Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TerminalTryHard]

Bob hates Stone and Parker because they're are everything he thinks he is. Successful, relevant creators who produce TV shows, plays, movies, and video games and essentially fit Bob's superior coastal city elites idea. Yet fall on the complete opposite end of the political spectrum and constantly criticize everything Bob believes.

And on a fun note the next South Park game is set to satirize the MCU, I can't wait to watch Bob sperg about it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"But you know, all non-Hilary supporters are scum of the earth backwater blights on society."

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"Those awful things I say and stand by? Yeah, that's not me. Leave me alone or else you're going to Blocksville, you subhuman Trumpists!"

 

[thismanlies]

"But you know, all non-Hilary supporters are scum of the earth backwater blights on society."

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If I made an assload of tweets where I openly stated that I wanted everyone who disagreed with me to be marginalized and suffer for the rest of their lives, I'm pretty sure nobody would accuse me of being anything other than a basement dweller who acted like he had an unwarranted sense of self importance.

 

[Keystone]

I never get tired of these readings

https://twitter.com/El_Scrumpo/status/868585930134872065 (http://archive.is/abFB9)

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Are there any photographs of this dude from past year or so?

 

[Adolf_Ash]

Are there any photographs of this dude from past year or so?

Spoiler: Rare footage of Bob Shitman outside his home.

Seriously though, I don't think he has been in contact with people IRL for some years now. I can't remember any since Anita took the world by storm.

 

[Positron]

There is a photo of him and his brother Chris, and one during what I believe to be a family gathering.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I've never read one of Bob's articles before, but that was worse than I expected. He's a bad writer and critic. His views and critiques are so shallow, calling them a puddle would be generous. His overuse of certain words is exhausting.

 

[cypocryphy]

"But you know, all non-Hilary supporters are scum of the earth backwater blights on society."

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Bob is very opinionated and is constantly sperging about politics....yet he doesn't want people to call him out on his views?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Bob is very opinionated and is constantly sperging about politics....yet he doesn't want people to call him out on his views?

He's a bad target.

 

[AnOminous]

He's a bad target.

He's actually a pretty good target. It would be harder to miss him than the broad side of a barn.

 

[link1234]

Spoiler: Rare footage of Bob Shitman outside his home.

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Seriously though, I don't think he has been in contact with people IRL for some years now. I can't remember any since Anita took the world by storm.

That could be Bob in that photo. You can't see his feet.

 

[Absolutego]

IDK if this has been posted yet, but Bob recently wrote an article about 15 South Park episodes that "haven't aged well" that basically amounts to "these episodes offended my liberal sensibilities:

http://screenrant.com/south-park-old-episodes-aged-badly/

The commenters are absolutely ROASTING him

>episodes that AGED badly
>final entry is the last two seasons

Bob can't even keep to the tortured premise he invented for this article. This is shoddy work even for him, holy shit.

 

[Gordon Cole]

>episodes that AGED badly
>final entry is the last two seasons

Bob can't even keep to the tortured premise he invented for this article. This is shoddy work even for him, holy shit.

When you insult the people ensuring the Superior FutureTM, you can snap your own rules like uncooked spaghetti.

Bob is very opinionated and is constantly sperging about politics....yet he doesn't want people to call him out on his views?

He's constantly unfair toward people who challenge his views, and he's r.etarded enough to demand respect from these same people. For all his talk about morality and decency, he's sure forgotten about The Golden Rule. Though given he's a when it comes to religion, I'm not surprised he doesn't follow this.

 

[muina]

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

No future? Show your work. "Becuase," will change nobody's mind.

 

[His Dewliness]

Has anyone ever told Bob that "post-national globalism" would have a disproportionately negative impact on poorer people in urban areas (at least in the US), many of whom are black or other ethnic minorities and a disproportionately positive impact on already wealthy people, most of whom are white.

Also in Bobs superior future the white, rural people he so despises would probably do fairly well if only because the mid-west would become an even more important source of food than it is now (due to population growth), which would probably give farmers something of a boost at the very least. He doesn't seem to get small, family farms are often run by only 2 or 3 people as it is now and even in a superior future you'd need at least 1 or 2 people to look after the machines. At the very least farmers would be much less susceptible to losing their jobs to mechanisation compared to service industry jobs in fast food, clothes shops etc.

Bob has seriously not thought anything out at all, he seems to think that technology will advance such that Billy-Bob farming his corn in rural Iowa is no longer required and can be replaced but that Juan working at McDonalds or Walmart in downtown LA is still a vital and irreplaceable part of the workforce.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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No future? Show your work. "Becuase," will change nobody's mind.

Why does Bob believe so strongly in an one world government and sees no issues with that concept? With all his calls for it to be formed you'd think a few of his posts would explain what he thinks on people's concerns besides calling them bigots. Where's his progress going to come from if the people in power ban a field of research for offending their sensibilities?

 

[clowney]

Why does Bob believe so strongly in an one world government and sees no issues with that concept?

Because one of his final two brain cells has finally died.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Bob has seriously not thought anything out at all

This sums up everything Bob says.