Ask mods a question. - A genuine thread

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I feel Talk To Staff is a bit too stuffy for some people feeling comfortable asking small or simple questions to moderators, and I also believe there could be some more levity between staff and users.

Try to avoid using this to interrogate about moderation decisions, like "Why was I banned?" since that's something that genuinely should be handled in Talk To Staff. Threads posted there will be treated with more urgency and seriousness. Generally.

Use this thread to ask us questions, serious or not, and we'll answer them accordingly to whimsy.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Informative is used for posts that are truly informative to the thread.

I use it when someone informs the forum he would have sex with that woman.

I was told by Null that the stickers could be ignored, so I mostly just give them out randomly whenever it seems funny. But people seem to be really into them. Did he lie to me?

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What.

 

[12345]

I use it when someone informs the forum he would have sex with that woman.

I was told by Null that the stickers could be ignored, so I mostly just give them out randomly whenever it seems funny. But people seem to be really into them. Did he lie to me?

What.

Dude! Stickers are serious business! You don't even know! So serious!

 

[Squanto Airi]

Can I exchange my sticker points into good boy points, then exchange those good boy points into chicken tendies?

 

[The Lurky 1]

Favorite Cheddar Cheese brand?

 

[Plastic Paddy]

Who are your favorite and least favorite cows?

How do you guys not go insane dealing with the general retardation this site attracts on the daily?

Do you guys mod for Our Beneficent Dear Feeder's weekly malding stream or is it easy enough for him to do it solo?

Do you glow in the dark?

Thank you for dealing with my newfagness and have a nice day.

 

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Can I exchange my sticker points into good boy points, then exchange those good boy points into chicken tendies?

Yes.

Favorite Cheddar Cheese brand?

Tillamook is pretty good for its price.

Who are your favorite and least favorite cows?

How do you guys not go insane dealing with the general retardation this site attracts on the daily?

Do you guys mod for Our Beneficent Dear Feeder's weekly malding stream or is it easy enough for him to do it solo?

Do you glow in the dark?

Thank you for dealing with my newfagness and have a nice day.

My favorite is BossmanJack for obvious reasons, but he's unfortunately in jail now. Second-best is either Kay's Cooking or Cooking With Jack, because their videos are fun to share with people. My least favorite is Rekeita, because frankly I find a lot of the drama surrounding him dull and repetitive save for a few snippets.

I'm not really bothered by the posts on here, really. You can't go through life being easily annoyed by people acting dumb.

I don't think anyone moderates Null's stream. If there are any, I'm not aware of them.

Lastly, I do glow in the dark due to LCD lighting.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Who are your favorite and least favorite cows?

Russell Greer and Acerthorne. Russell Greer is funny from whatever angle you look at him, but Acer becomes boring super quick after the shock value wears off.

How do you guys not go insane dealing with the general retardation this site attracts on the daily?

You can either deal with it or you can't. It's not a learnable skill.

Do you guys mod for Our Beneficent Dear Feeder's weekly malding stream or is it easy enough for him to do it solo?

MATI is handled by Null alone.

Do you glow in the dark?

No, I do not work for United States Super Gay Nigger Rape exportation office. My apologies.

 

[boiling mountain]

Are you having an emergency?

 

[Thé au lait]

Why did you pick your mod name to be your mod name?

The moderator status is applied to our regular accounts, we don't make special ones for moderating. It makes things "interesting".

We do.

Favorite Cheddar Cheese brand?

Store brand is the only correct answer, always have to support your favorite local national benevolent megacorp!

Who are your favorite and least favorite cows?

Patrick Tomlinson is easily one of my favorites, patposting is so much fun. I think my least favorite would have to be someone like Peetz who makes me genuinely MATI.

How do you guys not go insane dealing with the general retardation this site attracts on the daily?

I don't lose my cool because you can't lose what you never had!

Are you having an emergency?

Yes, I've fallen and I can't get up!

 

[TroonsDid911]

Sorry if someone has already asked this but what are the positive / negative ratings for the new stickers if they have any? I don't want to give neg points to anyone unless its deserved.

 

[Rango Dango]

Sorry if someone has already asked this but what are the positive / negative ratings for the new stickers if they have any? I don't want to give neg points to anyone unless its deserved.

it doesnt matter if you have to ask

to have a negative rating you really have to try

 

[Waffle Iron]

Hallo, I recently came into the possession of an N-word pass. Which mod do I have to ask to redeem it? I want mods to know that I'm allowed to say nigger.

 

[dick brain]

Hallo, I recently came into the possession of an N-word pass.

Congratulations on your American citizenship.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

the funniest reports that you can remeber?

 

[Laburnum]

Do oldfags get treated more leniently in moderation matters?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Do oldfags get treated more leniently in moderation matters?

Yes.

 

[Eadred]

Do you feel obliged to frequent the farms because of your moderating duties, compared to just using it for leisure?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Do you feel obliged to frequent the farms because of your moderating duties, compared to just using it for leisure?

I moderate when I visit. In the words of the three restraining order winning Russell Greer, "this isn't my full time job".

 

[Laburnum]

Yes.

As it should be

 

[Tram Fan]

it doesnt matter if you have to ask

to have a negative rating you really have to try

have you tried doing a few stupid posts in beauty parlor?


ok so I got questions because of slungus.
1. Is @slungus22 banned forever? After long and thoughtful consideration I've reached the conclusion that he should stay banned it's better for both kiwifarms and himself.
2. What the fuck do you have to do in order to lose sticker privileges xd
3. Why do some jannies have the title "global moderator" "salon mod" but some have just "forum staff".
4. What is an "on topic mod".
5. Why would you ever agree to be a V Tuber Warden? Why are you self harming?