🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[JaneThough]

I found a cap that I think Cobes actually would have liked. Just weird enough to stand out, but much sharper than a wrinkled dark wizard hat. Gonna think about him every time I wear my stupid hat.

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Sterkowski brand Sawyer

Oh my fucking god did you see @cobra fucker’s hat?

 

[Muze]

Making a peanut butter and jelly mayonnaise burger ...

... TWU​

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Getting sum little squeezers delivered on DoorDash today TWU

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Getting sum little squeezers delivered on DoorDash today TWU

I was picking up some salad supplies, and saw that the store had a 10 pack of 99 bananas on an end cap.

Friday/Saturday is going to suck. If I don't post again, it was the ghost booze, toobz.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

It looks like it's some kind of schnapps.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Oh my God it's awful. Nope.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

I've bought a few packs of 99s before but the banana one is DOGSHIT

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I've bought a few packs of 99s before but the banana one is DOGSHIT

It's also only 15 proof, so it's like 4 Cobra dogshit beers, but they're under 2oz shots, so at most, you've got 1.3 oz of booze, or less than half a glass of vodka for complete alcohol if you down the whole 10 shots.

Cobes was doing a hell of a lot more than that and slurring semi-coherently toward the end. What a waste of money, toobz.

 

[Ran-chan]

What kind of bogus-ass fake 99 did you get? I've never seen it not actually be 99 proof. Used to be a big thing at college parties but haven't touched the stuff personally in years.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

What kind of bogus-ass fake 99 did you get? I've never seen it not actually be 99 proof. Used to be a big thing at college parties but haven't touched the stuff personally in years.

If it was bought from a grocery or convenience store then it's likely not the real deal due to liquor laws. You can typically buy Fireball in most convience stores but it isn't the same thing. That's likely the case here if he found it in a place where he bought salad stuff. You gotta go to a real liquor store if you want real liquor.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

What kind of bogus-ass fake 99 did you get? I've never seen it not actually be 99 proof. Used to be a big thing at college parties but haven't touched the stuff personally in years.

I have no idea, but it's garbage with no bite.

If it was bought from a grocery or convenience store then it's likely not the real deal due to liquor laws.

Bingo. Yeah, the one liquor store nearby won't carry shit like this, so I figured it was by default. Nowhere on the outside packaging said it was 15% until I opened it. I doubt Wyoming is any different as their liquor stores are all state run, which means that Doordash shit would likely be convenience store based.

I'm not enough of an aklie to know the difference, toobz.

THIS IS BULLSHIT!

 

[Cymru]

I found a cap that I think Cobes actually would have liked. Just weird enough to stand out, but much sharper than a wrinkled dark wizard hat. Gonna think about him every time I wear my stupid hat.

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Sterkowski brand Sawyer

This looks like Ed Gein's hat

 

[Muze]

Summer Dream pipe tobacco ...

... TWU​

 

[anliteralidiot]

Are there any good food hacks that you can adapt for a potluck type of deal? I like bringing weird food to family gatherings, and I feel like I should bring some Cobra goodness yessth.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Are there any good food hacks that you can adapt for a potluck type of deal? I like bringing weird food to family gatherings, and I feel like I should bring some Cobra goodness yessth.

A fuck ton of nacho cheese doritos with all the meats, all the cheese. Nuked in the microwave for 10 second bursts until the cheese has melted.
You could probably make a chip dip with a Cobra spin on it without making everyone sick. Deep frted avocados, skin-on optional. Fiery fish pizza but less fiery.
Cheasy pasta, egg skum water optional. Obviously you need a lot of mayo and mustard for the DANK mac & cheese.
Or the classic "crazy ass shit you'd find at a random party," the candy calzone.

Edited down food hack playlist.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I don't know of any aklies locally to give the rest of the 99 bananas to, and I'm too embarrassed that they might be found in my trash to just toss them out.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know of any aklies locally to give the rest of the 99 bananas to, and I'm too embarrassed that they might be found in my trash to just toss them out.

Are they actually that bad? The last alcohol I actually just poured out was a couple of those BeatBox things that Josh Block drinks. I just wanted to see how bad they were. They were literally too bad even to drink.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I don't know of any aklies locally to give the rest of the 99 bananas to, and I'm too embarrassed that they might be found in my trash to just toss them out.

There's no shame in pouring the bananers into the drain but I WOULD have a plumper on speed dial in case the vile concoction transmutates with whatever lurks in your plumping o7

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Are there any good food hacks that you can adapt for a potluck type of deal? I like bringing weird food to family gatherings, and I feel like I should bring some Cobra goodness yessth.

Build your own burrito/taco platter with some certified Boglim ingredients?

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Are they actually that bad? The last alcohol I actually just poured out was a couple of those BeatBox things that Josh Block drinks. I just wanted to see how bad they were. They were literally too bad even to drink.

You remember those "runts" candies? It tastes like someone mixed that with what I can only describe as "probable acne medication" - and they're only 15% alcohol; 30 proof. Not worth it.