Big Al lost another challenge (Livestream everyday in november) in record time! Is it because we saw all the bedbug bites on your tumtum??? Has she ever completed any "Challenge" that took longer than two weeks? Certified shitter quitter.
Edit: Mobile shit
Didn't she successfully complete Vlogmas last year or smth (if you even wanna count that? Idk this was the time where I was still doing recaps of everything, and it all just kind of blends into one homogonous undefined blob, much like Amber will when she starts decomposing. The only thing that really stuck was the finale, where she went to her mom's work's Christmas celebration that included pestering exotic animals by passing them around like it's a petting zoo (sadly, Amber didn't catch leprosy from the armadillo).
Anyway, current state of Gorlworld is fascinating. When Amber gets too boring, it only takes a bit of time before everyone in her surroundings turns into a professional turbotard, like Rachel the neghole pozzer, nay, the shit embracer, going lolcalf in her own right. It's as if Gorlworld is an inverted closed system, where the only exchange is matter. The characters may change, but there is an unchanging amount retardation that just gets passed around as time goes on. After Amber had her turn with it, having a major crashout, the tard energy (which I think I'll just shorten to tardergy in the unlikely case it comes up again) has now dispersed to the side chars, like Aunt Tammie, manure-wallower Rachel, Fed Bundy, and associated reactors. And naturally Beggy is somehow involved, probably grifting in some form or other.
Once again, her royal fatness is slave to the fundamentals of thermodynamics.
(I'll take the puzzle pieces now, thanks.)
