Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Anus herself has told us that she celebrates Christmas while also simultaneously claming its a white people holiday she doesn’t want to partake in.God, she's so miserable. I bet my life on her having celebrated Christmas before when growing up, now she has to keep up "appereances" because of her LARP and for the five fans she has, what a miserable existence.


At the risk of drawing Null's ire regarding pet sperging: Boston terriers as a breed are completely fucked. You pretty much can't find any that are not wall-eyed and thus do not look like they're retarded. Don't even want to know what they paid for Merlin, seeing how he has a very unusual coat color for a BT and stuff like that costs. I think Ian genuinely loves that dog but for Anisa it is nothing more than a status symbol.I've gotta say it.
Merlin is not a cute dog.

So the BIG VERY COOL SUB-A-THON plan is to do the exact same thing he does every other stream, except he's gonna chug a yogurt.The planned schedule sounds so incredibly boring.
Is it supposed to look like shitty wood?The wallpaper is new, isn't it?
View attachment 8197841
edit: Yes it is, and it looks like shit.
edit2: Having that plug and cord next to the dog bed is giving me bad vibes. Isn't that attached to some light? I can see a dog getting excited, mixed up in the cord, and yanking whatever it's attached to down onto themselves. Fucking horrible pet owners, we better hope they never get kids.

He was literally sawing the onion with his knife.EDIT: Live for over half an hour, 128 viewers. Subscriptions still at 7. He's now chopping an onion to do the onionade. I hope someone clips this -Ian is completely fucking inept at using a knife to chop an onion. Also, it seems like he's using a mini-cleaver to chop it? Maybe it's just a weird knife.



So the BIG VERY COOL SUB-A-THON plan is to do the exact same thing he does every other stream, except he's gonna chug a yogurt.
Ian is so fucking creative.
EDIT: Live for over half an hour, 128 viewers. Subscriptions still at 7. He's now chopping an onion to do the onionade. I hope someone clips this - Ian is completely fucking inept at using a knife to chop an onion. Also, it seems like he's using a mini-cleaver to chop it? Maybe it's just a weird knife.
EDIT 2: Someone gifted a prime. Ian immediately hollers "PRIMES DO NOT COUNT TOWARDS THE SUB GOAL".
God I can't wait for Beej to bite her. I know Balls are supposedly docile but they're still snakes.Oh buddy here we go
As far as I know, the last time he mentioned either of them was when Ian "raided" him and he said "Sup iDubbbz? We're playing peepee poopoo simulator" in the most disinterested manner imaginable. I don't think he even acknowledged their shameless sweeping for him following Dogtober 7th. Can't say I blame him.Has he even talked about them recently?
Wait I thought Han's boyfriend or husband died? Did I hallucinate that?I'll regret this but I gotta give Han props for making the thread somewhat entertaining still. For some reason her woke scolding power tripping behavior is fascinating to me. Doesn't she have a boyfriend? How does she have all this time to be a janny?
I hate his expression.The wallpaper is new, isn't it?
View attachment 8197841
edit: Yes it is, and it looks like shit.
edit2: Having that plug and cord next to the dog bed is giving me bad vibes. Isn't that attached to some light? I can see a dog getting excited, mixed up in the cord, and yanking whatever it's attached to down onto themselves. Fucking horrible pet owners, we better hope they never get kids.
I tried to make this not totally unwatchable. But those onion cutting skills leave a lot to be desired.He was literally sawing the onion with his knife.
Even Han hated it lol
That knife is so dull, he's going to end up cutting a finger off. Idiot making me feel good about my own awful knife skills.I tried to make this not totally unwatchable. But those onion cutting skills leave a lot to be desired.
THAT"S his plan? This is less effort than a DSP marathon stream somehow. He put more effort into the humiliation ritual stream after CC2.The raped just went live. He already has 7/100 subs. The planned schedule sounds so incredibly boring.
View attachment 8197769
What is this retardation that only white people celebrate Christmas? This just screams "I don't have any black, Mexican, or Asian friends." Non-Christian countries like Japan still celebrate Christmas, even if it is with fried chicken and fucking.Anus herself has told us that she celebrates Christmas while also simultaneously claming its a white people holiday she doesn’t want to partake in.
View attachment 8197783View attachment 8197780
Is there a reason he and everything around him must be beige to the point of looking like he lives in an early PS2 game? Are they just trying to be as blandly-colored as possible because H3/Teddy Fresh is so colorful?The wallpaper is new, isn't it?
View attachment 8197841
Such a sad looking christmas tree. Didn't they bother to get one that is in a much more conical shape?The wallpaper is new, isn't it?
View attachment 8197841
edit: Yes it is, and it looks like shit.
edit2: Having that plug and cord next to the dog bed is giving me bad vibes. Isn't that attached to some light? I can see a dog getting excited, mixed up in the cord, and yanking whatever it's attached to down onto themselves. Fucking horrible pet owners, we better hope they never get kids.
That’s supposed to be a Christmas tree?Such a sad looking christmas tree. Didn't they bother to get one that is in a much more conical shape?