DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil's arbitrary goal was $100 for some time, then it became $150. He used to start the goal at $50, then he'd raise it to incrementally to (usually) no end.

Note that since Phil has included all forms of giving him money to the goal, it's been a minimum of $150.

To clarify since this can be confusing...

Phil used to only include tips (direct donations to his Paypal that he could spend immediately) to the goal until about a year ago. Phil changed this to include all ways of giving him money for the allure that he's sussessful after he "snaked" Kino Casino, although he can give the reason that he dual-streams on Kick now. This is a complete shift to Phil's business mindset, as he used to attempt hiding his 6-figure yearly income to cry poor and beg. This was more relevant in the Twitch days since the majority of his income then was via Twitch's scam currencies, bits.

In the end, Phil is given roughly the same ~$10k monthly income since he was departnered on Twitch and had to stream on Youtube. There's a steady gradual decline in Phil's income when there isn't stupid drama surrounding him to lift him back up again.

When Phil says he is more sussessful now compared to the Twitch days, he is lying. Well, his semantic way of lying since he was in crippling debt due to his own financial stupidiTy. He was being given significantly more money overall, which you can see in his old income estimations posted here in some thread that were proven quite correct.

 

[Ardath]

The whole rant about being a slave to his cat was so pathetic, he cant do anything because his cat might be sad for a little while and that's worth wasting your life on?

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

The whole rant about being a slave to his cat was so pathetic, he cant do anything because his cat might be sad for a little while and that's worth wasting your life on?

If only phil had some kind neighbors or any friends at all who could catsit for him

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

If only phil had some kind neighbors or any friends at all who could catsit for him

Or a sister who needs a place to stay.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Pet owners are insane in today's world treating them better than humans, so Phil fits in.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Pet owners are insane in today's world treating them better than humans, so Phil fits in.

Jasper's life is worth more to me than Phil's.

Jasper is just an easy excuse for Phil. Phil is practially a shut-in these days, but doesn't want to admit it, so he blames the fact he can't go anywhere on his cat. Meanwhile, when he needed to go to Connecticut to beg his mother for cash, Phil wasn't worried about Jasper's anxiety. And if Phil traveled during his mysterious week-long break this summer, Jasper was fine then, too.

 

[Pargon]

Pet owners are insane in today's world treating them better than humans, so Phil fits in.

Not my fault my cat is better than nearly any human being I have or will ever meet. Humans should pull their fucking thumbs out and prove it if they think they’re so much better

 

[Balr0g]

Look who's riding on Phil's coattails again

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Meanwhile, when he needed to go to Connecticut to beg his mother for cash, Phil wasn't worried about Jasper's anxiety. And if Phil traveled during his mysterious week-long break this summer, Jasper was fine then, too.

To be fair, Phil has been consistent (probably maintained lies) with this. He made a big deal about someone checking in on Jasper Kitty daily during the wedding, and he's still annoyingly not spilled the beans on that week off yet.

 

[Ardath]

To be fair, Phil has been consistent (probably maintained lies) with this. He made a big deal about someone checking in on Jasper Kitty daily during the wedding, and he's still annoyingly not spilled the beans on that week off yet.

I honestly hope he is lying because otherwise its so pathetic its hard to put into words.

 

[Twrx]

I honestly hope he is lying because otherwise its so pathetic its hard to put into words.

I just take every thing that comes out of his mouth as a lie. That's his entire life, begging and lying. Both of which, feed scopley.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

TMI: I love our cats, all of them are rescues, one of which was bottle-raised. If we were offered a trip to Japan, they'd be sure to get some fun Nihon no kyattonippumausu.

I can't imagine Khet loving that cat more than a once-in-a-lifetime honeymoon. Phail could sit in the hotel watching Japanese commercials as she explores as best she can. Even just standing in Shinjuku would be a treat for her. People bring chairs and watch the 3-D billboards.

All of that to say Phail doesn't want to go anywhere, but blaming it on a cat who would probably love a vacation away from Phail's reeing, is insane. He needs a better excuse, or should try something new -- telling the truth.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Remember guys, when asmon watches phil's detractor and clip channels, that's wrong and completely taken out of context, but when phil watches LG and lummox videos, that's fine and completely in context.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phail could sit in the hotel watching Japanese commercials as she explores as best she can. Even just standing in Shinjuku would be a treat for her. People bring chairs and watch the 3-D billboards.

Nigga... c'mon... we both know that she'd spend the entire trip sitting in the hotel with a glazed-over expression in her eyes as she can't comprehend why the annie-mays she's watching aren't dubbed in English as she is downing her 18th Premium Gourmet mayo Nissin cup noodle that her and Phail Instacarted from the local konbini.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

she'd spend the entire trip sitting in the hotel with a glazed-over expression in her eyes

At least she'd be in Japan. We all know she doesn't speak the language, she just wants to be there. Phail can't even do that. He's one of the most selfish people I've ever seen.

Using Jasper to shield what a twat he is is crazy. Phail refused a trip to Hogan's bar, not because of the cat or perceived threat of anal rape: he doesn't want to be inconvenienced in any way. Packing a bag would be too much work. Driving to the airport would be out of the question. Unless it's something he wants, it's stupid or too expensive.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

he doesn't know enough about DSP to really grill him and is more likely to softball things so as not to come off as too mean

Thats the balance detractors have to straddle. You can point and laugh and be based like Agent Proper or you can sperg out and tap the glass. Personally I've said some heinous shit about Phil that I won't and can't take back. Obviously I can't say he doesn't piss me off in real life. It's safe to say I'm in too deep. Asmon is a complete outsider who leans more towards the point and laugh but now he's glass tapping. For me his energy tells me this Interview won't be worth a damn. But for those who are content with seeing Phil interact with "normies" (not that Asmon is a normie) you might enjoy it. We'll see.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

TMI: I love our cats, all of them are rescues, one of which was bottle-raised. If we were offered a trip to Japan, they'd be sure to get some fun Nihon no kyattonippumausu.

I can't imagine Khet loving that cat more than a once-in-a-lifetime honeymoon. Phail could sit in the hotel watching Japanese commercials as she explores as best she can. Even just standing in Shinjuku would be a treat for her. People bring chairs and watch the 3-D billboards.

All of that to say Phail doesn't want to go anywhere, but blaming it on a cat who would probably love a vacation away from Phail's reeing, is insane. He needs a better excuse, or should try something new -- telling the truth.

Wifey and I hate children (who wouldn’t?), so we enjoy constant vacations in which we pay a human being to watch our cats. It costs less than Phil spends in a single night in WWE Champions.

Phil is just a lazy loser who not only doesn’t want to leave his house, but he has no hobbies that would make him interested in anything outside his house. A pathetic loser-style individual.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Phil is so narcissistic that he projects his personality onto his cat. Phil can't get a second cat, because Jasper is a spoilt only child who doesnt want to compete for attention. Phil can't go on vacation, because Jasper is clingy and strangers traumatize him.

Cats can be stubborn and fickle, but Jasper is far more adaptable and intelligent than his "dad".

 

[Windy Moors]

The only way to counter Phil's meandering bullshit in an interview, is to stipulate that he can only answer yes or no to the question asked. I know he would never agree to that, but it would be so fucking funny watching him squirm.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Jasper's life is worth more to me than Phil's.

Jasper is just an easy excuse for Phil. Phil is practially a shut-in these days, but doesn't want to admit it, so he blames the fact he can't go anywhere on his cat. Meanwhile, when he needed to go to Connecticut to beg his mother for cash, Phil wasn't worried about Jasper's anxiety. And if Phil traveled during his mysterious week-long break this summer, Jasper was fine then, too.

Yeah, Phil himself said that he didn't go in his office the entire week he wasn't streaming. He could have lied like he does about everything, but if he didn't go in his office and he can't travel, what did he do that whole week? Was he in a gin coma on the sofa? Was he camping in the backyard? Just more lies.

We got the half-hour "I can't travel because of Jasper" cope because of the questions posted here to ask him why Kat never got a vacation. He just doesn't grasp that his explanation just made him sound more sheltered and alien.