If she can even get on disability. For many people, it takes time and some have taken years, if they’ve ever qualified.
You can avoid having to stretch out your savings by just dying earlier than your savings running out. I think that's her plan now
she could, and honestly she has quite a few options she could pursue at this moment. the problem? too much work. she's desperately trying to find the path of least resistance and doing 100 dollar cameos for minute long videos she can easily shit out is perfect for her. her youtube "career" up until this point has been an absolute joke where she was rewarded for quite literally barely doing anything and now reality has come and drop kicked her right in the fupa.
I highly doubt biggums is going to wait to do a cameo if she knows we are watching when she completes them. There's nothing more meaningful to amber, even moreso than being lazy, than proving her haydurs wrong. It's the only thing in her lil narc brain that gives her motivation.
If she cuts her expenses in half by turning to cheap Walmart food instead of door dash, she still needs 100 Cameos each month, every month. She'll be lucky to get 10 after the novelty of this month is gone.
If she's got ANYTHING in savings there is another way out. Get out of that absurdly expensive apartment hambo and find a ghetto ass unit to rent to make that money stretch. Just drink water for two weeks to lose some weight. It's not like you need the calories for energy to do literally anything. Then build yourself a very, very large coffin and get in.
Agreed. Cameos are "nice to have" for supplementary income, but unless you are a big-shot celebrity, there is no way that it can become a regular income. She could budget about 5-10 cameos a month on a regular basis. However, I doubt that Amber even know how to make a budget.
Amber's lifestyle is not conducive of having a roommate. Her sleeping pattern is such that she would be too disruptive for anyone that need to get up at regular hours to go to work. It worked with Becky since she was an hired-help, and Jade since they were not sharing a bedroom.
With Emily, her lifestyle, habits and codependency, made it impossible for them to live together. I cannot see Amber having a new girlfriend that would have enough income to pay for Amber's expenses.
Incomeeeen but with the government's newfound interest in ackshuleee pretendeeen to care about welfare/disability fraud it would be hilarious to see her try getting a tugboat.
I expect her to move in with a Deedee type who wants to be her girlfriend for social media clout with the Amber's fans. But that new girlfriend will be dirt poor and have neglected children running round her roach filled trailer.
This is a possibility if Steven buys the excuse that she's supposedly only moving in for a few weeks while she works on a plan to find a job and a rental room with a roommate. Then she'll be there for years.
If shit actually hits the fan for big Al ( we'll see, she is blessed with lolcow cockroach luck like all the others) then option 1 is the only thing I could see being possible for her
As others pointed out, she has no official diagnosis except "fat, lmao". What's she gonna do? Have mamalynn drive her down to the welfare office to cry that she's too fat and stupid to do any real work? I'm sure the court stenographer gig would work so well with 70 mistakes a minute. I doubt she has the energy to doctor shop around for some jeet or woman to write down whatever mentulz bullshit she wants like beepeedee, ohceedee, angziateee, or the go to shit for disability fraud like the fibromyalgia, menieres, graves, hashimotos, etc.
If Youtube doesn't re-monetize her I can only see three options.
Option 1: Move in with mamalynn to leech off her and Steven who hates her 600 pound ass while she looks for welfare or another wipey to u-haul it to and leech off.
Option 2: Start doing the most disgusting porn she can on onlyfans since they'll do direct deposit and sell feeder porn off as expensive "custom videos" with onlyfans only being the payment front with a low effort video and the *actual* one being sent off platform on instagram, telegram or snapchat.
If the lolcow plot armor doesn't hold up I really don't see any other options for her getting any actual paying job with how fat, dumb, lazy and wholy unpleasent she is to be around.
