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Marvin said:
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Allison_Amber#Trivia

He made the girlfriend coupon, but I don't know if he's tried it. He put it on his website, to emphasize how much lonely autistic fatasses deserve girlfriends. But I would love to hear that he actually tried that.
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Wouldn't it make more sense to pass out a coupon for one free boyfriend to girls? That they could use to redeem Chris as their boyfriend?
 
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timtommy said:
Wouldn't it make more sense to pass out a coupon for one free boyfriend to girls? That they could use to redeem Chris as their boyfriend?
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Or they could fetch local law enforcement and try to use their vouchers on the boys in blue. ;)

pickleniggo said:
Doubtful, what else will the dogs (or alternately Charb) piss on?
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You would think these two wouldn't throw away any money they didn't have to.

Whoops, PSN.
 
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IwegalBadnik said:
You would think these two wouldn't throw away any money they didn't have to.

Whoops, PSN.
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:lol: Chris doesn't have to worry about clipping coupons because his tugboat just happens, so he really doesn't have to apply value to the money he has. So to him there's no difference in buying something full price, or getting 50 cents off. To those of us that actually work and have monetary obligations that aren't Lego, clipping coupons actually makes a difference.
 
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pickleniggo said:
:lol: Chris doesn't have to worry about clipping coupons because his tugboat just happens, so he really doesn't have to apply value to the money he has. So to him there's no difference in buying something full price, or getting 50 cents off. To those of us that actually work and have monetary obligations that aren't Lego, clipping coupons actually makes a difference.
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Has anyone ever explained to him the benefits of cost reduction for him?

He's such a materialistic person you would think money would be a religious focus of his too. I guess the coddling might have upset that sort of deal.
 
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Chris is well-versed in "wheeling and dealing'", in which he rips off stores by returning sale items for higher values at other stores.

A) the recent 43.98 purchase was actually a spot of Wheeling and Dealing I did; I actually spent less to make a profit. Toys 'R' Us had Borderlands for PS3 for a lower price than the current $39.99 price at Best Buy; I paid 20.98 for it at T.R.U. After that, I took the game to Best Buy, told them I received it as a gift and got the store credit of 41.??, THEN I got what I really wanted, Resident Evil 5 G.E. and a 10 dollar PSN Card, but even the two items would still leave me with some credit, so I added the Silent Hill movie, and paid the 3 dollar difference in cash.
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So he has some ass-backwards concept of "cost reduction", it's just not the ethical way to go. And usually involves vidya. Because Chris is an idiot.
 
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"Jack: Well... they kicked me out because I- because, you know... I have like five other brothers, or something. I don't know. I have a lot of... people in house.
Chris: Okay. So it was overcrowded.
Jack: Yes.
Chris: Okay.
Jack: Just like your house, except it's not full of people; it's full of shit that you don't need! HAHAHAHAHA! Ahhh... we have fun, don't we, Chris?
Chris: Hmm... Well, you are, anyway.
Jack: Yeah.
Chris: And I am not going to interrupt."

I don't know why but for some reason this is hilarious
 
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pickleniggo said:
Chris is well-versed in "wheeling and dealing'", in which he rips off stores by returning sale items for higher values at other stores.



So he has some ass-backwards concept of "cost reduction", it's just not the ethical way to go. And usually involves vidya. Because Chris is an idiot.
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Better than when he described using a DLC code and returned it for "not working." Of all the Chris stuff this bugs me in particular.
 
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pickleniggo said:
Doubtful, what else will the dogs (or alternately Charb) piss on?
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She could clip the coupons, after the piss dried.

IwegalBadnik said:
Related by a very loose tangent, does anyone know if Charb clip coupons?
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You know how on coupons, there's a disclaimer that says "Actual Cash Value 1/100 of 1 cent"?

Barb would walk into a retail establishment with a plastic tub full, and say "I have one hundred thousad of these there things hear, now gimme my ten bucks!"
 
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Altissimo said:
"Jack: Well... they kicked me out because I- because, you know... I have like five other brothers, or something. I don't know. I have a lot of... people in house.
Chris: Okay. So it was overcrowded.
Jack: Yes.
Chris: Okay.
Jack: Just like your house, except it's not full of people; it's full of shit that you don't need! HAHAHAHAHA! Ahhh... we have fun, don't we, Chris?
Chris: Hmm... Well, you are, anyway.
Jack: Yeah.
Chris: And I am not going to interrupt."

I don't know why but for some reason this is hilarious
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Jack Thaddeus calls are fucking hilarious because Chris is completely disconnected from reality.
 
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BALLZ-BROKEN said:
You know how on coupons, there's a disclaimer that says "Actual Cash Value 1/100 of 1 cent"?

Barb would walk into a retail establishment with a plastic tub full, and say "I have one hundred thousad of these there things hear, now gimme my ten bucks!"
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That would never work. If :snorlax: filled her plastic tubs with coupons, where would she put her burned garbage?
 
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