Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

Bob being vaguely erotic when talking about the media makes me wanna be a eunuch:

Of all the shitty people to worship, why would anyone pick a loathsome creature like Hillary, who is literally personally responsible, more than any other single person, for President Trump.

 

[Mola Ram]

Might not even need that. If a fucking white male gets the dem nomination instead of a womyn, that'll probably be enough to provoke a tantrum.

Temper tantrums are certain no matter what happens. If Trump is reelected, we should instead watch for Bob to legitimately stroke the fuck out.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

For Ole Bobby it's never about convincing others.

He's peacocking for his social circle and announcing his ideological purity. Trying desperately to win thier approval and acceptance.

Sadly he can't grasp the fact that as a white male he will never be an true insider, no matter how much he embarrasses himself by tweeting these insane SJW talking points. He's a WHITE MALE (barely) so he's the enemy of the true people.

If he was a little smarter he'd look at the career of Full MacIntosh and see they even those who bow and scrape before the SJW alter will never really belong and will always be disposable in the eyes of the true SJWs.

 

[Chefbot]

I can't tell if Bob is flipping me off or giving two thumbs up in his Twitter picture.

 

[Lensherr]

IDK if this has been posted yet, but Bob recently wrote an article about 15 South Park episodes that "haven't aged well" that basically amounts to "these episodes offended my liberal sensibilities:

http://screenrant.com/south-park-old-episodes-aged-badly/

The commenters are absolutely ROASTING him

 

[thismanlies]

I've said this before, but something I despise about Bob, and the SJW movement in general, is that their unflinching hatred for anyone they deem "against" them prevents them from accepting turncoats or anybody who starts to think that their own side doesn't represent them.

One of the best things that can happen to your ideology is having people on the opposite side join you, because it shows other people that your side is accepting and it can apply to those who initially thought differently. But to Bob and his ilk, they're still evil and deserve what they get, which only serves to alienate others.

Here, you have someone who is dissatisfied with Trump, a former Trump supporter who feels like he's been played and should have voted for Hilary. If you were opposing Trump, wouldn't this guy be someone you want on your side so you can prove Trump isn't a good leader? But noooo, he voted for Trump! He made his choice so he's stuck with it! Fuck him, even though he states he doesn't like Trump!

That went on a bit longer than I initially thought, but this kind of thing angers me. I just can't stand how nuance and grey-area thinking has been stripped from political engagement.

That reminds me of something the Chinese Red Guards used to do. They'd hold "Struggle Sessions" where people who were accused of crimes against Chairman Mao would be humiliated and tortured until they confessed. Even then, those who did would be executed. That's how I see SJWs like Bob. They're ideological children who have no idea how the world turns.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

That reminds me of something the Chinese Red Guards used to do. They'd hold "Struggle Sessions" where people who were accused of crimes against Chairman Mao would be humiliated and tortured until they confessed. Even then, those who did would be executed. That's how I see SJWs like Bob. They're ideological children who have no idea how the world turns.

Some were executed, and some were imprisoned. It's still an absurdly hyperbolic comparison for a fat man dressed as Mario autistically screeching on Twitter from his basement.

 

[RockVolnutt]

IDK if this has been posted yet, but Bob recently wrote an article about 15 South Park episodes that "haven't aged well" that basically amounts to "these episodes offended my liberal sensibilities:

http://screenrant.com/south-park-old-episodes-aged-badly/

The commenters are absolutely ROASTING him

Correct me if I'm wrong as I skimmed through Bob's list but...is he assuming his dissenters are mostly from Gen X along with being right wing? Gen X is more likely the parents of the people who get under his skin online.

 

[His Dewliness]

IDK if this has been posted yet, but Bob recently wrote an article about 15 South Park episodes that "haven't aged well" that basically amounts to "these episodes offended my liberal sensibilities:

http://screenrant.com/south-park-old-episodes-aged-badly/

The commenters are absolutely ROASTING him

So many of these are "the person they made fun of died so that makes me sad ". That's such a stupid stance to take, the jokes were funny at the time because they were good jokes, the jokes haven't changed it's just that Bob feels icky now because he gets reminded that [insert celebrity here] died several years ago.

Also having seen them both a couple of days ago, ManBearPig and Krazy Kripples definitely both still hold up.

 

[Mola Ram]

IDK if this has been posted yet, but Bob recently wrote an article about 15 South Park episodes that "haven't aged well" that basically amounts to "these episodes offended my liberal sensibilities:

http://screenrant.com/south-park-old-episodes-aged-badly/

The commenters are absolutely ROASTING him

Ugh, I'm trying to read it but my inner English teacher is screaming for a red pen to slash across all of his unnecessary or redundant verbiage.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Ugh, I'm trying to read it but my inner English teacher is screaming for a red pen to slash across all of his unnecessary or redundant verbiage.

Well he never did mentally mature past high school, so that's probably why he still writes like he's trying to increase the word count.

 

[Mola Ram]

Well he never did mentally mature past high school, so that's probably why he still writes like he's trying to increase the word count.

I wonder if he increases the font to 12.5 for his punctuation. That always fools 'em.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

IDK if this has been posted yet, but Bob recently wrote an article about 15 South Park episodes that "haven't aged well" that basically amounts to "these episodes offended my liberal sensibilities:

http://screenrant.com/south-park-old-episodes-aged-badly/

The commenters are absolutely ROASTING him

He's actually got a defender in the comments.

Spoiler: Sad

What a fucking loser. White knighting for Bob Chipman, of all people.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

New York City's population is over 8 times bigger than Montana's, though. I'd be shocked if it had been the other way round.

The whole dispute over the electoral college exists because a lot of rural conservative states have very low populations.

And people like Bob are the reason that it was set up the way it was. The sentiment he's expressing isn't uncommon; only the severity is.

 

[Clay Claymore]

IDK if this has been posted yet, but Bob recently wrote an article about 15 South Park episodes that "haven't aged well" that basically amounts to "these episodes offended my liberal sensibilities:

http://screenrant.com/south-park-old-episodes-aged-badly/

The commenters are absolutely ROASTING him

Jesus Christ. Literally all of his episode picks are episodes that tear into liberal ideology or episodes that make fun of celebrities that have passed since the episodes long aired! As one of the commenters said, Bob really needs to get a sense of humor.

EDIT: Tried posting a pic of Moviebob in his Mario getup, but apparently that's a no-no on the Screenrant comments. Damn.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I can't tell if Bob is flipping me off or giving two thumbs up in his Twitter picture.

He's supposed to be giving two thumbs up. It certainly looks like the double bird.

 

[Gordon Cole]

IDK if this has been posted yet, but Bob recently wrote an article about 15 South Park episodes that "haven't aged well" that basically amounts to "these episodes offended my liberal sensibilities:

http://screenrant.com/south-park-old-episodes-aged-badly/

The commenters are absolutely ROASTING him

Bob takes Parker & Stone to task for being "Millionaire Broadway Producers" for no real reason. Again, Bob Chipman is the same person who says he's culturally superior to most of the country, but loves wrasslin' and The MCU, and apparently hates Broadway shows.

 

[BlueSpark]

IDK if this has been posted yet, but Bob recently wrote an article about 15 South Park episodes that "haven't aged well" that basically amounts to "these episodes offended my liberal sensibilities:

http://screenrant.com/south-park-old-episodes-aged-badly/

The commenters are absolutely ROASTING him

Screenshots all the article's comments for posterity (warning: large vertical pixel resolution):

Spoiler: The Article's comment section

The best one imo:
"Bob, girls don't have sex with you because you're a morbidly obese eyesore, not because you're insufficiently virtue signaling. You'll remain the lonely virgin you've always been even with this article to your credit. Stop eating bacon burgers and do some power walking and you might lose enough of your girth/bitterness to not resort to such pathetic displays of internet peacock feather rustling."

And a screenshot of the article itself:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"But you know, all non-Hilary supporters are scum of the earth backwater blights on society."

 

[Assorted Nuts]

"But you know, all non-Hilary supporters are scum of the earth backwater blights on society."

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Not an ounce of self awareness to be found as usual. Bob has consistently been making horrible comments about people who really have done nothing to him for no reason beyond jerking off his raging hate boner. That he can't recognize this is, sadly, not surprising at this point. Still, the gall of this man to complain about people making him seem like a bad guy is astounding. You did this to yourself, Bob.