💼 Careercow Antonio Brown / AB / AB84 / "Mr. Big Chest" - Former NFL Wide Receiver Turned Total Trainwreck; From "Whole Lotta Money" to Chapter 11 Bankruptcy; #CTESPN

[Trombonista]

AB is currently clowning on Gavin Newsom by claiming to have had sex with Newsom's wife.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Damn that pussy nice!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uh oh…

https://steelersdepot.com/2025/06/report-antonio-brown-facing-attempted-murder-charge/

 

[Esquilax]

AB got charges now according to WaPo. Not linking that shit, X is never wrong. Is this retaliation from Gavin Newscum for fucking his wife? I hope we have full trial chimpout circus.

 

[Troonos]

Man, I want to play for the NFL so I can constantly get away with violent crimes.

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

Uh oh…

https://steelersdepot.com/2025/06/report-antonio-brown-facing-attempted-murder-charge/

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A nigger violently attacking someone? I was assured by many jewish people that this is impossible.

 

[Trombonista]

Perna made a video on this:

Now we wait for Tree to make a video.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Antonio Brown briefly mentioned that he collaborated with Kanye West and will drop some new music by early 2026. (Archive Link)

I can't be the only one who secretly hoped that AB was in that chorus chanting "Nigga Heil Hitler"

 

[Trombonista]

Antonio Brown has fled the country (archive). Also, The Draw Play made a new comic about AB.

 

[Polentic]

Antonio Brown has fled the country

To be fair, he is a wide reciever. Running is kind of his thing.

 

[Anon88]

AB runs away to the middle east right before it feels like a war is about to start there. I've got a bad feeling about this...

 

[Trombonista]

AB runs away to the middle east right before it feels like a war is about to start there. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Don't worry, he's in Dubai, not Tehran.

 

[Xev]

This retard is going to get himself beheaded by sand people isn't he

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

Don't worry, he's in Dubai, not Tehran.

I could just imagine the Iranian intelligence officer trying to interrogate AB and think to himself "out of all the American spy, I get the most retarded one"

 

[Wooo]

Antonio Brown was extradited from Dubai to the US. He is now in custody for the attempted murder charge that happened months ago. (Archive Link here.)

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Antonio Brown was extradited from Dubai to the US. He is now in custody for the attempted murder charge that happened months ago. (Archive Link here.)

Sorry bud, I only believe articles from #CTESPN

 

[neger psykolog]

He ain't no brown. He's black.

 

[Meelo]

Will Trump pardon him?
= yes
= no

 

[Trombonista]

Antonio Brown was extradited from Dubai to the US. He is now in custody for the attempted murder charge that happened months ago. (Archive Link here.)

I'd been waiting for this to happen so I could feature the thread.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Every time AB pops up in the news it makes my day.

Its a shame they stopped updating the copy pasta of his misadventures, but truly a Kanye-esque flame out.