💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
I see Nick is doing the Fuentes move where you comb your hair forward to his your rapidly receding hairline.

HES BALDING
 
not william stenchever said:
I would not make fun of his sons if they took their wife's family name to distance themselves from the shame.
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This is probably already happening, but imagine someone asking for their last name, googling it, maybe doing a background check for work, and finding all the scandals and chaos tied to their father and their family. It’s going to be, and probably already is, a constant setback in their lives. And the worst part? This idiot doesn’t even care.
 
SterilizedGlowsticks said:
Regardless of whether or not it's true her mother was writing notes, I can absolutely believe he was trying to "groom" (i.e. manipulate) her by talking about all the sex stuff
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It's weird, but the whole balldoverse is weird.
  • I don't remember what Faran's story was at that point 100% (she was at some "big" sub-tier Real America's Voice / Fox knockoff in DC), making six figures, but she got bounced from that. There were hints about her youtubing conflicting with it, which I could see. She was also clearly a lush, as seen in that stream with Nick and others. (There's also the whole, was it her, DUI video that I don't know if it was ever confirmed.) So... pick your poison for termination reason.
  • So she moves back home to mom and dad's in Chicago. She talked about it on her channel.
  • Mom and dad have probably been through this cycle a few times with her. She lost her job with RT because *PUTIN*!!!, and they had to abandon operations in America. She's had numerous local affiliates jobs. Mom and dad know she's been in the industry enough, she'll find a low power Sinclair affiliate to bounce to in a few months, and they can have their garage back.
  • But since the cycle has repeated, mom and dad probably know what's she like when she's been getting rowdy, and that she often needs a note of like, "Hey, this is what you were up to last night." (Mom's probably wondering why she didn't marry a member of the Bulls when she was a cheerleader for them- at least then she'd be someone else's problem, or at least have a nice alimony, but here we are.) So mom catches the balldo stink and keeps an eye on her. NO shit, Nick raises alarms.
  • I have a bit of an issue with the grooming label. Faran is a grown ass woman. Even if she makes poor decisions, take some ownership of your life.
  • THAT SAID, Nick was clearly (trying to) manipulating her, and the fact that the call continued after the live stream, just reinforces Nick's common hugbox predator behavior. Grooming, manipulating, it's probably just a preference of words. The behavior and intent was clear and gross.
  • THAT SAID, Faran's been around the block enough, she recognized the behavior, but unfortunately it wasn't until she was under the cold light of day. (Kids, don't get sloppy drunk, especially while being recorded.) By this point, astute observers of Nick already recognized he was a creep, but I don't think Faran realized it until after that. Which is dumb, because I guarantee Nick was blowing up her DMs, given the few that have leaked.
  • Why the hell she sat on all of this, IDK. (Insert sitting joke.)
To be fair to Faran, this stream was the point where I stopped watching balldoman streams. I had already tapered before, but the clear predator behavior, on stream, and clear disregard for his wife (HAH!), I was done.

Edits: clarity, closing line.
 
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daffodils said:
New(?) Nick selfie, posted while making fun of a man who looks eerily like the lovechild of Nick and Aaron
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Nick spent 2 hours dressing up and taking who knows how many pictures before he was happy with one. And you can be assure he is so proud of the image and think he is looking soo cool. Nick is the perpetual child/teenager.
I am starting to think he might have been (or believe he was) popular in grade school, probably due to his parents and grandparents money, and he never grew out of that mindset. Or he was the "leader" of his little group of friends.
 
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Well, that's not his home. None of the bathrooms or doors in his home look remotely like that. Is this what he was wearing at the last hearing with Aaron? (I can't find a match for that particular purple shirt on any of his recent streams.)

Anyway, a super sleuth might be able to figure out the art.
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Edit to Add: It looks to be a hotel based on the towel racks.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Well, that's not his home. None of the bathrooms or doors in his home look remotely like that. Is this what he was wearing at the last hearing with Aaron? (I can't find a match for that particular purple shirt on any of his recent streams.)

Anyway, a super sleuth might be able to figure out the art.
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This “zoom in, enhance” shit never fails to amuse me. What a time to be alive.

I don’t get hotel bathroom vibes from that reflection, it seems more like a home. But obviously not his home.
 
Bowl of Ramen said:
It looks sorta-kinda like a dressing room with some discount program advertisement.
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Maybe a cloakroom, or like a public bathroom off a conference suite or something. Ties in with the wedding I guess. Unless it’s a resort in Jamaica.
 
Honka Honka Burning Love said:
“Don’t you see? If you’re an average fellow, you know exactly when to use your boots. A man can keep track of three pairs of boots. Life is simple when you have three pairs of boots. But Our Wife…Kayla claims she has forty different pairs of boots at home. Forty pairs, can you imagine that?”

“Forty pairs,” Nick repeated, shaking his head. “Forty bloody pairs. And, they aren’t all the same kind of boots either. There is a pair for each outfit, and a dozen pairs in different styles that will match any number of half your outfits. You have boots for Ralph, boots for Drexel, and boots for normal people. You have boots for cocaine binges and boots for arrests, boots for doing cocaine and boots for sniffing galaxy gas. You have bloody shoes that you wear only when you’re walking to the cuck chair! The Bull used to complain that I didn’t have a pair to wear to the cuck chair at night!”
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“His ass on the cuck chair in Shayol Ghul, washing away the cum, sacrifice for Kayla’s orgasm.”
 
That's not his wedding outfit fwiw. At the wedding he was in a leather jacket, in this gay selfie his jacket is fabric

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That's photo's gotta be fairly recent because he's got his post-b12-deactivation haircut.

Also it looks more like a dressing room than a bathroom to me. The thing on the wall looks something like "$25-off"

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The photo he actually took was mostly full-body so this is cropped from a shot of his entire outfit

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