DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Secret Asshole]

You ever notice how he gets cornered in every fighting game he plays?

Why he has any career is beyond my fucking understanding. Watching this is so infuriating. He's trash but he is such a pathological narcissist he cannot possibly have the thought its him. He's so arrogant I just want to slap him across the face.

He only exists to be a joke. I can't imagine anyone actually enjoys this

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

I wonder what percentage of his fans only like him because they think the popular thing is to hate him and they don't wanna do the popular thing because they're better than that.

 

[Keystone]

Technically a cow crossover here. Jim did a video on Spoony, and mentioned our favorite honking, snorting retard Phil while discussing Spoony's Patreon.

Spoiler

It's pretty sad.

 

[Xenomorph]

Technically a cow crossover here. Jim did a video on Spoony, and mentioned our favorite honking, snorting exceptional individual Phil while discussing Spoony's Patreon.

Spoiler

It's pretty sad.

Jim nailed it.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Too lazy to fire from an ironsight. Jesus, no wonder Phil can't kill dudes in FPS games; with that ethos I'm surprised he actually gets kills. I guess that also explains why he never goes for the head either, given that it takes a mote of time and effort to line a shot. This actually makes his bitching about how he has to spend more bullets to kill the same guys as his opponent even stupider.

The funny thing is to me, regarding FPS games, is that he's even bad at Overwatch. And that game was designed as an easy baby's first FPS kind of game. Getting headshots in that game is ridiculously easy. And he's still garbage at even that.

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Viktor]

Getting headshots in that game is ridiculously easy. And he's still garbage at even that.

Propably plays with lowest sensitivity available

 

[Ser Weeaboo]

Propably plays with lowest sensitivity available

That'd arguably make it easier as it'd make it way harder to overcompensate when aiming.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Propably plays with lowest sensitivity available

You can lower the sensitivity on console? Because Phil exclusively plays on console.

 

[Viktor]

You can lower the sensitivity on console? Because Phil exclusively plays on console.

Unless Blizzard truly made the game a casualfest on the consoles, there should be sensitivity settings available. Atleast on games like CoD etc. even console versions allows you to change sensitivity

 

[Leo Bonhart]

 

[James Smith]

i just noticed this but his couch is like diagonally pushed into a corner. how can he stand that? I would want it flush against a wall. I always assume it was flush against the wall but blocking the closet.

It helps his back obviously:

• He has to look diagonally to see his television
• He has to look diagonally to see his laptop
• He has to look diagonally and lean way over to see his calendar

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Or when Snake fell down a really high cliff, sustained an injury (you know because part of his health bar turns red!) and Phil said "whatever, I'm not worried about that." It wasn't until a good 10 minutes later when Phil was finally removing all the bullets The End had pumped into him that he noticed the fractured bone. His response "fractured bone?!! When did that happen?"

I'm surprised no one mentioned by far the best moment: The End is running away from Phil and gets tired, so he takes a break. At that point, Phil catches him from a distance. He says "Watch this!", pulls out the sniper rifle...and proceeds to hip fire the damn thing, missing EVERY shot. (6-7 shots missed IIRC) End just runs away unscathed as a result.

 

[Vault Boy]

I'm surprised no one mentioned by far the best moment: The End is running away from Phil and gets tired, so he takes a break. At that point, Phil catches him from a distance. He says "Watch this!", pulls out the sniper rifle...and proceeds to hip fire the damn thing, missing EVERY shot. (6-7 shots missed IIRC) End just runs away unscathed as a result.

"One of the best overall gamers in the country" my ass. What kind of an asshole fires a sniper rifle from the hip?

 

[Overcast]

"One of the best overall gamers in the country" my ass. What kind of an asshole fires a sniper rifle from the hip?

A potentially badass one.

Phil's just a regular asshole though.

 

[MMX]

"What kind of an asshole fires a sniper rifle from the hip?

Fpsrussian ofcourse

And if your a weeaboo then Seras Victoria

 

[Girl Crush]

Vee's laugh at 16:26 when Phil talks about screwing up cooking so badly the fire alarms went off is a thing of beauty.

"This is what feminists warned you about..."

Re: the extra greasy bacon: "Look how much grease is on this. This is a heart attack. If you feed it to Bob Chipman, Bob Chipman is going to get a heart attack"

This guy isn't well informed about Phil's current exploits, but he's pretty funny.

 

[Freshtodeath]

His GF closed her Soap Shop. Her depression must be coming back. In the days where she first met Phil she used to write some really fucked up stuff about her mental health on forums. Seems like she's going back to her manic state, perhaps living with phil is finally wearing on her.

 

[zrowsdower]

I don't follow this extensively, but if his gf is struggling mentally, does she have any other support like family in her life that she can turn to?

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I don't follow this extensively, but if his gf is struggling mentally, does she have any other support like family in her life that she can turn to?

Apart from people at her job and her doctor, none in the area