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When will Jack drop dead?

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p1138 said:
Jesus fucking christ...

So which is it then? You're the one who called them the same thing when they clearly aren't, trying to correct me after you fucked up. Now you want to pretend you didn't say that? How Scalfani of you. Scientific laws and theories are not the same thing.
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Listen to me you pathetic squelch of vaginal discharge, Theory is not married to man-made scientific law. Theory MEANS something. Not like your Scalfaggot ass retard jew-based cooking manuals.

Actually we might agree on this.
 
the khat quaffer said:
Listen to me you pathetic squelch of vaginal discharge, Theory is not married to man-made scientific law. Theory MEANS something. Not like your Scalfaggot ass retard jew-based cooking manuals.

Actually we might agree on this.
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No, we don't agree on this unless you're just an illiterate nigger that doesn't understand words have meanings. I edited my post(while you were responding) to give an example of a scientific law without an equation because your stupid ass implied they all have equations.

You made the clearly incorrect statement about a theory being a proven natural scientific law and everyone can go back and see that unless you edit it out, at least admit you fucked up before trying to pretend to agree with me.
 
Gravity isn't a theory, it's an observable fundamental force, but we still don't understand the mechanism behind it. It's the same with theory of evolution. It's an attempt at explaining the observable phenomenon of species of organisms having similar characteristics. Just like how Newtonian gravitational theory didn't preclude relativity theory (and relativity theory doesn't disprove Newton, or at least Newton is still a reasonable approximation), Darwinian evolutionary theory isn't "proven" but it's a pretty damn good guess and the best one we have so far. Arguably it's got better physical grounding than gravitational theory through the mechanisms of genetics... but that also raises metaphysical questions of why genes are so bound on propagating themselves. There's a lot more mystery in the universe than followers of scientism like to admit.
 
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p1138 said:
No, we don't agree on this unless you're just an illiterate nigger that doesn't understand words have meanings. I edited my post(while you were responding) to give an example of a scientific law without an equation because your stupid ass implied they all have equations.

You made the clearly incorrect statement about a theory being a proven natural scientific law and everyone can go back and see that unless you edit it out, at least admit you fucked up before trying to pretend to agree with me.
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I don't give a fuck what I said motherfucker.

I don't care what motherfucking words have in the here and now. . Science has meanings. Jack is a retarded faggot.
 
How is Jack still alive. This thread rarely gets mentioned elsewhere and every time I check it I'm surprised to see he's still not only barely alive but also barely making videos.

Pretty sure he's just doing it out of spite at this point.
 
neger psykolog said:
How is Jack still alive. This thread rarely gets mentioned elsewhere and every time I check it I'm surprised to see he's still not only barely alive but also barely making videos.

Pretty sure he's just doing it out of spite at this point.
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The miracle of modern medicine, that Fatty himself constantly complains about. I fully expected him to kick the bucket once his grandson was born but the wendigo spirit within Fatty I guess decided that the child wasn't old enough yet.
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:
Darwinian evolutionary theory isn't "proven" but it's a pretty damn good guess
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Today, I find out we don't have even a single scientist making fun of Jack for being fat, or bragging that he doesn't know if dinosaurs existed (he's lying: he 100% believes something someone else told him, which he doesn't understand enough to articulate as a falsifiable assertion).
 
p1138 said:
The miracle of modern medicine, that Fatty himself constantly complains about. I fully expected him to kick the bucket once his grandson was born but the wendigo spirit within Fatty I guess decided that the child wasn't old enough yet.
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I want him to go fully onto folk medicine and ayurvedic medicine so badly.
 
p1138 said:
The miracle of modern medicine, that Fatty himself constantly complains about. I fully expected him to kick the bucket once his grandson was born but the wendigo spirit within Fatty I guess decided that the child wasn't old enough yet.
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I hope that next time that fat fuck has a stroke he doesn't go to the hospital since he hates doctors
 
Sneedmiser said:

I think we missed this one because the Eye to Eye channel is a content desert, but I'm not even 30 seconds in and Jack admits that he doesn't know whether or not dinosaurs existed. Probably going to give my full breakdown and notes tomorrow.
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Archive:
DID DINOSAURS & DRAGONS EXIST EYE TO EYE Published on 2025-08-10 | Archived on 2025-11-25

 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I hope that next time that fat fuck has a stroke he doesn't go to the hospital since he hates doctors
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Jack never misses an opportunity to remind us that, despite all his crybaby grandstanding, he demonstrably stands for nothing except the portions of his videos in which he pretends to be standing (thanks entirely to perching his gunt atop a kitchen island or SUV hood in the manner of a mythical monopod, and acting like, "How do you do, fellow bipeds - I'm just standing up over here! Really! What I really like doing, is standing up!").
 
the khat quaffer said:
Science has meanings.
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Yes, and you're using them wrong. Hubble's Law is the fundamental observation of a natural phenomena that is established as observable fact, The Big Bang Theory is a specific scientific term for a comprehensive working attempt at an explanation based on evidence and experiments. As time goes on, it's subject to additional evidence and revisions, which by the way is ongoing. Colloquially, a widely accepted and highly tested theory is accepted as essentially fact. The Big Bang Theory still has holes, chiefly in the role of theorised dark energy and dark matter, and the origin of the universe before it. Jack cannot prove The Big Bang happened, but he can look at the observable evidence and express a belief. Jack is using the word correctly.
 
"this song I wrote for y'all today is just something that I want you to listen to whether it's a rainy day whether you feel like just the world's crashing around you it doesn't matter this song is perfect for any occasion"

Any occasion you say Jack Jr? Well people are arguing about dinosaurs, dragons and gravity in this thread and wishing that your father has another stroke. So I'm gonna bump your sick ass track right now and declare it the official thread music.

 
densedance said:
I still don't get the obsession (mostly) Boomers have with eating low quality (as if Jack goes to a "decent" Restaurant/Joint anyway) goyslop at excessive prices & then feeling nostalgia for when the dogshit was slightly better. I guess it's like Babushkas in Russia pining for the days of USSR to return.
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i wonder about this a lot because even when i was a kid with a job fast food was way too fucking expensive for me to afford. five bucks for a whopper when beef is three bucks a pound? Now it's even worse. i really don't think that was the case Back In The Day

When fast food was culturally a new phenomenon did they actually sell food at good prices? did they actually use economies of scale to offload the benefit to the consumer? how much was beef when a mcdonalds cheeseburger cost 50 cents? I'm privy to the belief that they were probably even more overpriced back then, they just had more disposable income

there is no known force more powerful than boomer nostalgia
 
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