💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?

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So let's recap:
- Han banned like 30 people with a trigger finger. Even permabanning people several minutes after just timing them out. ("Errrm on second thought we don't want you here")
- Ian played a MATI video on stream which he agreed with everything Null said
- He displayed his awful cooking techniques. Nigga can't even chop an onion. Their knives are SO dull that he had to saw an onion.
- Ian drank onion juice on stream
- Ian did receive many subs but they were gifted/Primes so he didn't get any points that count towards his Twitch Partnership Program points, which he needs to get that sweet sweet 70/30 split (lol just stream on Kick, nigger)
- He would complain about the Primes saying they don't count
- Ate literal canned slop off of cardboard in an attempt to make a "British meal" (I don't disagree that most of their food looks like vomit slop)
- Ian's cameras died and he had to end stream prematurely.

Anything I missed?

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- he only gained 9 points towards his goal to get the 70/30 split. (He needs 300 but has 279 so far. He needs to reach 300 before the end of the month before he has to have 300 points for 3 consecutive months. Again.)
 
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scumfuck said:
- he only gained 9 points towards his goal to get the 70/30 split. (He needs 300 but has 279 so far. He needs to reach 300 before the end of the month before he has to have 300 points for 3 consecutive months. Again.)
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Please let him fail, it would be so funny.
 
Holy shit this nigga seriously has less viewers than actual DSP and also his lolcow thread is like not even 10k pages.

Stay mad haters, the real DSP is the ultimate lolcow and idubbbz is just a poor imitation for the underlings of the internet (yes you) to follow when they're not busy with TikTok.
 
neger psykolog said:
Holy shit this nigga seriously has less viewers than actual DSP and also his lolcow thread is like not even 10k pages.

Stay mad haters, the real DSP is the ultimate lolcow and idubbbz is just a poor imitation for the underlings of the internet (yes you) to follow when they're not busy with TikTok.
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no lie, lolcows like DSP and RTU seem to be genuinely better at streaming and entertaining than poo pants. at least there is a clear attempt at some sort of show. not low energy mumbling about therapy and big bang theory and doing wordle poorly while listening to disturbed. when he started picking his teeth eating those wings and wiping it on his pants, he was more in the cyraxx/andy ditch category for me. ian is something you watch out of morbid curiosity like 2 girls 1 cup
 
mars said:
Jesus Han is literally banning people for just interacting with the chat. She banned someone for referencing 4loko lmao. I think she just bans anything she doesn't immediately understand or get the reference for. Ian already has terrible viewership and low sub numbers and Han is jannying it up so hard she's probably banned dozens of people that would have watched regularly and probably a few that would've subbed.
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i've said this before but i firmly believe ian would be growing faster if han wasn't a mod. she fr bans people at the drop of a hat for no reason!!
its so counter productive to what ian is trying to do, it's almost like han wants ian to stay small so all his attention remains on her lmao

anisa, if you want to have the breadtuber streamer husband of ur dreams you have to kick han from being a mod, she is killing any momentum ian has.
you cannot grow a community if your head janny is banning every potential new viewer.
or don't!! its way more entertaining for the farms watching some fat retard cuck you and your husband out of possible success!
 
I finally watched this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujtgpdcZeE

Holy shit, how did people this stupid get this much viewership on the internet? idubbbz at least got famous for being funny, Anisa obviously is 3rd rate dumb and has no business being famous for any reason. They had a chance with their stupid Creator Clash to organize something that didn't require an IQ and they failed at that.

Sweetie - it isn't ADHD you have. You are just dumb. You shouldn't be a streamer or even talking about shit online. If you tried to have the same discussions in public or at a university people would shut you down immediately.

Genuinely dumb people and premium soyslop.

God fucking damnit "the algorithm" sucks shit and keeps giving attention (and money) to people who have no place being where they are. Ian and Anisa truly are dumb people.

edit: I am truly glad that I almost never watch videos that lolcows make or podcasts with very minor, selective exceptions. She and idubbbz are a total waste of space and time. Imagine having spent 10-20 hours listening to this drivel shit?

DSP is unironically smarter than Anisa. I kid you not. A guy that aims at the floor in FPS games and misses every target and is literally blind is more observant and intelligent than Anisa. Jesus fucking christ.
 
scumfuck said:
ETA:
- he only gained 9 points towards his goal to get the 70/30 split. (He needs 300 but has 279 so far. He needs to reach 300 before the end of the month before he has to have 300 points for 3 consecutive months. Again.)
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He only has 239 actually so it's looking pretty grim.

scumfuck said:
Ian did receive many subs but they were gifted/Primes so he didn't get any points that count towards his Twitch Partnership Program points, which he needs to get that sweet sweet 70/30 split (lol just stream on Kick, nigger)
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This was kind of the weird part because although they didn't count towards his actual goal and he kept complaining about them, they would still show up on his 0/100 "diners" goal counter. You'd think that he'd only count "legit" subs or, if he was was actually clever about it, count everything but make the goal parameters 0/600 or something which would assume that a sufficient percentage would be qualifying subs.
 
Ian is basically experiencing the average streamer lolcows entire career and downfall in the span of like 4-5 months. Soon he might start putting funny clothing items on for subs and donos, or start fighting with all of his old friends and do drugs and move to Mexico idk. Him ending up on lolcow TV would be the funniest outcome possible but that will never happen unfortunately.
 
scumfuck said:
A chatter asked him to look up 2x Pimpy 3x Bape. The only other videos that came up are meme videos and then he clicked on the MATI video and started clicking through it listening to Null talk about it. Now he's just looking at other shit about these dogs. Some fag sent the Peethanisonline video on the same subject but he immediately shut it off lol
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A footnote, but a hilarious one none the less, is that while deliberating which video to click on he noticed that this DETRACTOR video had been recommended in his feed:


He spent a moment seething and lamenting that there was no way to stop youtube from recommending such videos to him. He then proceeded to unknowingly watch Null and agree with his takes on dysgenic shitpits lmao.
 
I'm sure it's been brought up before but what are the chances when their lives are so fucked anus pushes her husband into doing the MAID thing? I mean they're in canada now and she could use that for sympathy points/attention as some last resort. He seems totally dead inside already he'd probably do it. (I hope she doesn't actually read this thread, they're both retarded enough to do this)
 
poopshoes said:
I'm sure it's been brought up before but what are the chances when their lives are so fucked anus pushes her husband into doing the MAID thing? I mean they're in canada now and she could use that for sympathy points/attention as some last resort. He seems totally dead inside already he'd probably do it. (I hope she doesn't actually read this thread)
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Zero she has been with him long enough (and hasn't had a job) that any strip mall lawyer could argue that she help build his channel thus she deserves a portion of its profit. Simple Ian is fucked when the divorce happens.

You cant get money from a dead man Ian will be paying her out for the rest of his life if she gets even a half confident lawyer.
 
Brian Oblivion said:
A footnote, but a hilarious one none the less, is that while deliberating which video to click on he noticed that this DETRACTOR video had been recommended in his feed:


He spent a moment seething and lamenting that there was no way to stop youtube from recommending such videos to him. He then proceeded to unknowingly watch Null and agree with his takes on dysgenic shitpits lmao.
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Ian discounting black creators again??? Color me shocked.
 
Carl's Jr said:
Zero she has been with him long enough (and hasn't had a job) that any strip mall lawyer could argue that she help build his channel thus she deserves a portion of its profit. Simple Ian is fucked when the divorce happens.

You cant get money from a dead man Ian will be paying her out for the rest of his life if she gets even a half confident lawyer.
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He had a pre-nup-free elvis wedding in Nevada, one of the worst states to get married in if you're the breadwinner, he's screwed no matter who her lawyer is.
 
Billy Bong said:
I've tried watching, but this is just sad. I think he's got a can of mushy peas here he's been playing with for a while, but I had to throw in the towel.
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I predict that there is no way on God's Green Earth he reaches his 70/30 cut unless he buys the subs for himself on the down low.
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He's regressed to doing essentially hair cake and self-abuse for troon views...while Anus is out "volunteering" with no wedding ring on, using her maiden last name, at some virtue-signaling Edmonton stink fest. This is grim. Between this and the Rocky Horror watchwithme idk how it gets worse. Someone or something may need to die, tragically, to beat this because even working at Denny's would be better for him mentally.
 
Bulgarian Lives Matter said:
The full segment of Ian Jomha reacting to @Null's Mad at the Internet.

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Jesus Christ what is even going on anymore, this is the dimentional merge they were talking about?

Happy Little War Painter said:
once you get a clip of him watching the podcast xeet it out to him inviting him on the show to review lolcows.
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Idubbbz will become Null's Andy Warsky, he laughs like a witch instead of clapping.

Carl's Jr said:
His webcam is broken and he cant capture. Hes stopping the Sub-a-Thon early

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Run time 5 hours 43 minuets unfortunately the onion smoothy didn't save the business.
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>streams Mad at the Internet
>suffers stream destroying technical difficulties

AGL Blue Bros said:
Wait when he was watching MATI he was agreeing with it right? The Jomhas curse only blesses people if Ian hates on them though....
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Like clockwork.
 
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mars said:
Jesus Han is literally banning people for just interacting with the chat. She banned someone for referencing 4loko lmao. I think she just bans anything she doesn't immediately understand or get the reference for. Ian already has terrible viewership and low sub numbers and Han is jannying it up so hard she's probably banned dozens of people that would have watched regularly and probably a few that would've subbed.
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Mods, crush his skull.
 
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This is the man who put a million on black and it came up red (content cop H3)
This is the man who married a sex kitten just as she turned into a cat (obvious)
This is the man who moved into gold just as the clever money moved out (Seattle)

But he doesn't drive a Volkswagen so he has nothing in life to rely on.
 
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