💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Video was meh. There were only two rage holes that Alex punched into the wall with his head. In the self-harm video there were multiple cuts and he even named some of his cuts after his favorite K-Farmers.

The Julays are right around the corner. Alex is going to have to step it up if he really wants to win this year.
 
Alex says he "predicted" that Kiwi Farms is going to fall. I think this is in reference to the gay furry nigger spamming CSAM, although all that's really affected is new sign ups.
"Say goodbye to your KiwiFarms"
 
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Boner?

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The reactions of the general public have been mixed.
 
"muh haters"

nigger you aint important enough for hatred. Fucking idiot dearly wishes he was important enough to be hated. Worthy of mockery. to be sure.

Is the monkey pissing in its own mouth at the zoo worthy of hatred?

ALEX, WAKE UP! I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU!
YOU ARE THE MONKEY!

We're just pointing and laughing.
 
>you need to treat me the way you want to be treated

Golden rule and all that, but dude you're literally a pedophile
 
What a selfish little fag. He did property damaged to his parents house just to get a small amount of attention from us again. As if he couldn't be more of a piss baby man child than he already is.
 
Alex has made another video about how KF will shut down. He mentions his fart fetish in this one for some reason.
My local archive keeps failing to embed for some reason.
 
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Spectate said:
Alex has made another video about how KF will shut down. He mentions his fart fetish in this one for some reason.
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local archive:

I'm just going to tell you this once and for all for all you sub 50 Q 50 IQ

people on uh Kiwi Farms, okay? Your your fucking operator cannot maintain a site because he doesn't know how to code.

I mean, I don't know how to code either, but at least I don't run a fucking website.

Okay?

Like your website's going to shut down whether you like it or not. And believe it or not, it's not going to come from Keffles or me or anything like that.

It's going to become it's going to come from your own faults and farts. All right.

Kiwi Farms is like this one building that's not fire proof. If someone farts in the building, the building collapses.

Okay. So, so yeah.

But yeah, I'm not a fucking pedophile. You don't deserve a platform where you get to call me a pedophile. You don't Fucking deserve that.

No, you don't. You don't.

If if this is what free speech means to you, you don't deserve your freedom of speech, okay?

And you don't even support freedom of speech anyways.

Okay?

I know the operator doesn't support freedom of speech.

So, you understand this, right? Kiwi Farms is not going to last another five years.

It's probably not even going to last another few months.

Okay, I'm waiting for Soy Jack Party to just hack this fucking website off the fucking map.

Okay, fuck you people on Kiwi Farms for betraying me and throwing me under the bus and trying to make my life as a living hell. Fuck you guys.

Kiwi Farms is going to shut down whether you like it or not. No, it ain't going to come from me or CEOs or anything like that. It's going to come from your own thoughts.

Your empire is collapsing. Your empire is fucking collapsing. I fucking called it. Your empire is fucking collapsing.

Cuz face it like Kiwi Farms versus Soy Jack party.

It's like a mosquito that has diarrhea and Alzheimer's versus a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Okay. And yeah, I do blame you for my fall with notion. I blame you for pretty much almost every single problem I havecuz you suck.
 
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He made two videos about KF, here's the first one.
"Fuck you KiwiFarms."
I would post a local archive but I literally can't. Die null die.
Some notes and quotes:
HIs monitor is extremely fucking dirty.
"No I did not put my dick in that wall."
"I'm the monkey???"
"NO I AM N O T THE PEDOPHILE!"
"Oh you again, Red flaming panda? NO I AM NOT A SELFISH LITTLE FAG!"
 
Spectate said:
I would post a local archive but I literally can't. Die null die.
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I got it.

Also, Alex. Since you're reading this. To answer your question, I came back because this is the best website in the world.
 
Spectate said:
He made two videos about KF, here's the first one.
"Fuck you KiwiFarms."
I would post a local archive but I literally can't. Die null die.
Some notes and quotes:
HIs monitor is extremely fucking dirty.
"No I did not put my dick in that wall."
"I'm the monkey???"
"NO I AM N O T THE PEDOPHILE!"
"Oh you again, Red flaming panda? NO I AM NOT A SELFISH LITTLE FAG!"
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That video was the classic Alex that I love to see!
 
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