💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Lot of people itt exposing that they've never been clothes shopping and gone to the changing room to try stuff on
 
Pelican Bones said:
Lot of people itt exposing that they've never been clothes shopping and gone to the changing room to try stuff on
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Remember Occam's Razor: simplest is likely the right one.
But it's skelly so we have Skelly's Balldo: the gayest answer is wrong because it's even gayer.

It's probably the changing room of a gay nightclub and those containers at the back are full of tissue paper stained with GOO.
 
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Pentamidine said:
The thing on the wall looks something like "$25-off"
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It looks very much like a bonus gift card promo that companies like Massage Envy and other salon-type service chains do every year in the run-up to the holidays. You can even see what looks like the gift card image below the “$25 - $50” (I’m guessing on the numbers but that’s what I think I’m making out). The value of your free gift card in such promos is based on how much you spend.
 
Nick is in Pretty Antisocial chat right now

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East_Clintwood said:
Nick wouldn't have made it out of basic. The only question would have been whether the drill sergeant or his squadmates beat his annoying ass to death first.
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"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE CODE RED!"
daffodils said:
New(?) Nick selfie, posted while making fun of a man who looks eerily like the lovechild of Nick and Aaron
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God what an utter homo. Looks like a homeless rent boy taking a selfie in the hotel shitter after taking multiple loads and having a hobo bath before going out to chase more cock.

But much older so he has to do the really degrading shit to get paid.
 
A few pages behind,
Was Faran the "Fat Chick" that rejected Rekieta, which led to Rekieta hating on everybody that has over 10% body fat?
 
Melty Butter said:
Well, the only 14 yr old that I know in this story is Nick's second oldest kid who was possibly choke slammed in the chiropractor's office. This is not a big secret. Nick self-reported.

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It totally makes sense that a nanny would falsely accuse choke slams against her sole source of income, coincidentally the same claim a disinterested chiropractor desk lady would make.
Pentamidine said:
Also it looks more like a dressing room than a bathroom to me. The thing on the wall looks something like "$25-off"

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$25 off bull sessions.
 
daffodils said:
Nick is in Pretty Antisocial chat right now

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How did this bitch even come on the scene ........

And why is Nick in her chat? lol. God BOTTOM OF THE BARREL!

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The 3 baby-daddy balldowasher is timing people out in chat if you come for Rekieta. WHORE.

Also, this bitch is asking for a copyright strike. She lets videos play for minutes on end with zero commentary. Get ready retard.
 
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Nick is in Pretty Antisocial chat right now

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He still hasn’t completed his CLEs? You’ve got to be kidding me. It feels like he’s been talking about this for almost a year now. Is he even capable of doing anything that requires a modicum of effort anymore? Is his drug-ravaged brain incapable of handling any chore or adult obligation at this point?
 
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Schrodinger's cuck. simulaniously too busy with driving and parenting all the kids but also not too busy to seethe on xitter? quite a career :lossmanjack:
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I thought Nick calling "spend time with your family instead of Twitter" advice "retarded" was crazy. But seeing that he's in PAS chat right now, the thought crossed my mind "At least that's keeping him from beating his kids" and it made me realize that to Nick Rekieta, any advice that includes spending more time with his family IS retarded. It's tantamount to "You should be abusing your wife and kids more often"
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
He still hasn’t completed his CLEs? You’ve got to be kidding me. It feels like he’s been talking about this for almost a year now. Is he even capable of doing anything that requires a modicum of effort anymore? Is his drug-ravaged brain incapable of handling any chore or adult obligation at this point?
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He wants to die but he's too much of a pussy to make it happen.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
He still hasn’t completed his CLEs? You’ve got to be kidding me. It feels like he’s been talking about this for almost a year now. Is he even capable of doing anything that requires a modicum of effort anymore? Is his drug-ravaged brain incapable of handling any chore or adult obligation at this point?
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Do you expect him to spend 15 entire hours a year doing something related to his career path without first receiving a guarantee that the ethics complaint(s) will be dismissed? This is Nick "Plays it safe" Rekieta.
 
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If he dodged the fucking deer there'd be no damage at all. "Dodged" is a weird way to say "I crashed into it." Fucking dipshit. Probably drunk and speeding too.

This jackass literally can't NOT play gay word games about absolutely everything, even the most trivial shit.
Red Frida said:
Do you expect him to spend 15 entire hours a year doing something related to his career path without first receiving a guarantee that the ethics complaint(s) will be dismissed? This is Nick "Plays it safe" Rekieta.
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While in some cases you can take real law school courses for CLE, there is literally brain-dead shit even Nick could do on nitrous. It's not hard.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
  • Why the hell she sat on all of this, IDK. (Insert sitting joke.)
To be fair to Faran, this stream was the point where I stopped watching balldoman streams. I had already tapered before, but the clear predator behavior, on stream, and clear disregard for his wife (HAH!), I was done
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Didn't she kinda vanish shortly after?

Drinking excessively and streaming is not a match made in heaven. She seems to have a low alcohol tolerance and talks too much, but she doesn't seem to be a sex pest.

So, for Nick's story to make sense, we would need to believe he spent several hours on stream and then off stream discussing sex and sex toys with someone, offered to take them sex toy shopping when he and Kayla visited her, whilst casually mentioning his wife wants to open the relationship, but he had no sexual interest in her, because she's fat.

This is why Nick is never going to recover. He just can't help but tell ridiculous fucking lies and it means he produces endless content for people here to pick apart.

Nick, free advice time. Cover the murder trial and avoid mentioning your degenerate interests and contribute more than picking up a certain word someone said in the trial and repeating it as your commentary. This thread might actually die if you just act fucking normal.
 
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