💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
And yet stupid people can't understand why this thread gets greater traffic than Aaron's.
It is frankly still a bit of a head-scratcher to me why he even has his own thread. At most he should be a part of big combined thread of Rekieta side characters. I'd argue Geno is more of a player in all of this because he is the reason all the major stuff happened post breakup with Nick. If Nick shut up about Aaron the thread would forget his name within a month.
 
"Every warrior needs to plow the fields for a while before sunset, Ralph" - :really:
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"Every warrior needs to plow the fields for a while before sunset, Ralph" - :really:
I love these little stories lolcows tell themselves to gas eachother up.
"Being under the permanent baleful eye of KF is actually based! We're modern day Minutemen, Spartans...or something!"
 
It's fine if you try them once at a party (I hated them, the dissociation made me feel like I was dying) but if you need to do them constantly - and he did need to do them constantly, because the high is so short - your entire body is FUCKED.
I was actually surprised to find out how bad these actually are. You couldn't just order shit like this off Amazon in huge canisters back when I did stupid things like this. Now you could just order a whole carton of huge canisters of this stuff and be on them constantly.

It was the sort of thing where you'd buy a cheapass dispenser at a head shop that was made of Chinesium and reliably broke almost immediately, and a box of tiny canisters something like 24 at a time. Now they were pretty habit forming in the short term, and often called "hippie crack" because the general thing was someone would bring them to a party and everyone would lie around in a stupor, immediately doing another when the first wore off, until they were gone.

Seriously, though, imagine doing a drug this stupid, it literally turns you into a retard for a couple minutes, and doing it until your legs don't work any more. I've never seen even a far-gone acid casualty do that kind of shit.
 
Whatever it is is, interpreting it in the worst way possible for Nick has always turned out true so far.
Remember when Aaron was interviewed by Kino Casino, everyone was somewhat skeptical in regards to some parts but not only everything was confirmed but it turned out to be much worse?

What happened to Nicks True Story™ that he couldn't tell at the time?
 
Not an addict. Drugs were not a problem. Didn’t affect his family. Kids never knew.
I'm going to need Nick to explain to me how the pastor knew about the drug use if it was so secretive the kids didn't know about it, and how the pastor knew about the polycule* if it was so secretive the kids never knew about it.

* Remember, Nick said the people at the church only reported on him because they didn't like that he had the polycule.
 
I'm going to need Nick to explain to me how the pastor knew about the drug use if it was so secretive the kids didn't know about it, and how the pastor knew about the polycule* if it was so secretive the kids never knew about it.

* Remember, Nick said the people at the church only reported on him because they didn't like that he had the polycule.
Reminder there is video of Rekieta and the cokewhores at a church with Rekieta's leg jiggling crazily before he stumbles away outside. So to suggest as he does that it was all super double secret is not just yet another lie it is disproven on video.
But we see everything through Myopia of Observable Facts of course.
 
It is frankly still a bit of a head-scratcher to me why he even has his own thread.
Timing. There was an expectation there would be more tard cum from him, and there was a lot of discussion ITT about him and April when they started getting super close to the Rekietas. There was some complaints registered about the latter issue. Similar thing happened with Drex.

When his thread cleared PG, he was a major Rekieta ally. The polycule imploded shortly afterwards.

If Nick shut up about Aaron the thread would forget his name within a month.
Yes. And I would be perfectly fine with that. The "Aaron vs Nick saga" has grinded on for far too long now.

I am happy StarTrak opened up a window to let some fresh air in.
 
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