Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Basically, where most of us see disaffected young men naturally, predictably turning toward different manifestations of reactionary politics in a time of economic decline and the obvious failure of a sclerotic established order to deal with that decline, Jake sees every single dude with hard right views on the internet as part of one great big interconnected organization with all the strings being consciously pulled by, I don't fucking know, probably Milo or somebody like that. And the organization's goal is to fuck with him, personally.

Hard right? You mean r ight-of-Saul Alinsky.

 

[Hellfire]

IAN MILES CHEONG

 

[repentance]

The fact that Jake and others like him see the space between "trans" and "woman" to be incredibly important because it makes it clear that trans women are a type of woman is insane. In fact, it's the exact same kind of insane magical thinking you see in sovcits who insist that because of some errant comma usage or a fringed flag or whatever, all US courts are actually maritime courts and tax law is bogus.

It's also somewhat contradictory as they very much want the distinction between natal women and trans women to be made when they wish to claim special status of some kind. They constantly use that distinction to justify their "need" for special consideration and services above those offered to women in general.

 

[Jaimas]

IAN MILES CHEONG
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Stop oppressing the ethnic Kekistanis, you fucking racist.

Basically, where most of us see disaffected young men naturally, predictably turning toward different manifestations of reactionary politics in a time of economic decline and the obvious failure of a sclerotic established order to deal with that decline, Jake sees every single dude with hard right views on the internet as part of one great big interconnected organization with all the strings being consciously pulled by, I don't fucking know, probably Milo or somebody like that. And the organization's goal is to fuck with him, personally.

How fucked is it that they see the entire world as set up against them and see anything other than lockstep magreement as a complete threat to their ideology? My mom would have fucking hospitalized these idiots with foul language back in the day.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

IAN MILES CHEONG
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"You should stop paying attention to nazis, now don't mind me while I sperg about this guy that I like to call a nazi for half a dozen more tweets by name, thus giving him more attention."

 

[kndd]

"You should stop paying attention to nazis, now don't mind me while I sperg about this guy that I like to call a nazi for half a dozen more tweets by name, thus giving him more attention."

can't help but wonder if his neverending rage at Cheong has to do with the fact that Cheong succeeded where Jake failed in the exact same endeavor: raising his profile and getting fed off Gamergate and the CON fiasco.

 

[Hellfire]

can't help but wonder if his neverending rage at Cheong has to do with the fact that Cheong succeeded where Jake failed in the exact same endeavor: raising his profile and getting fed off Gamergate and the CON fiasco.

If you learn anything about Jake Alley it is that he is incredibly envious of anyone with any degree of success, due to being such a failure. In Jake's mind, he should be hair dyed gamer grrl developer Zoe Quinn and he could have been her if it wasn't for that damn hormonal glandular tortion that makes him look like a brute male neckbeard.

 

[flipper]

can't help but wonder if his neverending rage at Cheong has to do with the fact that Cheong succeeded where Jake failed in the exact same endeavor: raising his profile and getting fed off Gamergate and the CON fiasco.

It's kind of sad that he has never stopped obsessing about a social outburst that long since died down. Everyone who was actually harassed in GG has moved on rather than obsessing over it. Anita Sarkeesian is still doing her Feminist Frequency thing. Sure, Zoe Quinn just released her GG book, but she still has a job and a life doing whatever she does. Brianna Wu's run for Congress is kind of silly, but she's not running on an anti-GG platform.

Jake is still obsessing over the one moment where people payed attention to him. I wish someone would let him know that he's the only one who still cares and he should find something else to do with himself.

 

[pozilei]

Jake is still obsessing over the one moment where people payed attention to him. I wish someone would let him know that he's the only one who still cares and he should find something else to do with himself.

He's kinda tried to branch out a little by jumping on the Trump/punch a Nazi bandwagon but he's just one REE in a million REEEs and really not clever enough to say anything that hasn't been said hundreds of times before. He just got lucky with the GG thing back then, having a clean-slate internet persona, meeting the right people at the right time so he got his 15 minutes of fame.

 

[Hellfire]

He's been ramping up his Twitter sperging if you hadn't noticed. I almost want to say his mom may have gone on vacation because he was sperging out around dinner times in his neck of the woods.

Cow crossover

 

[Jubileus]

Yes, Jake, but making fun of SecretGardenGnome isn't terrorism. It's probably closer to "national pastime" at this point. Deal with it.

(Please, continue sperging on this and invoke Schenck, please please please it's so funny when you dumbshits do that)

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Like crossover cow Rebecca, I suspect Jake will just keep prattling on with the same stuff, shouting insane (but unsurprising) gibberish into the void, wishing that someone- anyone- would pay attention and interact with him.

At least Brianna Wu occasionally goes and does something lulzy like pretending to have a congressional campaign.

 

[Darndirty]

He's been ramping up his Twitter sperging if you hadn't noticed. I almost want to say his mom may have gone on vacation because he was sperging out around dinner times in his neck of the woods.

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Only in jakes warped mind is planning genocide equal to saying a trans woman is still a man. The most straw man of all straw man arguments I've ever seen. Yes jake your right, freedom of speech does not mean you can say whatever you want without consequence, that doesn't mean any speech you don't like is hate speach .

Also really jake, "suicidal white dudes mad at the world are a problem?"

Nigga your cat has stopped more suicide attempts then TLL has

 

[Begemot]

He's kinda tried to branch out a little by jumping on the Trump/punch a Nazi bandwagon but he's just one REE in a million REEEs and really not clever enough to say anything that hasn't been said hundreds of times before. He just got lucky with the GG thing back then, having a clean-slate internet persona, meeting the right people at the right time so he got his 15 minutes of fame.

Agreed, there are so many of these guys and Jake was only a foot soldier. He also does the whole sctcht where his enemy is simultaneously stupid and evil masterminds.

 

[Ambivalenz]

Jake´s "pretty mentally invested" in seeing Tanya´s YouCaring getting funded. Just say that you dont have any money &/or dont wanna donate yourself, Jake.

Spoiler

http://archive.is/EYFzl

That´s my favorite part of him sperging out.

Like remember how D&D decided to make evil elves back in the day, and to show their evilness said they had dark skin and put women in positions of power? And we never actually got away from that past drawing them blue/purple instead of just putting pointy ears on Tina Turner?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Anita Sarkeesian is still doing her Feminist Frequency thing. Sure, Zoe Quinn just released her GG book, but she still has a job and a life doing whatever she does. Brianna Wu's run for Congress is kind of silly, but she's not running on an anti-GG platform.

Zoe Quinn still spergs about it from time to time, but not as often as Jake. And Brianna tried to say during GamerGate she "fought the alt-right and won", and used that as a slogan.

And Anita is neither a lolcow nor autistic, so she's moved forward.

 

[Ambivalenz]

Moving this over from the Laurelai thread, as not to derail it all that much.

block lists are one thing, sure. but why are people obsessed with Wil Wheaton's list of Unmentionables? Jake has def sperged about this before.

Jake wants Wil Wheaton to tell the world what a fabulous table top game designer Jake is and hook him up with other industry connections.

Actually Jake is following Wil Wheaton for a couple of weeks now, so he was certainly removed (I assume manually) from his block list while the likes of Nora and Wesley are still blocked by Wheaton. Kind of want to know who Jake has found to get the word out tbh.

https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/following (you have to be logged in into your Twitter account to see whom he follows, so archiving doesnt really work here).

 

[Meowthkip]

Still working my way through the thread, but I feel like this image of Jake covering the pronouns on his Gaymer X badge is the image that best sums him up as a person.

Oh, the shame.

 

[sonichu is dead]

And Anita is neither a lolcow nor autistic, so she's moved forward.

She's sitting back waiting for her next attack of REEEE. Don't forget she was part of that UN bullshit that was amended for being bullshit.

To bring back to topic, Jake seems to have a really unfortunately shaped head which he hides with his beard.

 

[Melkor]

She's sitting back waiting for her next attack of REEEE. Don't forget she was part of that UN bullshit that was amended for being bullshit.

To bring back to topic, Jake seems to have a really unfortunately shaped head which he hides with his beard.

Tbh his head reminds me of a microcephalic baby.