💊 Manosphere Braden Peters / Clavicular / ylrven - Moderator on looksmax.org, roid rat, takes out loans for cosmetic surgery, can't talk to women without doping, DIY surgeon

Hitchhiker said:
He really does look like someone held a lighter up about an inch away from a plastic doll for an hour. It's genuinely kind of creepy, like all of his features are ever so slightly melted in. It's really noticeable in the second video though.
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Too much Botox. A little in your forehead is acceptable, but too much and the muscle don't move so it look glassy. This nigga zesty af.
 
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Clav is doing real work to squash the gay rumors by making a 12 minute video on penismaxing.

Key Takeaways
  • Clav has spent a great deal of time researching penis size
  • "Forget everything you know about penis size"
  • He criticizes self report studies from men about size while basing his argument on self report studies from women
  • Clav emphasizes the importance of girth and not just length
  • Advocates for the year round use of the medieval torture device spoilered below
  • Clav is a huge fan of the penis pump
  • Thankfully Clav assures the audience that the expensive and prone to failure water pumps are not any better than the more simple air pumps
  • Recommends pumping before sex
  • Predictable chemical solution recommendation
  • The insecurity in this video is palpable
  • People in the comments arguing about the merits of various dick stretching techniques has severely eroded my faith in humanity as a species

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Muskie said:
  • Advocates for the year round use of the medieval torture device spoilered below
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The funniest part of all this is the fact that penises are elastic. They have special spongelike channels that are high in elastic fibers and fill with blood to harden and soften. So this device does absolutely nothing, and if it did, you would damage it slightly at best, or at worst, irreversibly damage these sponge like tissues and blood channels and "break your dick".

Clav still cannot research to save his life. The only proven method of enlarging your junk is through enlargement surgery, and the only reason that works is because the average man has an extra 4-8" of penis between his prostate and groin that can be pulled forward by a surgeon.

(I'm not a penis expert btw, I have doctors for parents, table talk was weird growing up)
 

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Clav just poosted this to his Instagram story:
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I have no idea who the nigger is, but he apparently does IRL streams on Kick and Clav will be there with him tonight. I couldn't find anything about a stream time however.
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He also poosted this picture wherein it appears he's on a private jet.
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Wait a minute... ENHANCE!
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Infront of him appears to be a censored object with what is clearly a rolled up bill next to it and a credit card in his hand. :really:
 
Guns of the Gaytriots said:
New video from Clav:
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Ironically calls the people in the video "retarded meatheads".
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Something I have noticed about Clav is his obsession with doing things "optimally"

In this video he (rightfully) criticizes this gym full of browns for their dumb lifting routine, highlighting how most of what they are doing is "suboptimal". Someone who knows more about lifting than me can speak to that but what I'm concerned with is the optimal obsession. Is Clav lifting optimally? I don't think so, yeah he is in shape but with the amount of gear he's on if he was lifting optimally he would look like a pro body builder. It isn't just lifting either as all of his advice is about obsessing over "optimal" ways to look and act.

I think Clav is an embodiment of "perfect is the enemy of the good". This retard will spend countless hours researching topics to find the perfect solution to a problem and will except no compromises. If he used just a fraction of this time more productively towards a "good" fix he might have had some more success by now (if it weren't for his multitude of other retarded beliefs and general arrogance) . His justification of this attitude is best seen in his views on long term relationships. According to Clav, to be in a LTR in 2025 as a man requires having surgically augmented gigachad looks, millions of dollars, a 12" penis, a fantastic makeup routine, a fleet of luxury vehicles, impeccable fashion sense, and an assortment of recreational drugs. Anything less than this is failure and will end in misery. So to him, it is necessary to have all of these things and more before you can even START to think about relationships. What makes Clav hilarious is his inability to see that the rest world doesn't operate like this.
 
Muskie said:
I think Clav is an embodiment of "perfect is the enemy of the good".
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Yeah, I think perfect might even be the enemy of mediocre in his case, the guys whole appearance is just subpar. From the hollowed out, empty benzo eyes to the skin that's slowly turning gray from lack of sun exposure coupled with bp med abuse to try and avoid a heart attacked induced at the age of 20 from mixing roids, meth, and god knows what else. He's falling fast, I hope everyone has popcorn ready.

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dick brain said:
Whatever you say TheFagTickler.
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Hey, listen, the tickling is non-sexual in nature, it's more of an asserting dominance practice.
 
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