Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

[Pointless Pedant]

In Medieval Times, the term "Dog Latin" or "Kitchen Latin" (latinitas culinaria) was coined by scholars to refer to the attempts by uneducated monks to sound intelligent by using a crude, amateurish approximation of Latin. Maybe we could coin the term "Daki Nihongo" or "Convention Japanese" to refer to "Mai Waifu kawaii desu" etc.

"Kawaii desu" is actually Japanese, though.

 

[lolwut]

The plural of waifu is waifu, BTW, not "waifus".

The plural of waifu is "autistics," actually.

 

[Overcast]

It legit makes me a little sad that these people throw out any chance of a real, loving relationship in favor of a series of drawings.

I'd imagine at least a majority of these people feel deep down that this doesn't fill the void they have in their life. And I'm not just talking about love, I mean meaningful friendships in general.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

It legit makes me a little sad that these people throw out any chance of a real, loving relationship in favor of a series of drawings.

I'd imagine at least a majority of these people feel deep down that this doesn't fill the void they have in their life. And I'm not just talking about love, I mean meaningful friendships in general.

These people never had any chance of a real, loving relationship.

 

[Splendid]

The thing that gets me about the gatebox is that the piece of shit doesn't even have language recognition. You literally get one of three choices and that's it.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

The thing that gets me about the gatebox is that the piece of shit doesn't even have language recognition. You literally get one of three choices and that's it.

The thing that gets me about the gatebox is that grown men would spend large sums of money for a picture of a cartoon girl.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/comments/696t4p/your_waifus_struggle/

A sad reality it is. Constant struggle, never ending agony amidst the love. Something as simple as a glass screen separating life from perfection. The children of this eternal separation are depression, sadness, and an oddly satisfying wisdom. Never will you be able to hold her in your arms, but, that's what draws you so close. The fruitful affection you excrete has its resolve strengthened by the fact that she'll never really be beside you, gently resting her head on your shoulder, knowing you're the only one who can protect and nurture her in the way she truly wants to be cared for. We are humbled by this truth, and our commitment is bolstered by these facts as well.

Never allow these truths to stop your endurance, or dent your constitution. She is your waifu, and that's the greatest fact of all...

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Has any definite conclusion been drawn about Nicholas Foxworth? Is he just a troll or a particularly deranged weeb?

 

[Marvin]

That looks like it says Pedorov.

 

[Strelok]

I'll just leave this here.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

There's something about the terms "daughteru" and "sonfu" which annoys me (especially the latter). If you make up faux Japanese, please make sure it doesn't look too exceptional.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

If you make up faux Japanese, please make sure it doesn't look too exceptional.

You're asking the equivalent of attending a furry convention without being a degenerate tard.

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

I'll just leave this here.

How does that even work? Do you make your "sonfu" in FIFA or Madden and have them play soccer as part of bonding time? Or do you make them in Saints Row and do missions with them?
Also, it's hilarious that the moderators want to regulate the image of *fuism by threatening to ask a few questions.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

How does that even work? Do you make your "sonfu" in FIFA or Madden and have them play soccer as part of bonding time? Or do you make them in Saints Row and do missions with them?
Also, it's hilarious that the moderators want to regulate the image of *fuism by threatening to ask a few questions.

Trying to enter your daki into elementary or high school probably causes a number of problems ranging from attention from psychiatric services to your daki getting bullied in class.

 

[Splendid]

Putting pillows in class would be good so that the weaker kids could learn to bully someone too.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Putting pillows in class would be good so that the weaker kids could learn to bully someone too.

BULLYING IS NOT COOL!!!

 

[TrannyBO]

The plural of waifu is waifu, BTW, not "waifus".

It's waivus.

Foxworth is a troll, but also really autistic.

 

[FightenGnome]

Liking a fictional character, even to the point that you'd go out with said fictional character irl is one thing, treating them like they exist? That's a whole different plane of reality.

 

[AnOminous]

The plural of waifu is waifu, BTW, not "waifus".

There is no plural of waifu, you degenerate polygamist.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Liking a fictional character, even to the point that you'd go out with said fictional character irl is one thing, treating them like they exist? That's a whole different plane of reality.

It's the plane Chris resides on.