Money 05/24 /2017- Rage: "We Said No Donations Less Than a Dollar!"

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ChickenSkinBeanbag said:
Imagine dying on the couch while your fat tranny son points a camera in your face so you can waste energy begging for money because the biggest disappointment in your life spent your food money on toys and estrogen cream.
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You reap what you sow, Chris is just doing what Barb has always done.
 
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It is also worth noting that Barb has been retired for 10 years now. In the Cole Smithey Emails, which transpired in March 2007, Chris mentioned Barb was now retired, and sleeps on the couch most of the day. So for over a decade, Barb has done nothing but sit on the couch watching TV, sleep, eat fast food, hoard the house with goodwill crap, and bitch at Bob and Chris.
Also, can't Barb or Chris just get another credit card and use that to buy food? I know Barb might not be able to since she was sued but surly Chris could.
 
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When Chris says, "And you've been needing a lot of..." Barb appears to stop and think. She looks like she is listing in her head all the things she needs a lot of ... What do you suppose Barb needs a lot of besides money?

(I set you up, you knock it down.)
 
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bigshot said:
When Chris says, "And you've been needing a lot of..." Barb appears to stop and think. She looks like she is listing in her head all the things she needs a lot of ... What do you suppose Barb needs a lot of besides money?

(I set you up, you knock it down.)
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She needs to knock some sense into her fat autist. And force him to get a job. And chop off his seaweed hair.

Come to think of it, someone should offer her $1000 to forcibly cut Chris's hair again. That would be pretty hilarious.
 
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JULAY said:
She needs to knock some sense into her fat autist. And force him to get a job. And chop off his seaweed hair.
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5 years ago she would have easily done these things. But now she old and grey, she needs him to go shopping to get her what she needs, plus she needs his tugboat to pay the bills. Without Chris Barb is fucked.
 
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bigshot said:
What do you suppose Barb needs a lot of besides money?
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Only true Christorians will get it
 
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JULAY said:
She needs to knock some sense into her fat autist. And force him to get a job. And chop off his seaweed hair.

Come to think of it, someone should offer her $1000 to forcibly cut Chris's hair again. That would be pretty hilarious.
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Barb taught Christine to cheat the system and be lazy. Barb is fine with Christine living off of the expense of taxpayers who work for a living.

The only type of work Christine could get (if she could get any type of job at all) would be entry-level. The income both of their tugboats bring is better money than 40 hours a week at a minimum-wage job. Barb doesn't want Christine to work for less while they can both sit on the couch all day and bring in more money.
I would say it's kind of a shame Christine can't use her CAD degree and be making $20/hour with benefits.....but Christine is lazy and it's her own ignorance that keeps her unemployed. Not autism.
 
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Kamalla said:
Barb taught Christine to cheat the system and be lazy. Barb is fine with Christine living off of the expense of taxpayers who work for a living.

The only type of work Christine could get (if she could get any type of job at all) would be entry-level. The income both of their tugboats bring is better money than 40 hours a week at a minimum-wage job. Barb doesn't want Christine to work for less while they can both sit on the couch all day and bring in more money.
I would say it's kind of a shame Christine can't use her CAD degree and be making $20/hour with benefits.....but Christine is lazy and it's her own ignorance that keeps her unemployed. Not autism.
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Who even uses CAD nowadays? Even so would you employ someone that took 6 years to complete a 2 year degree?
 
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Slowinthemind said:
Who even uses CAD nowadays? Even so would you employ someone that took 6 years to complete a 2 year degree?
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Engineers and construction workers need drafters on occasion.
No, I probably would not hire them. Especially because part of those 6 years to complete the 2 year degree was spent being banned from the college for stalking.

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5 years ago she would have easily done these things. But now she old and grey, she needs him to go shopping to get her what she needs, plus she needs his tugboat to pay the bills. Without Chris Barb is fucked.
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The tugboat is more secure income for Christine and Barb than a job ever could be. Barb didn't want Christine to have a job 5 years ago because it threaten her spending money to add to her hoard.
 
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Kamalla said:
Engineers and construction workers need drafters on occasion.
No, I probably would not hire them. Especially because part of those 6 years to complete the 2 year degree was spent being banned from the college for stalking.



The tugboat is more secure income for Christine and Barb than a job ever could be. Barb didn't want Christine to have a job 5 years ago because it threaten her spending money to add to her hoard.
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Are you aware that Chris is allowed to work up to a certain amount without jeopardizing his tugboat at all? Because it doesn't seem like you are.
 
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*sigh*

I better hurry it up with that song version of "When Barb dies" if I'm gonna make it before that tragic day happens.

I for one, don't want Barb to die quite yet. Chris needs to figure it out before it happens. At his state, he's not gonna survive on his own.

He was better off shitting on the floor at Wendy's.

I'd like to get a better look at that portrait that's behind Chris. I presume that to be Bob and Barb.
 
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JULAY said:
Are you aware that Chris is allowed to work up to a certain amount without jeopardizing his tugboat at all? Because it doesn't seem like you are.
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Yes, but most CAD jobs would likely be full-time hours and pay just enough that Chris wouldn't be eligible for the tugboat they receive now. Chris has no children of their own that would be dependents and there's also Borb's pension.
Of course, fatty would never work full-time or hold down a serious job.
In a minimum-wage, part-time job after taxes there would hardly be anything left. Barb and Chris are so narcisstic they wouldn't get out of the house and work 10 hours at a fryer for *only* $40.
 
For anyone still curious, I looked up some Paypal FAQ's, and apparently if you try to send a donation less than the 30 cent fee, Paypal just sends the recipient a message of what you tried to donate, and cancels the donation. So, you can't cost him any money in Paypal fees for 1 cent donations, but you can apparently piss him off for free.
 
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