💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Melty Butter said:
I'm not sure that this will add to the conversation, but good housekeeping has never been Nick & Kayla's thing. This is around 2010 (?).
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From this larger pic in the first home they owned, later occupied by the Hatfields, and then April, and then put up for foreclosure before its sale (I think Nick is living on the funds from this home, btw).
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I cannot imagine living in a kitchen this cluttered but people have different temperatures. I'm still trying to give this woman some grace. It's really hard.
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The funds from the sale of that house prevented the foreclosure on his current house. He maybe pocketed low five figures after the agents got through with it.

He's living off Celeste.
 
Pentamidine said:
He's dressed like he works in a movie theater
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A biological male typed that about himself, btw
 
Nick has to know that the streaming career is over. He can never get back what was lost. The longer he tries to cling to being a fallen e-celeb, the more this gets dragged out. All of the lore drops from Star Trak, every indignity he bumblefucks through is just one more humiliation he has heaped upon himself. In the last week we learned that his wife has never loved him, and in fact probably being married to Nick is the reason for her depression. His house is well and truly disgusting, which for a barely employed man keeping it clean should be easy to do, no matter how many kids.

It just baffles me that he tries to keep going. If he had gone dark, like completely dark after the arrest. If he had pulled a Dobson and vanished. We would have forgotten about him by now. Instead he keeps trying to cling to his e-fame rather than get a job.
 
I closed it but about 30 mins ago while he was still public he had fewer than 500 viewers. The superchats were coming in pretty quick but they were mostly 5 dollar ones.

It's over. He'll never starve, due to the Petrofac money, but he'll never have a nanny again. He'll never have a $5k a month snack budget again. He''ll never be able to afford to get the Mustang fixed.
 
Notes, but why? Why not? I'll give it an hour, and maybe more in edits.
IT'S TIME FOR SOME SWEET SWEET MEMBER SHOW

Top YT live viewership so far: 588

PART 1:

- Nick jokes about the CLEs and may still do them, but doesn't care bc he doesn't practice.

- Responding to a chat: He's angry at Kurt bc he "turned his back" on him and it "hurt my feelings [...] I was a little upset... I was a cornered animal."

- He looks at Kurt like anyone would on the Internet, it's for humor.

- Ironically says that he's trying to look like a 90s coke dealer.

- His kids are upstairs playing Tetris.

- He needs no feedback on his current wardrobe. It's been "overwhelmingly" positive. "This is how I dress." He then references Vic M (interesting).

- Nick said his kids were removed but his were returned in record time. The coke was in a safe. He got spicy at a chatter that was calling him on the coke in the home. "It's a YOU thing."

- Explains his bad stand up when he met April and being there for 40 min instead of 10. "Things happened after that."

- Someone in his life has an interlock on their car for alcoholism. (This seems like shade at Kayla or someone in her family.)

- JimTellsYou sent a bunch of dumb Supertips in Aaron's voice. (Always wise.)

- He cannot reconcile with Drex bc Drex will not respond to him. Nick can reconcile the issue "within 2 seconds".

- April voice Supertip told him that she's moved on.

- He has "poured his entire life into those kids".

- Mourned Ethan Ralph for being pathetic and his "demons". Nick's tried to give him "one more chance" but he then hurts people.

- Something about how Nick introduced a girl to Mersh, and that's Ralph's problem.

- Addressed Nina about something.

PART 2:

- He really wants to talk about the drug stories bc they're "so funny". He then focused on how many gifted memberships were given (quite a few).

- He thinks it's funny that most people didn't see his penis in the hot tub stream.

- He can't remember what channel where the Faran vs Branca stream happened.

- Nick misses college. "I didn't do shit for, like, 4 years."

- Faran is "fat and balanced". He has no patience with it. He said that she went nuts. He can't quite remember what he talked to her about. Maybe when she was a Bull's dancer he'd be into her.

- Nick says that she said "I love you" on Twitter. Retells the drunk stream. He says she's in Indiana. He claims that she wanted Nick and Kayla to come to DC. "She was catastrophically drunk". He never wanted her bc she's too fat.

- At the time, Nick was monagimous so it was ridiculous. "It was a crazy thing."

- Icedancer is in the chat.

[This is out of order due to edit issues on the Farms]

Part 3:

- Nick recently went to a jr high school play and could not believe how fat they were. Not an ankle in sight due to hiding behind Jello. "What are you fucking eating?"

He's doing Cooking with Kurt now. I'm off to bed. Someone might want to watch the last hour. It's always the most revealing.

Edit: Removed the repetition ; either my system or the Farms was glitching when I was taking notes + spelling.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Notes, but why? Why not? I'll give it an hour, and maybe more in edits.
IT'S TIME FOR SOME SWEET SWEET MEMBER SHOW

Top YT live viewership so far: 588

PART 1:

- Nick jokes about the CLEs and may still do them, but doesn't care bc he doesn't practice.

- Responding to a chat: He's angry at Kurt bc he "turned his back" on him and it "hurt his feelings[ ...] I was a little upset... "I was a cornered animal."

- He looks at Kurt like anyone would on the Internet, it's for humor.

- Ironically says that he's trying to look like a 90s coke dealer.

- His kids are upstairs playing Tetris.

- He needs no feedback on his current wardrobe. It's been "overwhelmingly" positive. "This is how I dress." He then references Vic M (interesting.)

- Nick explains why his kids are removed but his were returned in record time. The coke was in a safe. He got spicy at a chatter that was calling him on the coke in the home. "It's a YOU thing."

- Explains his bad stand up when he met April and being there for 40 min instead of 10. "Things happened after that."

- Someone in his life has an interlock on their car for alcoholism. (This seems like shade at Kayla or someone in her family.)

- JimTellsYou sent a bunch of dumb Supertips in Aaron's voice. (Always wise.)

- He cannot reconcile with Drex bc Drex will not respond to him. Nick can reconcile the issue "within 2 seconds".

- April voice Supertip told him that she's moved on.

- He has "poured his entire life into those kids".

- Mourned Ethan Ralph for being pathetic and his "demons". Nick's tried to give him "one more chance" but he then hurts people.

- Something about how Nick introduced a girl to Mersh, and that's Ralph's problem.

- Addressed Nina about something.
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I was waiting to see how long it took for Nick to start publicly trash Vic. I thought it'd never happen with how polite Vic made his exit.

When it comes to Drex, I think it was said numerous times on several of Nick's own streams that he [Drex] doesn't associate with people that do hard drugs. How Nick keeps thinking he's the exception is beyond baffling at this point.
 
I really love to see more and more "normies"/"randos" flame Nick everywhere he posts.
"Aren't you the guy who dosed his kid with cocaine? Why didn't you feed or clothe your children?"
Will never not be funny when someone else posts it.
"Iiiit's nooot truuu, Goverment ended my swinger party! Muh rights were violated, CPS DIDN'T ALLOW ME TO ATTEND SAME CHURCH WITH MY KIDS WHEN THEY WERE IN PROTECTION FROM MY JUNKIE ASS! You lying liars don't know full stories(TM) FUCKING NERD STALKER CHILD INCELS!1!
DM ME PLZ BTW!"
🥃:really:

Do your kids a favor and neck yourself limpdick junkie cuck. You will never live down the fact that because of YOUR OWN reckless drug abuse, YOUR OWN FUCKING CHILD TESTED POSITIVE FOR METABOLIZED COCAINE 10X THE STANDARD CUTOFF LIMIT!
(The cop rubbed coke into her hair, AA-Ron put coke into my kids Spaghetti-O's because he is a demon, IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE!)
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"The coke was in the SAFE"
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BULLSHIT, THERE WAS COKE AND BULLET OF COKE ON A PLATE/TRAY ON THE NIGHTSTAND WITH APRIL'S FUCKING CREDIT CARD AND SNORT TUBE ON IT.
 
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Pentamidine said:
He's dressed like he works in a movie theater
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Looks like a woman's suit

Melty Butter said:
Responding to a chat: He's angry at Kurt bc he "turned his back" on him and it "hurt his feelings[ ...] I was a little upset... "I was a cornered animal."
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I mean, it's obvious.

Nick got pissed an "awkward fat loser" like Kurt would turn his back on him and now wants to "punish" Kurt for stepping out of line.
 
Melty Butter said:
Responding to a chat: He's angry at Kurt bc he "turned his back" on him and it "hurt his feelings[ ...] I was a little upset... "I was a cornered animal."
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That's bullshit. A lot of people threw in the towel on Rekieta.

Moreover, Kurt has talked about Rekieta less than most people in Lawtube have.

He's doing it because he feels Kurt is somebody he can bully. It's as simple as that.

It's even more deranged than EVS's thing with Eric July. Because at least EVS has the "justification" of being salty at July over the fact July is eating his lunch in the independent comics world, and making EVS look like an incompetent buffoon.

Mind you, it's not a good justification, but at least the beef is real.
 
Captain Manning said:
That's bullshit. A lot of people threw in the towel on Rekieta.

Moreover, Kurt has talked about Rekieta less than most people in Lawtube have.

He's doing it because he feels Kurt is somebody he can bully. It's as simple as that.

It's even more deranged than EVS's thing with Eric July. Because at least EVS has the "justification" of being salty at July over the fact July is eating his lunch in the independent comics world, and making EVS look like an incompetent buffoon.

Mind you, it's not a good justification, but at least the beef is real.
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JOHN THEY UNCOVERED MY FAUX HOME LIFE JOHN
 
Captain Manning said:
That's bullshit. A lot of people threw in the towel on Rekieta.

Moreover, Kurt has talked about Rekieta less than most people in Lawtube have.

He's doing it because he feels Kurt is somebody he can bully. It's as simple as that.

It's even more deranged than EVS's thing with Eric July. Because at least EVS has the "justification" of being salty at July over the fact July is eating his lunch in the independent comics world, and making EVS look like an incompetent buffoon.

Mind you, it's not a good justification, but at least the beef is real.
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Nick's also a Melton skinwalker now and needs someone to obsess over (Kurt)
 
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