DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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BPD Gunt Rider said:
The problem is if Phil does this, he ends the one reason that 99% people follow him.

The underlying issue is that Phil never should have been a content creator to begin with because he sucks at everything. He's not good at games, entertaining, funny, likeable, charismatic, intelligent, witty, physically attractive, etc... There's nothing there. As we all know, Phil got to this position of internet fame spamming garbage Youtube gaming videos.
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This is the reason why he lost most of his viewers. I think he would actually get more success if he did the opposite of everything he is doing, and turned things around. People would show up to watch the redemption and actually see him enjoy himself.
 
Went and did some things irl and remembered "Mike Dutch" and "Kim" from the fnaf marathon that Ken first appeared and whaled out with. I looked into Mike's chat history and he has all the marks of ICS, so I updated the big post to include them.
 
Julia Chang said:
I think about this a lot. Without being some kind of pedo or murderer it's genuinely impressive how universally detested he is.
Like, truly, who else on the planet, living or dead, has a worse like:dislike ratio? The mind obviously goes to people like Hitler or Stalin but even they have people who like them, despite things like genocide and war crimes holding them back - and that's looking at things from a historical perspective, let alone the fact that these were two leaders of nations at one point with millions of supporters.

Seriously, is there someone more universally disliked than Phil Burnell? Is there another person in history who is both well known enough to have a large enough sample size of people that know them but are also so widely loathed?
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It reminds me of something I once heard someone say about Chris-chan, that socially speaking, Chris might be the worst person on the planet. There are people who are morally worse than Chris, like terrorists or gang members but even a gang member can make some friends. You could say the same thing about Phil. It's hard to imagine a person more impersonable than him.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Went and did some things irl and remembered "Mike Dutch" and "Kim" from the fnaf marathon that Ken first appeared and whaled out with. I looked into Mike's chat history and he has all the marks of ICS, so I updated the big post to include them.
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Cant reply to your big Expose-ay. Wanted to ask if ICS ever interacted with the farms or if you have suspicions of it? Since you said he tried to join the detractor community. I dont tend to follow the dents because they all kinda meld together in my mind.
 
00R-Gundam said:
Cant reply to your big Expose-ay. Wanted to ask if ICS ever interacted with the farms or if you have suspicions of it? Since you said he tried to join the detractor community. I dont tend to follow the dents because they all kinda meld together in my mind.
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I don't know about the farms. When he tried to join the detractor community it started first with his Expose-ay stream of Phil, but he quickly learned that detractors want nothing to do with a former whale. Then he would wander over to ALT's and Doody's streams that start donating to them to get their attention and both were smart enough to tell everyone to ignore him, while everyone in chat threw insults at ICS. He figured out that he wasn't wanted in the detractor community.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
So there you are, all ICS socks
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It's still crazy to me how every single one of his whales uses socks and bought accounts to give him more money and make him appear as more successful (sussessful in Philese) than he is...

Even most e-girl's whales aren't that weird. I swear Phil should be scared of them. Just imagine the day one of them goes extra parasocial.
 
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
So many people have tried to help phil, and he's been given so many chances to change for the better and somehow he still continues to, but he always manages to fuck things up. I think the ol' pig is beyond a lost cause at this point, he'll just keep spiraling with his delusions, addictions, and schizo-esque paranoia of the dang dirty tractors.
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He has zero incentive for any level of self improvement when he makes over 100k a year being an internet laughing stock.

The scale of his endless failures as a human being means absolutely nothing to him so long as he's able to continue consooming and his broken black dick obsessed mind shields him from any sense of responsibility or reality that he's a degenerate scumbag fulltime beggar and not the star of his own reality show with thousands of adoring fans.

You'd have to force him off the internet and even then I doubt he'd change he's too far gone and too socially inept to survive in the real world. He'd just end up back at his parents place with his mother wiping his ass for him.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
* Chatty with other chatters.
* No periods, and use of periods breaks up multiple sentences
* Emojis
* Trying to get daddy's attention
* Mixes of lowercase and uppercase first word at times.
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Couldnt that descibe a majority of Youtube users anyway?
I dont watch many streamers live, but on restreams and clips it seems like a pretty universal to all stream chats.

Regardless, solid and convincing Expose ay
 
Telemeter said:
He probably sleeps with a thumb in his mouth and has the weirdest snoring ever.


That's not even a joke actually, he's quite literally the first and most successful beggar in the world to panhandle on the Internet full time.

He's not the only one, though, there's been a few notable ones but they inevitably are vice ridden and end up begging on the street again. Member this guy?


Believe it or not, Phil's been begging on Youtube since before this one blew up.
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that old man, i like him. if he just cleaned up and went as a news anchor. he would be raking in cash
 
Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
It's still crazy to me how every single one of his whales uses socks and bought accounts to give him more money and make him appear as more successful (sussessful in Philese) than he is...
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It's even more retarded when you realize they get metaphorically shit on nearly each stream Phil doesn't get his fix (aka enough money), and they keep coming back like an abused ex. Some mothers clearly missed with coat hangers.
 
What's really quite disgusting is that despite wasting an hour yelling at chat, speed-reading past important info, and wandering around like a fucking numpty he'll include this shit in his title and thumbnail like its some sort of win. Like owning the fact HE fucked up makes him affable.

"I'm gonna ask the game devs how they'll compensate me for the hour I lost on the stupid puzzle". Say it with me folks: KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT.

e: NO FUCKING WAY THIS NIGGER JUST STUPID-QUIT. HE FUCKING BRAINLET QUIT THE GAME. HE'S SUCH AN IDIOT THAT HE QUIT THE DAMN GAME. FUCKING HELL

e2: ah yes the tried and true QnA. We have been looping for five minutes about how much we were loving the game but now its soft lahcked. Followed by silently scanning for contributions. Fuck sake man. Every time he speaks I want him to shut up and every time there's dead air it nearly sends me.

e3: Oopsie Poopsie I guess you didn't hit the goal either huh cunt? Fuck you its not the games fault you have a brain thats as smooth as plastic. Useless nitwit. Fucking bitch piece of shit.

That stream you saw then? Thats the type of slop you don't even upload. Its shameful. You made 0 progress and wasted everyone's time. But he'll still have it up by tonight. Just to squeeze every single pence he can from his audience.
 
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PetiteDragon43 said:
What's really quite disgusting is that despite wasting an hour yelling at chat, speed-reading past important info, and wandering around like a fucking numpty he'll include this shit in his title and thumbnail like its some sort of win. Like owning the fact HE fucked up makes him affable.

"I'm gonna ask the game devs how they'll compensate me for the hour I lost on the stupid puzzle". Say it with me folks: KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT.

e: NO FUCKING WAY THIS NIGGER JUST STUPID-QUIT. HE FUCKING BRAINLET QUIT THE GAME. HE'S SUCH AN IDIOT THAT HE QUIT THE DAMN GAME. FUCKING HELL
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Wow you're getting angrier than whore beater Burnell gets at his bitches when they don't wake up from being "sick" to make him dinner.

You should fix yourself a hungry man frozen TV dinner and watch 5 copies of the same DVD while you drink a gallon of gin n' cherry juice (for da gout) while your fat bitch wife messes up dinner again before you have a heart attack or something.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
He's watching one sided, skewed, very focused on negative content that not representative of me. (its literally you)
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It's what I don't get.. Barring AI parody content, it's still your dumb words coming out of your dumb mouth, it's your actions... The detractors don't MAKE you do what you do... They may cut out dead air, or thematically splice relevant clips, but it's not like you need the whole 2+ hour build up for context of "if we dont make the goal YOU DONT GET ANYTHING"

It's pure cope from the mine source. It's pathetic.
 
So, Tortured Souls 2 is on the verge of wagequit. And the manbaby is throwing a hissy fit.



Remember: This fuckhead wants to be taken seriously.
 
neger psykolog said:
You should fix yourself a hungry man frozen TV dinner and watch 5 copies of the same DVD while you drink a gallon of gin n' cherry juice (for da gout) while your fat bitch wife messes up dinner again before you have a heart attack or something.
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Thats oddly specific lol
 
It's one thing if I'm playing a game, and its not entertaining or whatever and we're having a bad night and we don't hit a goal.
It's another thing if the game screws the stream. That's bullshit.
I REFUSE to have that busted game screw this stream from paying it's support goals.

So the games are now the dents' estranged father who owes Phil child support that the dents have to pay?

Man... the fact that Phil does two endings to his streams is so dented.
Guilt begs. "Alright folks, I'm out of here, goodnight". Clicks button to "split the part". Guilt begs. "Alright folks, I'm out of here, goodnight".

King fucking dent.
 
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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why he's lolcow king Emeritus. I still can't get over how he complained about Silksong giving him a blister. Bitch of Hate is more like it
 
In regards to the Tormented Souls issue from tonight:
Hard Lock: The game software crashes. The screen freezes, audio may loop. No input works. You must force-close the application. It is a technical failure.

Soft Lock: The game still runs, but you cannot progress. You are trapped by game design, a bug, or lack of a required item. The game world is functional, but your progress is permanently halted. You must reload a save.

Summary:
  • Hard Lock: System failure. The game stops.
  • Soft Lock: Progression failure. You are stuck in a running game.
 
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