💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[RaptInPlastic]

OMFG!!!
What a freak.
Glad you posted, first glance just skimmed it, I read mildly petty. Holy FUCK guy calls himself "pretty" in any sense and his Fag/Troon card is punched already.

Jesus this junkie is a gross person, parent, human

We are crippled by having to view Rekieta through the Myopia of Heterosexuality.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nick really is something, the second anyone even remotely credible or related to him says they're going on a show to say something, he overreacts and confirms everything to be true.
He did it with that boring awful thing earlier this year by admitting to choke slamming his son into a wall at a massage parlor.

And he's done it again with Ralph.

His reactions to the donations? My god.
I don't think even Johma's husband let her fuck another man to see if their love was meant to be.
More of a fucking cuck than him Ian.

 

[Nova902]

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He admitted he had cocaine NOT in a safe.

Also admitted he had a bullet IN THE CARE WITH HIS KID when the police pulled him over.

and admitted he had coke on top of the fridge that "went missing "

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Meme Copium just revealed that before ISTG Kayla used to go on 8 hour "shopping trips" and after "meeting a friend" at the beginning of each trip would turn off her phone for the duration. And there was definitely "dick involved."

ETA
Meme clearly has plenty of stories from someone and he is so relaxed when revealing it he clearly thinks everything he has been told is true. Drex as source?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Meme Copium just revealed that before ISTG Kayla used to go on 8 hour "shopping trips" and after "meeting a friend" at the beginning of each trip would turn off her phone for the duration. And there was definitely "dick involved."

ETA
Meme clearly has plenty of stories from someone and he is so relaxed when revealing it he clearly thinks everything he has been told is true. Drex as source?

Wtf. The Farms needs to invent a Cuck of the Year award at this rate.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Man being the image of God, I don't believe it's possible for someone to literally be born to be cucked, but Nick is about as close to that as it's possible to be. This is nuts.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wtf. The Farms needs to invent a Cuck of the Year award at this rate.

We already have enough debates about whether Nick should be allowed to win LOTY every year. He’d be the eternal lock for COTY too.

 

[not william stenchever]

...and the kids homeschool room looked like the trash compactor room in the first star wars movie, the waste management union was on strike

The trash beast living in the waste disposal pit would probably have the decency to warm up some sphagettios for those poor kids.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick trashing Faran shows us once more what a masterful strategist he is.

Faran owes him nothing. IMO she’s fully justified in telling people what really went down. Nick provoking her like this is so stupid it makes me wonder if he wants her to reveal all. I just don’t think his humiliation fetish is developed enough for this yet.

 

[Vibralldo]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cXDKpbGowiQ
- ethics board seething
- admits that the This Little Piggy interview was a flop; doesn't think it will have any effect on Melton's HRO
- pissed off Drexel isn't interested in Nick's magic words
- someone asks him about the "bastardization" of the Matt story; as expected, "people got some details wrong"
- he doesn't care what people are saying, he "broke their brains"
- psychoanalyzing Ralph
- career cope: he never had goals; as long as he's making content, things go well; he's not opposed to getting a real job
- "Fastest return [of kids] in county history!"
- "It's been 18 months! Go jerk off about it somewhere else! Nobody cares! It's done! It's all done!"
- comedy show
- PAS
- icedanc3r is in chat
- Vito, "he's a disaster on the show"
- Nick will probably be at the next Hackamania

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Sunglasses again
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Nick is chasing ancient e-girls at 3AM
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Nick's trying to cheat on April

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

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A biological male typed that about himself, btw

Pretty fucking gay perhaps.

 

[AnOminous]

- pissed off Drexel isn't interested in Nick's magic words

Attention whore Nick, like the pining homosexual is, seethes most when someone realizes it is a complete waste of time even listening to his bullshit and grey rocks him.

- "Fastest return [of kids] in county history!"

They were literally gone the longest amount of time they can statutorily take them away without actually filing an action to limit parental rights or terminate them entirely.

We already have enough debates about whether Nick should be allowed to win LOTY every year. He’d be the eternal lock for COTY too.

We should have a Golden Balldo award for a threepeat. If you win three times in a row, you get cucked out of your Lolcow of the Year and just given the Golden Balldo, permanently disqualifying you for anything but another Golden Balldo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This puts into perspective Kayla wanting her bottle of pills when she was in jail.

Yup, and how she got caught trying to smuggle in illegal drugs in the bottle.

It was CBD gummies that were in the bottles, IIRC, and not pressed pills.

Nothing established - I think the closest thing was when Nick went on a bitter tirade once about pre-nups (he wished he had one, I think?). I'm sure someone remembers.

He did in response to people telling him (this was his original audience) how 'lucky' he was. He had to go on a tirade about how that was not true, and how people that have pre-nups are the luckiest men alive. He had to do damage control afterwards when the audience was shocked by this, and he claimed he drank too much.

I wouldn't be surprised if Kayla's family is telling her, to put it in financial terms, to "hold the line". To hold out for Nick to do something really retarded like get arrested again, so she can take him to the cleaners and get a nice payday out of it through alimony in divorce proceedings.

No, the Woltjer/Slettas seem like actual decent folk.

"I didn't take her to his house. I dropped her off four houses down, KF owned."

After he said 'It is not lying if the people asking have no right to the information', he lost all credulity.

I'm going to need Nick to explain to me how the pastor knew about the drug use if it was so secretive the kids didn't know about it, and how the pastor knew about the polycule* if it was so secretive the kids never knew about it.

* Remember, Nick said the people at the church only reported on him because they didn't like that he had the polycule.

It was because they saw him going in an out a lot from the service and acting erratically,

An "orgy house" is probably how they described it. They also 100% noticed him going to the bathroom to powder his nose all the time.

Actually - come to think - they had TWO properties. Why not make the secondary property the drug and orgy house, while the primary house is for the kids and a new Mexican maid? Eldest son takes care of the others (assuming you ever even taught him how to use the microwave) and the maid takes care of your massive mountains of dirty clothes while mumbling "ay dios mio..."

The second property had tenants until Nick kicked them out late in the polycule era and near the big break-up.

(I think Nick is living on the funds from this home, btw).

No, he had to use that to re-pay the mortgage he had taken on the primary residence that his parents bought for them. I doubt mummy paid it off and allowed him to keep the funds.

Nick said his kids were removed but his were returned in record time

It was found ITT that they were returned weeks before time for 'temporary placement' elapsed and the children would be forced into state placement. It was the 11th hour return. I am not surprised at the lie, but that it is so patently false.

I was waiting to see how long it took for Nick to start publicly trash Vic. I thought it'd never happen with how polite Vic made his exit.

It was not a dig, more of an offhand reference to when he accidentally showed his boxers on a show with multiple women. It was Chrissy Mayer's show, IIRC.

Nick is chasing ancient e-girls at 3AM

Rackets is currently reply guying like a Jeet to e-milfs on Elon Musk's Xwitter. Isn't it like 4am in Minnesota? Lmao

'Sally' is one of the former LOCALS people very close to Nick who attended Vegas, got sex advice for her older husband from Nick, is still friendly with Drexel, and posted horrid lewds.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

'Sally' is one of the former LOCALS people very close to Nick who attended Vegas, got sex advice for her older husband from Nick, is still friendly with Drexel, and posted horrid lewds.

Is this the one who goes by another name as well? And who was always kissing Drexel’s ass? I’m curious if Nick is reaching out so he can tell her how Drexel has it all wrong.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Meme Copium just revealed that before ISTG Kayla used to go on 8 hour "shopping trips" and after "meeting a friend" at the beginning of each trip would turn off her phone for the duration. And there was definitely "dick involved."

Finding out Nick's been cucked/cheated on for years goes a long way towards explaining why he latched onto April so hard.

It let him be the one doing the cucking for once and also let him get back at his whore wife by being the one getting laid outside the marriage.

And then Kayla put her foot down and forced him to give up the side piece, cucking him again. Something he should have done to her years ago.

 

[not william stenchever]

And then Kayla put her foot down and forced him to give up the side piece, cucking him again.

Truly she is, as StarTrak calls her, a Khan.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is this the one who goes by another name as well? And who was always kissing Drexel’s ass? I’m curious if Nick is reaching out so he can tell her how Drexel has it all wrong.

'Sally' is the pseudonym. I doxxed her off her rubbish bins and a house number in one of her videos. She also sounds mentally retarded in her speech patterns.

Yes, she is close to Drexel. No clue why. Some thought it was the impotence of her older husband that she discussed in great detail in LOCALS.

 

[Steve Seagull]

Nick is chasing ancient e-girls at 3AM

Rackets is currently reply guying like a Jeet to e-milfs on Elon Musk's Xwitter. Isn't it like 4am in Minnesota? Lmao

Didn't he say he and Lady R are monogamous again?

Looking at the Rekieta dictionary, that means HE just didn't manage to score anything since April, but he's really trying.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It was CBD gummies that were in the bottles, IIRC, and not pressed pills.

You know, speaking of that - a while back there was some article about a guy getting his Ebay account permanently nuked for selling an antique pill press from the 1890s or something, on account of it being "drug paraphernalia". At the time I said "Who the hell presses their own pills and why is this such a big deal?" Little did I know.