DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
I am losing my patient with a lot of you in here who complain about phail getting money, potentially.
caring about Phil's money is essentialy like playing a gatcha game.
you get the same short term excitement and a short term disappointment and then you go back to the first.
if you feel like that, try to get rid of it and most importantly, you are not enjoying it.
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My big picture here is thus: Khet will get to watch this. I care more about Fhet Khet watching her significant other getting humiliated on a 100k live audience, than phil getting a $10k boost.
If asmon is smart, which I assume he will do, he will reference all those past interviews where she is most likely not exposed to or not aware about them.
Maybe Fhet Khet will get to know a bit better her husband after that.
- Honey, are you still playing those gatcha games?
- Honey, why are you begging like that?
- Honey, why are you telling people that you are not poor, but we didn't even get to go on a local trip?
and for those of us who are normal and have sex only with women, you know how unbearable female whining can get, especially when they have so much free time (no kids and part time job).
 
I don't have a Reddit or even an X but I want Asmon to ask DSP how he got so offended by the way Keemstar tried to get DSP to be a host for Lolcow Podcast only for DSP to ask for an interview by insulting Asmon.

And I know Asmon doesn't care and DSP said "its how business is done in the modern era, its the nature of the beast" but for years his reason for stringing Keemstar along was because he didn't like how Keemstar didn't DM him behind the scenes (even though Keem was blocked).

I also want to know why DSP insists that Detractors ruin business and collab opportunities when this Interview with a larger content creator only happened because Phil called Asmon a bitch.

E: In fact he's had several appearences and interviews and still he's sat claiming detractors ruin everything he tries to do to make money.
 
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Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
Honey, why are you telling people that you are not poor, but we didn't even get to go on a local trip?
and for those of us who are normal and have sex only with women, you know how unbearable female whining can get, especially when they have so much free time (no kids and part time job).
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Khet having a part time job in the first place and the few interactions they had with each other on stream implies neither have much desire to know each other better even with the shit about Phil being public knowledge.
 
Martys_not_smarty said:
That was one famous one where he called that one guy a fag for having a rainbow dyed beard and Dave's Twitch handler Hassan got it overturned wasn't it?
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It wasn't a rainbow, it was the bluebeard incident. The guy came into Phil's chat, called out Dave for being boring, Phil singled him out and said that his chat can "bully" him and to make fun of him for having a bluebeard. Got banned, but it was immediately overturned, as Dave went to his contact and got back into Twitch's good graces. That was his second strike. I know Phil had two strikes against him, but he never mentioned why he was banned the first time. I don't think it was when he wanted to pimp slap that 11 year old girl when he was playing Minecraft VR...without a VR headset. I don't think Phil ever mentioned why he got struck the first time, but I know the bluebeard incident was his second strike.

I could be wrong, but Phil never mentioned that Hassan - the dude that used his job title at Twitch to get e-thots and potential e-thots to send him nudes for Twitch partnership - but it does fit perfectly in the events of things. Once Hassan was eventually fired from Twitch, Phil was SHORTLY let go from the partnership program.
 
BlastMonk said:
period of this general vs Null was weird I don't even remember what set him off and started the ban wave
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Short answer is someone called Jersh a chubby chasing simp but on an episode of MATI he said it was because a couple people in the thread wouldn't shut up about planning on neghole pozzing and the mods did nothing.
 
Dredd2022 said:
You're thinking about this like dents are logical, well adjusted, normal beings. I 100% think some parasocial spastics desperate for attention will latch onto Phill due to this.
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And how's that any different from the last 5 or 6 years? Phil's entire career is basically built off of parasocial spastics desperate for attention. It's called a vortex for a reason. They show up throwing money around, Phil spends it on stupid shit while begging for more, and it continues in it's own self contained vacuum until the money runs out. Then Phil tosses them aside just in time for a new parasocial spastic to get sucked in and repeat. As he says, Phil is never going to go away even if everyone else on the internet forms a pact to ignore him, some retard will always wander into his stream and get pignotized. Besides it's not like this is going to be the time Phil actually starts to fix his house, save money, or improve his life in any way, so just laugh at another retard going broke to support the King of Retards who has to live in a hell of his own creation.
 
Phail's slow moving car crash of a death has taken so long that people have taken to inventing metagames and virtual meta currency as a coping strategy for the fact that the faggot simply won't die anytime soon:
Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
I am losing my patient with a lot of you in here who complain about phail getting money, potentially.
caring about Phil's money is essentialy like playing a gatcha game.
you get the same short term excitement and a short term disappointment and then you go back to the first.
if you feel like that, try to get rid of it and most importantly, you are not enjoying it.
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This is similar to entertaining yourself 12 years after being put on death row by counting shit like the number of footsteps the guard makes to and from your cell each day just to keep yourself from dying from actual boredom.
 
I doubt asmongold is doing much research on his own and you know the dent tractors are sending him a hundred messages about stuff that literally doesnt matter so I dont really have high hopes we get into any decent topics. Its impossible for anyone without a deep knowledge of phil to get anything out of him because phil will just find any minor inconsistency and use that to claim every detractor is wrong about every single thing.

At this point I just want him pressed on the topics he always skirted and deflected on during past interviews, and I highly doubt asmongold will have any background info to counter phil's attempts to obfuscate these questions. Stuff like the business expenses, bank leaks, stolen tire, etc where phil just played dumb the entire time.

A good question for asmongold would be- "phil you accused me of defamation, what statements did I make about you that were defamatory?". Phil wouldn't have a good way to answer this question without admitting he was making a false accusation.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Hey Phil, being deliberately obtuse only works on crayon eaters, aka your audience.
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Also the King of what? Didn't he personally retire the King of Hate moniker? so what's he the king of? Dentheads (that's the most likely)? Outliving? Fat fucks? E-Beggars? Shitstains? Narcissists?

Also, Phil cries so much about defamation, one should play his "EvilAJ is mentally ill" clip and state "don't you think THIS is also defamation? EvilAJ should sue you right?"". Someone could do something funny and consult Asmon during stream feeding appropriate clips
 
Balr0g said:
Also the King of what? Didn't he personally retire the King of Hate moniker? so what's he the king of? Dentheads (that's the most likely)? Outliving? Fat fucks? E-Beggars? Shitstains? Narcissists?

Also, Phil cries so much about defamation, one should play his "EvilAJ is mentally ill" clip and state "don't you think THIS is also defamation? EvilAJ should sue you right?"". Someone could do something funny and consult Asmon during stream feeding appropriate clips
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Well let me ask you this Balr0g... do you know what a Kingsnake is?
 
To be fair I'd love to see asmongold ask Phillbert about his thoughts on warcraft 3 and WoW. After all, Phil did host lan parties and said multiple times he used to play theses games back in the day... He wouldn't lie about having played games in the past right ?

I chose warcraft and wow as Asmond seem like a fan of the serie and it would be fun having him being a fake fan in front of a fan.
 
Not thrilled about the interview. I like Asmongold well enough but I feel like he doesn't know enough about DSP to really grill him and is more likely to softball things so as not to come off as too mean to a smaller creator, and DSP will just get a big boost of views from it (and probably a few stray dents from Asmongolds community throwing him money) which will just inflate his ego.

He should have stuck to taking shots at him via clips.
 
Nothing would be funnier at this point than for the asmon fag to keep hyping this shit up and then just completely ghost DSP 1 minute before the interview and literally never address it again.

DSP would eternally mald from having someone pretend to give a fuck about him and then ghost him like that.

Edit: he should delay it a few times too, for maximum effect.
 
Hamburger Detractor said:
And how's that any different from the last 5 or 6 years? Phil's entire career is basically built off of parasocial spastics desperate for attention. It's called a vortex for a reason. They show up throwing money around, Phil spends it on stupid shit while begging for more, and it continues in it's own self contained vacuum until the money runs out. Then Phil tosses them aside just in time for a new parasocial spastic to get sucked in and repeat. As he says, Phil is never going to go away even if everyone else on the internet forms a pact to ignore him, some retard will always wander into his stream and get pignotized. Besides it's not like this is going to be the time Phil actually starts to fix his house, save money, or improve his life in any way, so just laugh at another retard going broke to support the King of Retards who has to live in a hell of his own creation.
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Not long ago he was getting 50 bucks a stream as the goal IIRC, now it's 150. It was getting worse for him. But Sidescrollers and Kino saved him. Am I misremembering shit? I enjoy DSP being an anxious cunt getting shit money, the only thing that IMO genuinely gets to him. Others prefer him being presented to a larger audience. I prefer when others do a drive-by reaction to him, which makes him seethe, and by his own admission garners him no additional support. Shit like streaming with him, ala Kino gets him dedicated dents, it's a skill of his.

To each his own.
 
Phíloden- King of Denthan said:
Well let me ask you this Balr0g... do you know what a Kingsnake is?
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Is calling himself the kingsnake another Philism where what he thinks it means is either the opposite or has nothing to do with its actual meaning and he's just using it because it combines two nouns for convenience. Lord help us if Piggy hears the phrase chickenhawk.
 
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