🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

The path for people like her is almost always disability payments then death.
If she can even get on disability. For many people, it takes time and some have taken years, if they’ve ever qualified.

Getting a job is one thing, keeping it is another.

Very much true. I remember someone years ago talking about how maybe people should be assigned jobs that are “suited to them”. Kind of like Gattaca or something like that. However, she admitted that she didn’t want to live in that kind of society. It was a thought experiment.
 
I’m not on TikTok so don’t fully know how it works but since she already has a presence there and is known for a few viral molments or for people parodying her, could she transition to doing slop livestreams and battles on there? I know the money isn’t as good but there’s a lot of boring cows on tiktok the normies get obsessed with and I could see her fitting in that niche over there
she could, and honestly she has quite a few options she could pursue at this moment. the problem? too much work. she's desperately trying to find the path of least resistance and doing 100 dollar cameos for minute long videos she can easily shit out is perfect for her. her youtube "career" up until this point has been an absolute joke where she was rewarded for quite literally barely doing anything and now reality has come and drop kicked her right in the fupa.
 
Dropped to $60

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So how long till this saga reappears?

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Has anyone checked the feeder sites for these two love birds? I cannot physically make myself look but saw this and it sure is a weird coincidence
 
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She needs to sell 200 @ $60 each to make $6,000 a month. That's 6-7 per day.
She has 4 days in which she has to complete requests (if not 24hr special)
I highly doubt biggums is going to wait to do a cameo if she knows we are watching when she completes them. There's nothing more meaningful to amber, even moreso than being lazy, than proving her haydurs wrong. It's the only thing in her lil narc brain that gives her motivation.
 
Reminder that a lot of Amber's videos are archived here on the Farms, not sure if her earlier stuff is though.
Funny, I was looking at the thumbnails of her older videos the other day and was thinking how just 10 years ago she looked so much better, and came off as a genuinely health conscious young woman.
No wonder she pulled in so many people who wanted to help her.
Bet they feel stupid now.

 
She needs to sell 200 @ $60 each to make $6,000 a month. That's 6-7 per day.
If she cuts her expenses in half by turning to cheap Walmart food instead of door dash, she still needs 100 Cameos each month, every month. She'll be lucky to get 10 after the novelty of this month is gone.

FYI for those that don't know: Youtubers/streamers like Amber pay 15.3 percent "self employment" federal taxes in addition to their regular federal taxes. Oklahoma also has a 5 percent income tax rate. Her marginal personal tax rate will drop substantially next year as her income nose dives, but the self employment taxes will still be added.

Most people facing sudden long term unemployment could get a paying roommate, sell their car and sell their valuables. But Amber's in a 1 bedroom apartment, so she can't even get a paying roommate unless the other girl sleeps on the couch. She can't move to cheaper apartment because she doesn't have income to qualify for a lease.

She already doesn't have a car or insurance. She has nothing of value she could sell other than her electronics. Her only hope is to move in with a new girlfriend who can pay all her expenses, but women with that level of income aren't taking in Amber as a broke non-paying roommate. Even Emily won't let her stay.
 
Her only hope is to move in with a new girlfriend who can pay all her expenses,
If she's got ANYTHING in savings there is another way out. Get out of that absurdly expensive apartment hambo and find a ghetto ass unit to rent to make that money stretch. Just drink water for two weeks to lose some weight. It's not like you need the calories for energy to do literally anything. Then build yourself a very, very large coffin and get in.
 
If she cuts her expenses in half by turning to cheap Walmart food instead of door dash, she still needs 100 Cameos each month, every month. She'll be lucky to get 10 after the novelty of this month is gone.
Agreed. Cameos are "nice to have" for supplementary income, but unless you are a big-shot celebrity, there is no way that it can become a regular income. She could budget about 5-10 cameos a month on a regular basis. However, I doubt that Amber even know how to make a budget.

Most people facing sudden long term unemployment could get a paying roommate, sell their car and sell their valuables. But Amber's in a 1 bedroom apartment, so she can't even get a paying roommate unless the other girl sleeps on the couch. She can't move to cheaper apartment because she doesn't have income to qualify for a lease.
Amber's lifestyle is not conducive of having a roommate. Her sleeping pattern is such that she would be too disruptive for anyone that need to get up at regular hours to go to work. It worked with Becky since she was an hired-help, and Jade since they were not sharing a bedroom.

Unless Amber gets monetize again, it does not matter if she moves. Her income is basically going to zero. At that point, she needs to go on benefits, and get subsidized housing.

She already doesn't have a car or insurance. She has nothing of value she could sell other than her electronics. Her only hope is to move in with a new girlfriend who can pay all her expenses, but women with that level of income aren't taking in Amber as a broke non-paying roommate. Even Emily won't let her stay.
With Emily, her lifestyle, habits and codependency, made it impossible for them to live together. I cannot see Amber having a new girlfriend that would have enough income to pay for Amber's expenses.
 
:politisperg:Incomeeeen but with the government's newfound interest in ackshuleee pretendeeen to care about welfare/disability fraud it would be hilarious to see her try getting a tugboat.
As others pointed out, she has no official diagnosis except "fat, lmao". What's she gonna do? Have mamalynn drive her down to the welfare office to cry that she's too fat and stupid to do any real work? I'm sure the court stenographer gig would work so well with 70 mistakes a minute. I doubt she has the energy to doctor shop around for some jeet or woman to write down whatever mentulz bullshit she wants like beepeedee, ohceedee, angziateee, or the go to shit for disability fraud like the fibromyalgia, menieres, graves, hashimotos, etc.
If Youtube doesn't re-monetize her I can only see three options.
Option 1: Move in with mamalynn to leech off her and Steven who hates her 600 pound ass while she looks for welfare or another wipey to u-haul it to and leech off.
Option 2: Start doing the most disgusting porn she can on onlyfans since they'll do direct deposit and sell feeder porn off as expensive "custom videos" with onlyfans only being the payment front with a low effort video and the *actual* one being sent off platform on instagram, telegram or snapchat.
If the lolcow plot armor doesn't hold up I really don't see any other options for her getting any actual paying job with how fat, dumb, lazy and wholy unpleasent she is to be around.
 
I cannot see Amber having a new girlfriend that would have enough income to pay for Amber's expenses.
I expect her to move in with a Deedee type who wants to be her girlfriend for social media clout with the Amber's fans. But that new girlfriend will be dirt poor and have neglected children running round her roach filled trailer.
Option 1: Move in with mamalynn to leech off her and Steven who hates her 600 pound ass while she looks for welfare or another wipey to u-haul it to and leech off.
This is a possibility if Steven buys the excuse that she's supposedly only moving in for a few weeks while she works on a plan to find a job and a rental room with a roommate. Then she'll be there for years.

Polissa got her brother to agree to that when she ended up homeless. A year later, the brother was evicted from his apartment because Polissa was still sleeping in his living room as an unauthorized occupant.
 
:politisperg:Incomeeeen but with the government's newfound interest in ackshuleee pretendeeen to care about welfare/disability fraud it would be hilarious to see her try getting a tugboat.
As others pointed out, she has no official diagnosis except "fat, lmao". What's she gonna do? Have mamalynn drive her down to the welfare office to cry that she's too fat and stupid to do any real work? I'm sure the court stenographer gig would work so well with 70 mistakes a minute. I doubt she has the energy to doctor shop around for some jeet or woman to write down whatever mentulz bullshit she wants like beepeedee, ohceedee, angziateee, or the go to shit for disability fraud like the fibromyalgia, menieres, graves, hashimotos, etc.
If Youtube doesn't re-monetize her I can only see three options.
Option 1: Move in with mamalynn to leech off her and Steven who hates her 600 pound ass while she looks for welfare or another wipey to u-haul it to and leech off.
Option 2: Start doing the most disgusting porn she can on onlyfans since they'll do direct deposit and sell feeder porn off as expensive "custom videos" with onlyfans only being the payment front with a low effort video and the *actual* one being sent off platform on instagram, telegram or snapchat.
If the lolcow plot armor doesn't hold up I really don't see any other options for her getting any actual paying job with how fat, dumb, lazy and wholy unpleasent she is to be around.
If shit actually hits the fan for big Al ( we'll see, she is blessed with lolcow cockroach luck like all the others) then option 1 is the only thing I could see being possible for her
 
Would ALR be able to receive disability or whatever Americans call their benefit system? Personally, I do think she's saved up some amount of money, otherwise she'd be resorting to a lot more avenues of cash.
 
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