DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Girl Crush]

Watch the tuna fish sandwich one again, the one where he puts a metric ton of Miracle Whip and makes tuna soup.

I took your suggestion, and I have to say that there are two unsung heroes in that video:
1) why does this buffoon think that you need two cans of tuna to make one sandwich?
2) the weird old man rant about how things just aren't made like they used to be

 

[Xenomorph]

I took your suggestion, and I have to say that there are two unsung heroes in that video:
1) why does this buffoon think that you need two cans of tuna to make one sandwich?
2) the weird old man rant about how things just aren't made like they used to be

He was using a fucking liquid measuring cup too lmao.
Valedictorian material.

 

[Honeybunny]

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

He's just not very good at this trash talking thing, isn't he?

 

[BrunoMattei]

I have to tell you. Talking to the victims as Jason is one of the greatest things in that game.

Hope they patch out some of the janky shit soon.

On topic: I love how he couldn't take it as soon as the guy brings up how sorry he feels for Leanna.

 

[Leo Bonhart]

Watch the tuna fish sandwich one again, the one where he puts a metric ton of Miracle Whip and makes tuna soup.

That one is definitely top 10 DSP. The recipe called for celery and onions which would have given some substance to the goop he concocted. He omitted them, because, you know, it's just stuff he had around the house at the time...he's not making a video for posterity or anything.

"Miracle Whip is a lot healthier than mayonnaise."

Somebody tried to console Phil with kind words and $1 during the latter stages of that video.

'you shouldn't put up with that if I ever have the chance to play with you and talk with you I wouldn't talk &%#@ just have an intelegent conversation lol'

 

[BrunoMattei]

Somebody tried to console Phil with kind words and $1 during the latter stages of that video.

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'you shouldn't put up with that if I ever have the chance to play with you and talk with you I wouldn't talk &%#@ just have an intelegent conversation lol'

"Intelligent conversation" for this guy would be:

"Yo Phil you just keep doing what you do! YOU DA BEST!"

 

[JustStopDude]

It's got to be annoying as fuck to be playing a multi-person game, where communication is critical, and end up with DSP on your team.

At least with fighting games, he is just being one of the many people with mooted mikes. But in Co-or multi-player games, it's got to be annoying as fuck to have one person completely not communicating, doing their own thing, usually at the expense of the team losing.

 

[PL 879]

It's got to be annoying as fuck to be playing a multi-person game, where communication is critical, and end up with DSP on your team.
At least with fighting games, he is just being one of the many people with mooted mikes. But in Co-or multi-player games, it's got to be annoying as fuck to have one person completely not communicating, doing their own thing, usually at the expense of the team losing.

That scenario can only add numbers to the ranks of detractors. People are gonna look up who this idiot DarksydePhil is after hearing for themselves what an atrocious teammate he is, and that can only create more people that dislike him.
Nobody comes across Phil for the first time nowadays and says, "You know what I kinda like this guy."

 

[MMX]

That scenario can only add numbers to the ranks of detractors. People are gonna look up who this idiot DarksydePhil is after hearing for themselves what an atrocious teammate he is, and that can only create more people that dislike him.
Nobody comes across Phil for the first time nowadays and says, "You know what I kinda like this guy."

I think his Mcree rant during overwatch had a similar effect
Even people who are unaware who DSP is atleast know his "mommy I'm a cowboy" forced meme

 

[PL 879]

I think his Mcree rant during overwatch had a similar effect
Even people who are unaware who DSP is atleast know his "mommy I'm a cowboy" forced meme

At this point, we're not only talking about the few people that come across him for the first time seeing him as scum but this FT13 behavior will surely drive away some more of his current supporters. The ardent ones, they know what he is and I think they're so heavily invested that they don't want to admit to backing a failure.
The guy is a cancer.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Or using a shotgun against sniper wolf in MGS

There were no shotguns in MGS1 or it's remake.
You are probably thinking of MGS3, with The End, and even then (here's possibly one of the best DSP moments ever) he realized he DIDN'T have the shotgun because he saved at the wrong spot or something (IIRC, he picked up the shotgun from a nearby house, saved in that same place, not realizing that's NOT how the old MG save system worked. It just saves your position when you first enter an area. You need to exit that area for the game to remember what are your current weapons/ammo/items) and then went into a fit because he couldn't use a short range shotgun against a sniper, lmao. He ended up running and gunning for the most part, with an assault rifle.

 

[PL 879]

What's Phil going to do at a job interview, if he ever gets that far, when HR asks him about the choking the chicken incident - "That's it, this conversation is in sub only. You don't know jack shit about muh legacy. Your voice is like a little child."
Furthermore, perception becomes reality, Phil. You can go on until you're blue in the face about how you were never fired from Machinima and Laveria had nothing to do with you, but the public doesn't buy it.
That was just a small sample of what he has to look forward to out in the world.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

 

[PL 879]

 

[BrunoMattei]

Goddamn, that photo really highlights that wart.

 

[MMX]

There were no shotguns in MGS1 or it's remake.
You are probably thinking of MGS3, with The End, and even then (here's possibly one of the best DSP moments ever) he realized he DIDN'T have the shotgun because he saved at the wrong spot or something (IIRC, he picked up the shotgun from a nearby house, saved in that same place, not realizing that's NOT how the old MG save system worked. It just saves your position when you first enter an area. You need to exit that area for the game to remember what are your current weapons/ammo/items) and then went into a fit because he couldn't use a short range shotgun against a sniper, lmao. He ended up running and gunning for the most part, with an assault rifle.

Let's all agree with "sniper shotgun" shit was at it best during his XCOM playthrough along with his awesome "assault sniper rifle" which got a cameo in Resident evil 4 and 5.

 

[Overcast]

To be fair, if you can sneak up to The End and catch him off guard, the shotgun is very effective against him.

We all know Phil's not good at the whole sneaking part of the process though.

 

[Vault Boy]

35 years old.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

To be fair, if you can sneak up to The End and catch him off guard, the shotgun is very effective against him.

We all know Phil's not good at the whole sneaking part of the process though.

yeah, IIRC, holding him at gunpoint with the shotgun has a much bigger chance of him giving out his camo.
You could use the thermal goggles as well, but IIRC Phil only used them for the Fear fight and then never used them again (or at least never thought of using them for the End fight, for some bizarre reason, I chalk that up to stupidity as usual)

BTW, did Phil seriously purchase a Delorean? The BTTF jokes just write itself if that's the case lol.