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Until he could talk he would make text vlogs!
Well Womble is playing a much more popular game and have quite the following.
I'm more surprised that the Yogscast pulls more with Heroes of Might and Magic 3.
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I'm more surprised that the Yogscast pulls more with Heroes of Might and Magic 3.
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You know whats funny, Spoony makes about 750 a month from Patreon and he does nothing, Phil doesn't really make that much more than Spoony and he is on almost everyday, if that doesn't tell you something about Phil's khantent, I dont know what will. 
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he was whining about having to deal with this stuff during specified hours because it cut into his lay around..I mean work time. Then got his ass kicked by a SOK member on Injustice 2. Nothing he could do, his hundreds of dollars a month business internet line sucks, apparently.
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I did an experiment today. I decided to see how much stuff I could do before I killed my internet. Now I have a standard $35 a month Comcast connection and according to a speed test I did I have 111mps down and 12mps up. I was able to stream 2 1080p movies at the same time with no problems. However if I try to watch Youtube at the same time then my internet craps out. There's no way that a business line will cause lag problems when the only thing going is a game. Maybe the grease from his hair is clogging up his bandwidth. Really I can only speculate.
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*BLUWKUN* counter: 14
01:03 like Dragonkillr told me on twitter, apparently some "fan" told him about using Gorilla grodd that it play it more or less his style, the results are what can you expect, bitch about "he can't react", now Supergirl is more faster than The Flash ?
03:20 Against other Supergirl, at this point he just gave up in doing anything worthwhile and you can see him standing there defending and waiting to counter attack like this is some kind of PlatinumGames vidya, in one part he say "this was supposed to be the jump" when he is clearly punching
08:04 no words only one image that i want to call "Misery in the deeps of the salt abyss"
15:18: Against Poison Eve, get zoned and cornered, refuses to use his bars to escape or doesn't know how to do it
17:04 Playing against Black Adam using Doctor Fate, he is so terrible with him that had to check his movelist IN A ONLINE MATCH
And now im remembering his refusal to go to Seattle to go to FGC tournaments, obviously he refuse to go because he would have to fight people that play like this
And obviously he can't blame lag, or input delay or any of his stupid excuses in public
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heres a hilarious compilation of Phils failings in Injustices 2 by David Davidson
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Get a WIRED controller than, you whining sandy vagina!
You know that one kid you played with and you successfully beat him with little to no problem, but he complains that you somehow cheated and the controllers aren't working?
He reminds me of that right now.
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Mistrider
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Right now? He's that all the time
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Hopefully, Jak 3 wins. Either that or NMH2. Mind you, DS2 does have some potential because it's the Scholar version, which means he can't spam lightning spears and cheese every boss out. But still, it would be nice for him to finish the Jak trilogy (after how much he bitched at the 2nd game, 3rd game's gonna be a riot) or try NMH2, given how badly he did in the first game (+seeing him struggle with the Wiimote's guaranteed to be funny)
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He'll probably do Dark Souls 2 because he's already familiar with the game. I would prefer he play Jak 3 too, a full playthrough and not him just fucking around for 2 hours and moving on.
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Man this may have made me cross the line from Phil antics making me laugh to making me feel bummed out. This guy has not matured a day. If you took out the audio and replaced it with Phil from Street Fighter 4 would you notice? This guy has a fiancée, this guy is 35 fucking years old, and he has shown no growth as a person throughout his "8 year legacy.".
I know this is not news to anyone but just seeing act the same as he did at fighting game tournaments over 10 years ago just made me pity him for lack of a better word. Phil has responsibilities, he has a fiancée who depends on him, and there he is sitting on the couch bitching that he held block just like he was 8 years ago.
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This is driving me crazy, put your cam box on the other side, so that you're looking from the left side of the screen to the right side, not right side to the right side. It's claustrophobic as hell and it has you looking away from the game. No joke that one change would make his videos 5x better. Still shit just better shit.
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I remember when Blackest Night was being published. I was a pretty dedicated comic sperg at the time but I couldn't keep up with all the material because it was spread across so many different titles. There is no way Phil, who has consistently demonstrated he knows pretty much nothing about the DCU, remembers Blackest Night and followed it at the time it was being published.
Phil's Persona 5 playthrough is killing me. I love the game and thought it was great - great enough that I put in the time required to get Platinum on it. That required two complete playthroughs, which I started a week later than Phil and finished yesterday. However, Phil makes the game look like a chore to me and I assume to other people as well. The social links/confidants are interesting to watch and so are dungeons (if you're not grinding), but watching him painstakingly collecting stat points (in a completely inefficient way, I might add) is so mind-numbingly boring. I hope he never decides to pursue fusion to take advantage of the yen exploit, because he'd undoubtedly do all the strengthening on camera and bore his entire audience to tears.
That's the problem with him doing JRPGs. They're simply too long to be compatible with his unedited raw content style. You inevitably have to grind one way or another (be it for levels or stats or items) and that's boring to watch. He can't dedicate himself to getting through the game quickly because he has to play other games too which means JRPGs drag out for literal months, which in turn causes viewers to lose interest. Who's going to faithfully watch part 452 of P5 months after it was released?
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This is the guy who claims its too much work to NOT push stop and upload on his fighting game video every two minutes 30 times flooding his sub inboxes instead of uploading only one long video. Don't expect too much.
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Being on the phone is tiring? Wow Phil and we are to believe you got awards at your last legit job? lol
he was whining about having to deal with this stuff during specified hours because it cut into his lay around..I mean work time. Then got his ass kicked by a SOK member on Injustice 2. Nothing he could do, his hundreds of dollars a month business internet line sucks, apparently.
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I'd actually argue that he doesn't. He has a girlfriend he gave an engagement ring to, yeah, but he immediately made it clear not just to her but to the entire world, that he has zero intention of actually getting married to her (and actually insulted the people who thought that an engagement ring meant they would get married someday). He has a young girl who he gave a cheap ring to so her co-workers would stop asking her nagging questions about her relationship status, and so guys would know there's someone she has to go home and cook dinner for, and nothing more.
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Yeah, that ring was just to shut her up. She was already telling him he wasn't spending enough time with her which caused him to take a "Day off" during the week when she was also off from her job. Phil doesn't pay any attention to anything but himself if she hadn't brought it up he wouldn't have cared enough to give a shit about it. The ring was all from "Ring Gate" when Phil learned of Leanna wearing a fake ring at work. I love how he lied and said he had that ring for a while when all people had to do was look on Leanna's Etsy wishlist and the same ring was there for only a few weeks. Phil would have went forever without marrying her he would have lived fine with them being long term boyfriend and girlfriend. It's funny Phil keeps her on the hook, only reason being is money. It's not because of his debt he isn't marrying her it's because he doesn't wanna pay out the ass in case of divorce. I'm certain of it.
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Absolutely. He doesn't wanna marry her because he doesn't want to pay for a wedding or a divorce, but he wants to keep stringing her along because she's bringing in a paycheck and there might be some sex involved. Like everything else in Phil's life, it's all about how much he can get for himself.
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Exactly, it's also another symptom of his narcissism. I bet he really considers himself a catch and any girl he dates is "lucky". He once told a story about some "hot latina" girl back when he was younger working at the smoothie shop wanted him instead of the fit chad working there. lol. Also his college stories about some girls throwing themselves at him.
Delusional. Phil may have been thinner in his younger days but he has always had that bread dough face and repulsive personality.
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