💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Nigger doesn't even show his face. If you want attention you need to show your faggy autistic face so we can laugh at it and you.

Just you bitching and whining isn't even funny, we want to see the funny autistic faces you make when you're threatening suicide and other dumb bitch shit you do.
 
Two whole YouTube videos. Or more like one and a half.

First we have a 15 minute rant about AI

Preservetube

Preservetube

The joke is that Keir Starmer is poop. Alex seems to viscerally despise Starmer despite living in Canada. It’s something that shows up on his deviantart as well.

All quiet on the deviant art front.
 
How do cows never understand that their impotent rage is the funniest part about them?
 
New batch




Absolutely milquetoast shizoid dribble, nothing we haven't seen before.

Now here's a good one [AUDIO WARNING]




This retard presumably tried to facedox ThePurpleSacramentan by inputting his picture into grok or some shit at telling it to generate a face.

Last funny one




This was two weeks ago but it's so incredibly funny. I guess Cyraxx has a whole one unironic fan right now.

also some boring shit not worth your time at all, random rants about random people watched by nobody aside from me. I've archived them just in case. He has a tendency to randomly private and un private videos.



nothing interesting on deviant art.
 
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I can't tell which one is the homosexual transgendered pedophile and which one is the normal Chad heterosexual Jaguars fan.
 
That’s an AI generated face methinks, the real one is the one with the mask.
I guess the only real way we can tell who is the alpha chad is to have them drink wine coolers until one of them passes out.
 
I have bad news about the heterosexual part...
Don't say anything. I've been informed by several influential parties that God has granted "passes" to his followers. Let's just say that I've worked my way up to at least 5 passes a month. That means I can have 5 homosexual encounters a month and use my free "passes" to cover up my sins. And that's just the beginning!
 
Alex has found a cube


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I love how this thing is still in its box brand new. Chances are despite his claims he has not solved it.
 
Alex has found a cube

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I love how this thing is still in its box brand new. Chances are despite his claims he has not solved it.
1. Video says this is a giant Rubik's Cube. This is not a cube at all. This is a dodecahedron. If Kiwifarms is so stupid, why can I understand simple geometry and Alex cannot. I guess he's too busy calculating the values of LGBTQ.
 
I love how this thing is still in its box brand new. Chances are despite his claims he has not solved it.
Looks like a 9 layer megaminx. This mental retard couldn't solve it and if he can he should do it on video after giving someone several minutes to fuck it up so he isn't just repeating something he saw in a video.
 
Looks like a 9 layer megaminx. This mental retard couldn't solve it and if he can he should do it on video after giving someone several minutes to fuck it up so he isn't just repeating something he saw in a video.
It’s something called a pentaminx I think. Pretty sure it’s this model since all the other ones have a manufacturers logo in the middle of the white star.

That’s a 100 dollar dodecahedron that’s gonna collect dust forever.
 
It’s something called a pentaminx I think. Pretty sure it’s this model since all the other ones have a manufacturers logo in the middle of the white star.

That’s a 100 dollar dodecahedron that’s gonna collect dust forever.
I think that means the same thing. From the description:
The ShengShou Petaminx V2 is an iconic 9x9 minx puzzle.
 
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