💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick, why are you looking at children and commenting on their weight? Why are you looking at their legs? Why is your standard for sexual attraction - the starved look - also your standard for children?

Please explain, Nick.

I'm going to the dick store you guys need anything?

You made me scare my cat from laughing so hard. That was awesome, lol

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Fucking hell, that is insane.

She may as well have got advice from Ralph too, whilst she was at it.

"Ah have sum special moves I do with my thumb if you wanna know the truth about it"

She was in the 'degeneracy I learned from Nick saved my marriage' camp of tossers and rotters. She bought into the excuse, 'I am proud of my body, so I show it off' for exhibitionism and attention-seeking. It explains the friendship with Drexel, but I would imagine her husband (were he normal) would be mortified by the private issues they had in their married sex life that she shared openly on the internet.

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A few extra notes I did not see covered in summary of Nick's last stream:

- Nick has started ketamine therapy and it is very helpful. he recommends it for deep set trauma ans issues to develope nuero-plasticity to route around problems.

- He cleared it with his therapist and probation drug assessor. He was worried about doing it because he used K recreationally. He shared a lot of details and suggestions/warnings for use. He went into a K-hole and woke up in the middle of sex, and 'that was an experience'.

- Ketamine opens your mind to learn and create new connections. You can use it to learn languages and study. You may also have a spiritual experience--Nick did. He is willing to talk about it in private DMs with people. He recommends the therapy that is legal to people.

 

[Thugnificent]

The funds from the sale of that house prevented the foreclosure on his current house. He maybe pocketed low five figures after the agents got through with it.

He's living off Celeste.

Schizo theory, this long and very public descent into degeneracy is Nick's attempts at lashing at his parents for disinheriting him (worst day ever) and essentially forcing them to provide for his family and his lifestyle. He still streams since those are the only unrestricted funds he has access to.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I was thinking about this couple of days ago.
I recall Nick being super pissy on one of his "Cool guy streams" or comments to some video or twitter, during his "sobriety" that he didn't get to try his DMT he had acquired before the bust
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Obviously Jenkem is the funniest answer to the "mystery brown".

My funniest answer was the dog ate the coke, so basically the same thing.

I know I'm going to get trash cans for this but Nick's kids were not "dirty", "hungry", or "beaten" the same way that most CPS kids are dirty, hungry, and beaten (to our knowledge).

The truth is we don't know, and Nick ensured that uncertainty by sealing the case. The county went right along with it. If I'm taking either the Church's word, or Nick's.... well, I'm not going with Nick. We don't know what other horrors hide behind that seal, nor how bad things actually were. We know they didn't get full custody of the kids until long after the arrest.

I'm going to the dick store you guys need anything?

I always thought Menards was a weird name for a lumber yard... Anyway get some 2x4's.

 

[Goatchoker]

Schizo theory, this long and very public descent into degeneracy is Nick's attempts at lashing at his parents for disinheriting him (worst day ever) and essentially forcing them to provide for his family and his lifestyle. He still streams since those are the only unrestricted funds he has access to.

Didn’t Aaron bring up Nicks dad yelling at him about property/general taxes?

 

[Petty Bitch]

HRO update: telephone motion hearing on 11/14 at 3:30 p.m.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He has a clip somewhere explaining that 'monogamous' to him has a different meaning because it is based on the intention of the person. Words fail to have meaning (even if commonly accepted) when convenient for Nick.



Because others have done a good job summarising Nicks latest member stream, I decided to pull chats from LOCALS to show what kinds of followers he has:

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Nooooo, not the bias judge! With the Greer litigation thread closed atm, this is like a cozy blanket and a cup of tea to see.

(And since we are not wholesome fallen Mormons in Rekieta's world, it is not merely a bias judge, but a "bias ass judge." Important distinction!)

I swear, Nick's assembly of retards is enough to strain my dogged yet beleaguered faith in everyday Joes and "regular white American men". How are these people so fucking stupid.

Schizo theory, this long and very public descent into degeneracy is Nick's attempts at lashing at his parents for disinheriting him (worst day ever) and essentially forcing them to provide for his family and his lifestyle. He still streams since those are the only unrestricted funds he has access to.

He still brags about being a "millionaire on paper." And Nick never lies.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

HRO update: telephone motion hearing on 11/14 at 3:30 p.m.

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That's interesting. That appears to be Aaron asking for a hearing for both cases at the same time. Reporting a violation?

 

[Salty Potatoes]

...

- He cleared it with his therapist and probation drug assessor. He was worried about doing it because he used K recreationally...

Minnesota is such a failed state. Why would a state allow a drug criminal to continue using a drug he used recreationally?

 

[Swole McPole]

When they would travel, they purchase bags of sweets and put the weed gummies in there.

None of this story makes any fucking sense to me.

If Kayla's weed gummies were just CBD, they're pretty well legal all over the world. You can just go into pretty well any health shop and buy as many as you want. Because they don't get you high, nobody gives a fuck.

The pill press is a different matter altogether though. You get caught with a pill press here, you're catching a manufacture/distribution charge. US doesn't seem any different:

"Federal law prohibits the sale, possession, and use of unregistered pill presses, and obtaining a DEA registration number is mandatory to possess a pill press and manufacture drugs."

Did they not find the pill press or something?

 

[Steve Seagull]

Did they not find the pill press or something?

The mess is what probably saved them from even worse charges since they didn't comb through everything.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Other than sexual assault, how much worse can it get? They:

Sadly, it can be much worse without being the worst. I'm not saying the kids have it great or even good, but on a scale -- CPS sees a lot worse every day. Especially if the kids were a stonewall during the interview insisting they never went hungry, they were loved, etc.

 

[BathTubShine]

Minnesota is such a failed state. Why would a state allow a drug criminal to continue using a drug he used recreationally?

Kandy Yoshi is even bigger joke than I imagined.
>Yeah let's allow this junkie drug criminal we sent to a rehab course(held by his friend, by Nick's own story) to continue using drugs of his choice on his 5 year probation for drug crimes

 

[Terror_Mouse]

I know I'm going to get trash cans for this but Nick's kids were not "dirty", "hungry", or "beaten" the same way that most CPS kids are dirty, hungry, and beaten (to our knowledge). CPS even agreed that the kids weren't dirty and hungry enough for it to amount to neglect.

Yeah. When CPS thinks "hungry, stinky, dirty," they're thinking open sores, ribs showing, etc. It sounds like the kids were treated bad--but not the sort of stuff that will keep CPS up at night.

 

[not william stenchever]

The mess is what probably saved them from even worse charges since they didn't comb through everything.

Kandyass county can't even put the effort in to search when they have a search warrant and the place is obviously a traphouse unfit for children to be within 500 feet of.

 

[BathTubShine]

If Kayla's weed gummies were just CBD, they're pretty well legal all over the world.

They are Delta-9 THC gummies. Minnesota Repubs fucked up some legislation and made them legal.
Nick was super stoked about this in 2023'ish(?) and bought all the gummies he could find. Before that he had given the classic "I don't like what THC does to me"-speech. He was fucked up on them on multiple Locals only streams.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

From 29:30 he suggests that his lawyer wasn't impressed with the TLP interview. Also hints that Girl_Friday's analysis of the legal issues "turned out to be right".

I normally don't listen to Aaron, but the bit about how they took advantage of Mikey is, yet again, more actual advocacy for people in jail than Nick ever did. I know it will never happen, but the "Aaron, Jail House Advocate" arc is maybe the best arc of this whole nonsense.

 

[Oxyjen]

Further to this, Moody has issued at least one lifetime ban to people posting about the consequences of this disastrous nothingburger interview for Mike.

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wtf, the jail punished him for that? Like, what rule did he break? Sounds like the guard shouldn’t have been distributing background information on an inmate in the first place.

I already felt sorry for Mikey, poor sod.

Edit: fuck Moody.

 

[Toilet Duck]

I was watching Meme Copium's most recent video and something occurred to me I would like to keep in mind.

When we get new information, whom does the information serve?

StarTrak's information and name points a finger very squarely at Kayla, which is merited. Both Kayla and Nick and everyone involved share equal blame for their situation. But I have this thought pattern brewing in my imagination. This information coming out cools the flames down on Nick a little bit and is instead turning up the heat on Kayla. which is very convenient for Nick.

It would be really beneficial for Nick, as is common for him, to blame all of his issues on someone or something else, so he can focus on excusing his horrible behavior and desires, so he can stream and act like an animal again. Which it appears is what he's focusing on again. Pretty convenient.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

It gets worse -- apparently, Mikey is deemed incompetent to fit trial.

They abused a mentally ill person to get at Aaron, and they didn't even land a hit on a guy with the most punchable face.