The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

Pierre D'Olnique said:
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Pierre D'Olnique said:
Then you should stop. Some foods are not meant to be treated with a knife and a fork. No sandwich-type stuff qualifies, since it will just fall apart. Nor does pizza. If you can cut your pizzer with a table knife, then it's not a pizzer, but some soggy sop. Eating with your hands, by HOLDING THE FUCKING FOOD AND SLOWLY BITING OFF BITS OF IT, is often acceptable and preferable, while grabbing it by the handful and shoveling directly into your mouth isn't, can't believe I have to explain this. Chips are an exception, but that's not something you eat at a fucking dinner table.
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What can I say, it's one of those silly things that you get hammered your head despite not doing it causing no harm, such as removing your hat when you step inside. Wouldn't bring utensils to McDonald's though. Nvm that I didn't even compare regular eating habits to pajeets using their hands to, well everything.
Abbadon's Gate said:
They have fucking swamped my email with unimportant shit related to our jobs to the point that I have missed some important things, which naturally required them to send more emails
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Had once to put in a ticket for an issue for Red Hat product, and went on my merry way to have a regular weekend. When I came back to work on monday, had inbox + ticket spammed full of "SAAR YOU HAVEN'T BEEN COMMENTING ON TICKET CAN WE CLOSE IT NOW IF ISSUE DISAPPEAR". They only care about doing just about enough to not get fired, so they just try to game any metric that is followed or slack off.
 
foam rolla said:
I keep seeing jeets when they get criticize for being gross or eating like pigs come back with the galaxy brained take of "Sar, you westerners wipe your privates with paper like disgusting savages unlike us truly clean indians who splash water after we do poo poo". You then see a video of a jeet take a shit on the side of the road and then flick a handful of water in the vicinity of their asshole before walking off.
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I saw something like this with the poo festival. They used that redneck county fair thing where cows poop on a price and whoever bet on that price wins, saying it's just like throwing cow shit at each other and you're being hypocritical or whatever
 
7/11 Coffee said:
I saw something like this with the poo festival. They used that redneck county fair thing where cows poop on a price and whoever bet on that price wins, saying it's just like throwing cow shit at each other and you're being hypocritical or whatever
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There is an entire world of difference between playing a game where people guess where a cow is going to drop it's plop and whoever guesses right wins a prize, or even a game where people toss dried up cow plops like Frisbees by people wearing gloves, and a festival where enough cow shit is collected from numerous cows of unknown health to facilitate literally thousands and thousands of people (with questionable hygiene standards) to wrestle around in it, throw it at each other like snowballs, all while none of the participants wear any kind of protective gear. One of these things is FAR worse than the others.
 
when i still worked for my boomer boss we used to get a lot of computer work from some third party contractor, they'd give us the job info and tell us what to do. of course it was run by retarded pajeets reading from a script who barely spoke english. eventually my boss told them to fuck off since they called him while he was at a lunch meeting to remind him of an upcoming job and he told them he was busy at the moment, the jeet started yelling at him and threatening to sue him if he didn't get the job done on time. boss told him to fuck off right there and we didn't take jobs from them anymore.
i looked up their business address and it was some empty warehouse in rural louisiana. very trustworthy.
 
Aaaaaaaaaand my boomer boss just accepted more work from these cunts. I don't think he realizes I would legitimately rather not have a job than work with these fuckers again.
 
The Dude said:
Most pizza I will eat with my hands, but there are some that I will eat with a fork. For example, we have a really good Detroit deep dish style joint that we really enjoy, and when my family eats there I'll use a fork to eat it. I've never eaten a burger like that though. Only ever eaten burgers with my hands, and always after washing my hands thoroughly.
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Hes got a point there. Chicago style deep dish has to be eaten with a knife and fork. Its more like a legit pie than a slice of pizza. All of this is splitting hairs, what Jeets do is eat globs of sticky rice that they swirl around in greenish brown buttjuice sauce with their bare hands. Sorry, that ain't in the same league as eating pizza by hand.

And yes, on very rare occasions Americans will eat sloppy food like ribs with their hands. I've done so maybe twice in the last 10 years and always end up going through about 2" worth of napkins. Again, this is not the same as eating rice juice with your hands daily.

Jeets are just gross. Deal with it. If Jeets had just come to terms with it 2 decades ago they could be one their way to becoming actually civilized with toilets and eating utensils.

Abbadon's Gate said:
Aaaaaaaaaand my boomer boss just accepted more work from these cunts. I don't think he realizes I would legitimately rather not have a job than work with these fuckers again.
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Have you asked them about their Paki relatives? When they try to explain that they're Indian just say something like "yeah India and Pakistan are the same country." Maybe you can taunt these Jeets into being unworkable???

The Dude said:
There is an entire world of difference between playing a game where people guess where a cow is going to drop it's plop and whoever guesses right wins a prize, or even a game where people toss dried up cow plops like Frisbees by people wearing gloves, and a festival where enough cow shit is collected from numerous cows of unknown health to facilitate literally thousands and thousands of people (with questionable hygiene standards) to wrestle around in it, throw it at each other like snowballs, all while none of the participants wear any kind of protective gear. One of these things is FAR worse than the others.
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Desperation is a stinky stinky cologne, and Jests stink terrible. Really grasping at straws, or whatever the shithole Jeet equivalent is (lining up besides a passing train?)
 
Are you chuckle fucks (I'm kidding you're all cool, but) seriously going to talk about pizza for 3 pages in an Indian thread without mentioning Indians literally cannot pronounce the word pizza
 
llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
Now try imagine trying to write fucking software with them.
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A guy who trained me in a CMS a few weeks ago had had a juicy, curry-flavoured morsel from his previous job:
Newly-hired Jeet was assigned to an existing project, and ordered to work on a component that was suppoed to receive large datasets from a table, do some batch operations, and save the results for human analysis. Said Jeet only had very limited Oracle SQL knowledge, which was not used by the company and, even if that wasn't a problem, he couldn't connect a database to what he was building for bob nor vegana. He "solved" the problem by:
> Receiving the data from the server
> Saving it in a csv file
> Iterating through every row in the csv file, creating an instance of a class (which included, by composition, various other classes) he built for this sole purpose, and saving it in a list in-memory
> Iterating through the list, throwing every instance into some monstrous function (about 80 lines of nested case/switch statements) that did the operations the component was supposed to do
> If the object was modified in any way, it was added to a second list
> The second list was iterated and its contents flattened and written to a csv file in the same format as the initial data
> Rows in the csv file were ordered using insertion sort
> Second csv file was saved directly to the hd
> Everything was lost as soon as a new request came in, because the filenames were hardcoded instead of being built with a date/time or counter
 
If you can't eat a pizza with fork and knife you aren't spiritually white.

At least use a switchblade for pizza like a real Balkaner.
 
We got a live one, boys (honestly can't tell if it's a jeet or paki, but he's got shoes). Anywhere I can watch specific trucks ala air traffic for the inevitable crash? Also barely does English lol.
 

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DickMain said:
We got a live one, boys (honestly can't tell if it's a jeet or paki, but he's got shoes). Anywhere I can watch specific trucks ala air traffic for the inevitable crash? Also barely does English lol.
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Be sure to wipe the image exif data, nigga, delete the attachment and reupload it after you've done that. KF doesn't wipe it by default.
 
Sooty Soot said:
Be sure to wipe the image exif data, nigga, delete the attachment and reupload it after you've done that. KF doesn't wipe it by default.
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Thought it did lol. So used to using desktop and just copy/pasting on paint. Thanks mein nigga.
 
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It's starting to look like that maybe saying the timmycels were dumb and that we needed to watch more Whiplash isn't really working out for Ramadamadingdong
 
DickMain said:
We got a live one, boys (honestly can't tell if it's a jeet or paki, but he's got shoes). Anywhere I can watch specific trucks ala air traffic for the inevitable crash? Also barely does English lol.
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skinny brown trucker with turban 👎
400lb white trucker with nascar net hat 👍
 
The Backwards Man said:
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It's starting to look like that maybe saying the timmycels were dumb and that we needed to watch more Whiplash isn't really working out for Ramadamadingdong
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but thank GOD a white female Democrat won that fight. Maybe Republicans will finally stop embracing street shitters as the token "Good Minority", sack up, and delete Jeet.
 
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