Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
20:12 I never watch the FL Lottery live because I don't take that sucker bet, but I happened to just now see it on MeTV and the first ping-pong bols that came up in the Pick 2 where 7-4.
I got a call yesterday around noon from one of my close friends, musician and golf partner: John ---. "I got some good news that kinda involves you." "Let me guess. You played the Pick 2 last night of 7-4 and won?" A looooooong laugh. "Ya." "Are you surprised that I guessed that right?" "Well, ya, I am." "John, you know I don't play the Lottery and therefore don't watch to see what numbers come up. But last night after I was watching MASH season 7 episode 4 on MeTV, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, the Lottery was on. The two ping-pong bols that then came up were 7-4. I even wrote about it on kiwifarms forum. How much did you win?" "I don't know, I've got to go to the supermarket to cash in the ticket." "Well, scientifically, I've proven once again that There Are No Coincidences*."


*Synchronism: 7:47 "When you do the math..." - CBS THIS MORNING

http://www.livescience.com/59268-hurricane-outlook-2017.html?utm_source=notification

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Tropical storms become hurricanes when they reach 74 mph sustained winds. This is an example of GOD=7_4 Theory/Code; see http://GOD704.wikia.com . Hurri. Katrina reached 174 mph right before coming onshore.

Hurri.=74=H8+U21+R18+R18+I9

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http://www.livescience.com/59283-why-universe-is-accelerating.html?utm_source=notification

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NASA's WMAP was the first probe to measure dark energy at 74% of everything in this Universe. ESA's Planck then measured 74% of this Universe being dark energy (69%) & ordinary matter (5%) + dark matter (26%). This is part of GOD=7_4 Theory; see http://GOD704.wikia.com .
 
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You should try to express your views and theories in a more traditional form of narrative like the Bible. I think it'd unironically make a pretty interesting read.
 
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I got a call yesterday around noon from one of my close friends, musician and golf partner: John ---. "I got some good news that kinda involves you." "Let me guess. You played the Pick 2 last night of 7-4 and won?" A looooooong laugh. "Ya." "Are you surprised that I guessed that right?" "Well, ya, I am." "John, you know I don't play the Lottery and therefore don't watch to see what numbers come up, but last night after I was watching MASH season 7 episode 4 on MeTV, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, the Lottery was on. The two ping-pong bols that came up were 7-4. I even wrote about it on kiwifarms forum. How much did you win?" "I don't know, I've got to go to the supermarket to cash in the ticket." "Well, scientifically, I've proven once again that There Are No Coincidences*."


*Synchronism: 7:47 "When you do the math..." - CBS THIS MORNING
Because that's how normal human beings talk to each other. Let me guess, you both started applauding before he went off to pick up his $100%

You should try to express your views and theories in a more traditional form of narrative like the Bible. I think it'd unironically make a pretty interesting read.

Or maybe something more contemporary, like that podcast he's been meaning to do for a while.
 
You should try to express your views and theories in a more traditional form of narrative like the Bible. I think it'd unironically make a pretty interesting read.
Sure. But as a scientist proving synchronism, I can't do that as well in a book as I can online in a forum setting like this. There's a long list of documented synchronisms in this thread. Also, as the 2nd Coming of the Christ, I AM supposed to teach everyone the Truth and "Judge everyone according to their actions". I can do that through a book, but I can also do that here, Facebook, Google+, GodlikeProductions and other forums that I write on.
 
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I got a call yesterday around noon from one of my close friends, musician and golf partner: John ---. "I got some good news that kinda involves you." "Let me guess. You played the Pick 2 last night of 7-4 and won?" A looooooong laugh. "Ya." "Are you surprised that I guessed that right?" "Well, ya, I am." "John, you know I don't play the Lottery and therefore don't watch to see what numbers come up. But last night after I was watching MASH season 7 episode 4 on MeTV, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, the Lottery was on. The two ping-pong bols that then came up were 7-4. I even wrote about it on kiwifarms forum. How much did you win?" "I don't know, I've got to go to the supermarket to cash in the ticket." "Well, scientifically, I've proven once again that There Are No Coincidences*."


*Synchronism: 7:47 "When you do the math..." - CBS THIS MORNING
Guy wins the lottery, but doesn't bother to see how much money he won.

That ABSOLUTELY happened.
 
I got a call yesterday around noon from one of my close friends, musician and golf partner: John ---. "I got some good news that kinda involves you." "Let me guess. You played the Pick 2 last night of 7-4 and won?" A looooooong laugh. "Ya." "Are you surprised that I guessed that right?" "Well, ya, I am." "John, you know I don't play the Lottery and therefore don't watch to see what numbers come up. But last night after I was watching MASH season 7 episode 4 on MeTV, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, the Lottery was on. The two ping-pong bols that then came up were 7-4. I even wrote about it on kiwifarms forum. How much did you win?" "I don't know, I've got to go to the supermarket to cash in the ticket." "Well, scientifically, I've proven once again that There Are No Coincidences*."


*Synchronism: 7:47 "When you do the math..." - CBS THIS MORNING

Tell John to post here. A mod could verify him and he could back up this story along with explaining to us how we're all wrong about you and the context of some of the things we learned about you. I'm sure it'd make things easier for the scholars in the future to discern your teachings from the antichrist lies if you had a trusted party of your own to help support some of your more personal claims.
 
Tell John to post here. A mod could verify him and he could back up this story along with explaining to us how we're all wrong about you and the context of some of the things we learned about you. I'm sure it'd make things easier for the scholars in the future to discern your teachings from the antichrist lies if you had a trusted party of your own to help support some of your more personal claims.
Seconded. "John" would be a most welcome guest on these forums.
 
Bol is an alternate spelling of ball. Spanish calls soccer futbol. Bol includes o: the pictograph of a bol. It's similar to bowl.

bol=29=B2+O15+L12

The Sun and the mOOn are the two BIG bols in the heavens. The lunar cycle is 29.5 days.

SUMMARY The spelling of bol in English has a common spelling in Spanish, is better pictographically than ball (which should still be used in football because of the oblong a), is like bowl, and has a gematric value of 29 which relates to Nature/science.
 
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Bol is an alternate spelling of ball. Spanish calls soccer futbol. Bol includes o: the pictograph of a bol. It's similar to bowl.

bol=29=B2+O15+L12

The Sun and the mOOn are the two BIG bols in the heavens. The lunar cycle is 29.5 days.

SUMMARY The spelling of bol in English has a common spelling in Spanish, is better pictographically than ball (which should still be used in football because of the oblong a), is like bowl, and has a gematric value of 29 which relates to Nature/science.

Also, "balls" can also be used as a synonym for "nuts".

Coincidence?
 
Bol is an alternate spelling of ball. Spanish calls soccer futbol. Bol includes o: the pictograph of a bol. It's similar to bowl.

bol=29=B2+O15+L12

The Sun and the mOOn are the two BIG bols in the heavens. The lunar cycle is 29.5 days.

SUMMARY The spelling of bol in English has a common spelling in Spanish, is better pictographically than ball (which should still be used in football because of the oblong a), is like bowl, and has a gematric value of 29 which relates to Nature/science.
So how's "John" doing today?
 
He writes bol like that probably because in Spanish, you call Baseball Beisbol, and due to his sheer lack of ability outside of hitting things rhythmically assumes that you can split the words to get those spellings. Even though you can't, since the term for ball is balon, pelota, or bola and that term legit just means "bowl". He was told this numerous times, and he refuses it because it doesn't fit with his pet theory, much like how all of his intentionally dishonest spellings don't match the truth.
 
Bol is an alternate spelling of ball. Spanish calls soccer futbol. Bol includes o: the pictograph of a bol. It's similar to bowl.

bol=29=B2+O15+L12

The Sun and the mOOn are the two BIG bols in the heavens. The lunar cycle is 29.5 days.

SUMMARY The spelling of bol in English has a common spelling in Spanish, is better pictographically than ball (which should still be used in football because of the oblong a), is like bowl, and has a gematric value of 29 which relates to Nature/science.
1. Why does sun not have an "o" in it if it's such an important ball? 2. Why is 29 a magic number now? 3. I thought English was the basis for your theory. Why are you using Spanish now?
 
The spanish thing is even funnier when you remember he also believes at the same time that English is the language of God himself and was the first language pre-Babel. That he's using a 'debased' language that should have no application in his wet newspaper strength hypothesis is very telling.
 
Sure. But as a scientist proving synchronism, I can't do that as well in a book as I can online in a forum setting like this.
In case you're wondering what you just did:
You admited that Synchronisms are a load of bullshit. If the concept of "Synchronisms" would be valid, you could write that book, add a random sentence at a random location and a reader would experience something relating to that sentence when reading it, thus proving the validity of the concept. Since you absolutely preclude that notion, you admit that you know it doesn't work.
Checkmate, dude :story:

Tell John to post here. A mod could verify him and he could back up this story along with explaining to us how we're all wrong about you and the context of some of the things we learned about you. I'm sure it'd make things easier for the scholars in the future to discern your teachings from the antichrist lies if you had a trusted party of your own to help support some of your more personal claims.
Sounds like too much of a hassle, but he could appear in the podcast.

Why does sun not have an "o" in it if it's such an important ball?
Brad will soon tell us that SOOON is an alternate spelling of "sun".
 
My bet is he'll either rip Latin or German for it too, while ignoring how it isn't English really.
 
I AM honoring Memorial Day by watching the movie Battle of Midway (1976) on AMC. I've seen it many times before.

Battle of Midway - 7 aircraft carriers engaged; all 4 Japanese & 1 American sunk

The Battle of Midway - June 4-7, 1942 - with 7 aircraft carriers involved was the greatest carrier battle in history and possibly the greatest naval battle in history. The Japanese lost all 4 of their carriers and the Americans lost the USS Yorktown while the USS Enterprise (CV-6) and the USS Hornet (CV-8) survived.

It's an example of GOD=7_4 theory/code.

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Midway

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Last night during the Annual Memorial Day Concert from the steps of the US Capitol, they had Colonel --- who flew with Col. Doolittle during his famous raid on Japan remember*, "It was an 800 mile flight and we only had enough fuel for 600 miles. But an unusually strong tailwind and a storm allowed us to reach the Chinese mainland." Another example of when GOD/Nature intervenes in human conflict.

Although most eventually reached safety with the help of friendly Chinese, 7 crewmembers lost their lives: 4 as a result of being captured by the Japanese and three due to aircraft crash or while parachuting.

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Doolittle_Raid


*Synchronism: 12:14 "Sweet Jesus" - movie Midway
 
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I AM honoring Memorial Day by watching the movie Battle of Midway (1976) on AMC. I've seen it many times before.

Battle of Midway - 7 aircraft carriers engaged; all 4 Japanese & 1 American sunk

The Battle of Midway - June 4-7, 1942 - with 7 aircraft carriers involved was the greatest carrier battle in history and possibly the greatest naval battle in history. The Japanese lost all 4 of their carriers and the Americans lost the USS Yorktown while the USS Enterprise (CV-6) and the USS Hornet (CV-8) survived.

It's an example of GOD=7_4 theory/code.

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Midway

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Last night during the Annual Memorial Day Concert from the steps of the US Capitol, they had Colonel --- who flew with Col. Doolittle during his famous raid on Japan remember*, "It was an 800 mile flight and we only had enough fuel for 600 miles. But an unusually strong tailwind and a storm allowed us to reach the Chinese mainland." Another example of when GOD/Nature intervenes in human conflict.

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Doolittle_Raid


*Synchronism: 12:14 "Sweet Jesus" - movie Midway


If you want to honor those that paid the ultimate price, there are better ways than sitting on your ass watching TV.
 
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