DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 39 17.6%
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Imagine unironically watching an alcoholic 43 year old manchild for like 11 hours straight and you give him all your money just to watch him blow it all right in front of you on amazon or whatever else for black friday. Cuck life forever!
 
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
Imagine unironically watching an alcoholic 43 year old manchild for like 11 hours straight and you give him all your money just to watch him blow it all right in front of you on amazon or whatever else for black friday. Cuck life forever!
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As they sit there and say 'aw man.....................I wish I could afford that'.
 
I can't believe the man who brags about how happy he is and how great his life is everday only thanks God when he gets a bit of extra money. Glass is less transparent than Phil.
 
I tuned into Phil today and he was just fucking looping about people liking him now, he has ups and downs, but this up he feels might actually be permanent.
Phil, buddy, get help, this is sad. I'm still laughing but it's also kind of sad.
He did confirm there will be a new setup stream at some point so look forward to that. Phil Burnell losing to furniture is always a great episode.
 
Coke Zero said:
If you think about it, the last week has been like a bootcamp on being a dsp loyalist. The ratio of "just chatting" to video gameplay since the asmongold interview has been drastically higher than normal. Most random normal people will quickly conclude his streams are weird and pretty boring and leave but anyone who sticks around through these first couple of weeks are going to be hardcore dents who believe every word that comes out of Phil's mouth no matter how absurd.

I mentioned it above already but it really is like phil is conditioning his cult followers. I dont think phil is high enough iq to actually purposely do this but he is so insecure he ends up creating his own little cult with all the love bombing and parasocial behaviors and really just the time and attention he demands from his viewers.
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It's a cuck cult for people who like to be told how they're idiots unless they give Phil money
 
Jang Joo said:
I tuned into Phil today and he was just fucking looping about people liking him now, he has ups and downs, but this up he feels might actually be permanent.
Phil, buddy, get help, this is sad. I'm still laughing but it's also kind of sad.
He did confirm there will be a new setup stream at some point so look forward to that. Phil Burnell losing to furniture is always a great episode.
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This is pretty much the summary of the last 4 days of nontent. Looping so hard even his asmon-dents are pointing it out in donos. It's kind of hilarious to watch them slowly understand why nobody watches this guy except hayyters and actual disabled people.
 
almost $500... is it just because this is a "marathon"? are we keeping track of who the fuck is still sending this pigroach so much money? is it the same Asmondents, or a bunch of different ones? or is there reasonable suspicion that they're socks of the usual whales? i'd keep track but im getting a headache every five minutes i listen to him loop about money and detractors. i just cant fathom how any of these new people could still be watching after like five days of this lunacy, i feel like it has to be Ryan or a bunch of complete newcomers who just discovered him through Asmon's video.
 
ackack99 said:
almost $500... is it just because this is a "marathon"? are we keeping track of who the fuck is still sending this pigroach so much money? is it the same Asmondents, or a bunch of different ones? or is there reasonable suspicion that they're socks of the usual whales?
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Find out next time on...DentedBall ZZZ
 
Elite Kipchak said:
you forgot the part where he plays a game locked at 60fps and spergs about how smooth it is in 360hz now.
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Oh dear, he's really considering a 360hz monitor that could only be useful in maybe 1/100 games he plays, and won't help him at all in those shooters because he's terrible at them.

He should just get a big 4k monitor that he can comfortably sit far away from.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
what the fuck does this mean and why is everyone saying it all of a sudden?
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It just means someone looks like they might move on from a topic but they keep going back to it. It's a common way of describing drunk or drugged out people too coincidentally (provided they keep going back to the same topic).

No idea why it's getting used so much suddenly but it does describe Phil perfectly well.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Oh dear, he's really considering a 360hz monitor that could only be useful in maybe 1/100 games he plays, and won't help him at all in those shooters because he's terrible at them.

He should just get a big 4k monitor that he can comfortably sit far away from.
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Phil a week ago was vehemently against getting a monitor because he has a really nice (super mediocre) 4k tv and games are meant to be played on a tv according to Phil, wasn't vehemently against playing Arc Raiders and any games that have in game microphones, and is now talking about getting a 360hz monitor, a mic for his gaming PC and is playing Arc Raiders.

Trying to not seem like a stick in the mud for his new positive supporting audience is definitely going to end well once this dopamine high of a new audience wears off.
 
Jang Joo said:
Phil, buddy, get help, this is sad. I'm still laughing but it's also kind of sad.
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why would he get help when there’s nothing wrong with him? It’s the drama creators and the detractors….is what Phil would say and that’s why he deserves his shitty life being a queer beggar.

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Now he’s saluting. Hello Jew
 
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