPANTS. Even his fat face is fat.

We have substantial evidence he has a fat face, and some that he has a fat ass.

But thankfully most of the latter EBIDANCE is in @Judge Holden 's custody and marked "judge's eyes only"

 

[McMitch]

There’s a certain bile fascination to Fatrick’s taste in music, since there really isn’t a nerd culture for him to parasitize off that doesn’t inherently require a level of involvement and complexity that would already filter our porcine friend. He probably listens to the top 100 from when he was in his teens and twenties [I was going to imply he listens to fag shit like My Chemical Romance, but in retrospect will refrain from doing so without proof]

 

[GreenTips]

He probably listens to the top 100 from when he was in his teens and twenties [I was going to imply he listens to fag shit like My Chemical Romance, but in retrospect will refrain from doing so without proof]

Patrick looks like the kind of guy that likes Imagine Dragons, Mumford and Sons, Judah and the Lion, and Bastille.

Edit: I'm on my lunch break and that god awful Bastille song came on so adding Bastille to that list.

 

[McMitch]

Patrick looks like the kind of guy that likes Imagine Dragons, Mumford and Sons, and Judah and the Lion.

Marshal Tucker Band, Ed Sheeran, Oasis…
I’d list more but I’ve exhausted my knowledge on modern chick-rock.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

He still had headstrong by trapt on a playlist as an adult lol

 

[break these cuffs]

I can't picture Pat listening to music. I think he might put music on and sit there thinking about stalker childs, I just don't think he has the cognitive and emotional understanding necessary to appreciate music in any normal capacity. He knows humans listen to music and it can be powerful for a lot of people, but it just flies completely past him because his room temperature IQ and autism.

I've watched youtube videos of people playing music for cows and elephants or whatever and I don't think Pat rises to even their level of appreciation.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I can't picture Pat listening to music. I think he might put music on and sit there thinking about stalker childs, I just don't think he has the cognitive and emotional understanding necessary to appreciate music in any normal capacity. He knows humans listen to music and it can be powerful for a lot of people, but it just flies completely past him because his room temperature IQ and autism.

I've watched youtube videos of people playing music for cows and elephants or whatever and I don't think Pat rises to even their level of appreciation.

I think this hits the nail on its very fat head. Pat might put music on when he's driving his V6 around or in some social situations but he doesn't listen to music.