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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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He finally got into a match with two fans and some randos. One of the fans he invited lucked out and spawned as Jason and went after Phil immediately and killed him. DSP lucks out and respawns as Jarvis (He can hurt Jason) because a player used a radio to summon him. He lines up his one shot on Jason, stops to try to say something witty, then misses his shot by a mile and immediately blames it on lag.
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I missed clipping it because I was laughing too hard, that missed shot with the console-spagetti-aim movement was just dsp.mov
edit: he is also hot-mic'ing ingame so jason will be able to hear him from a mile away as he talks to himself....
I lied, I went back and oddshotted this masterpiece because it's too good to not be seen
https://oddshot.tv/s/UpgxgY
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This shows his massive ego perfectly
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Pretty sure it's wild speculation based on the fact that she posted a picture of a cat, in a house that clearly isn't theirs. It could just be a work friend.
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Since she actually associate with other people in Seattle, i would say that is the case.
Phil doesn't know what Dead by Daylight is...
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God, twitch culture is so fucking autistic. It's just living proof here with Phil, where people are willing to give a hundred bucks to get their meaningless sentence appear on the screen. DSP is way too lucky to be around in a time like this, where suckers go gushing out of everywhere regardless how astronomical his fuckups in running a business may be.
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I dont care what goutman says he is balding on his chinbeard.
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This is a pretty good one. Not sure if I saw it on here so my apologies if it's :late:
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At least comb your hair, you gross fuck.
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Nah, gotta show how rough of a "morning" he has every day. Moving a total of 20 feet between waking up and earning your living is difficult stuff.
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yeah waking up at the crack of noon, what a trooper Phyllis is.
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I thought i was the only one who noticed, he is more pissy than usual and now leanna has a cat
we can conclude that leanna is not the queen of the gout kingdom anymore
we can conclude that leanna is not the queen of the gout kingdom anymore
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That would be too good to be true. I'd wait for more evidence before buying into it. Or, of course, start to spread the rumor that they broke up, maybe that'll trigger him over the edge.
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I'm really hoping that Leanna left him because I wanna see just how isolated he can get. He's already going for the gold but it feels like he's got so much more potential.
Maybe she did leave him. He didn't shut down that part of that PM during Ft13 and got extra defensive after it, and Phil's horrible at masking his feelings.
Maybe she did leave him. He didn't shut down that part of that PM during Ft13 and got extra defensive after it, and Phil's horrible at masking his feelings.
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Someone got one of the players in his FT13 stream to read aloud "Darksyde phil, whose girlfriend left him after a panic attack and (etc)" and he just did his fake laughing-to-hide-the-tears thing. Didn't deny it or repeat "wrong" like the last time. This one really hurt him.
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Basically DSP took a short nap woke up got 112 emails from paypal because a guy named mort decided to refund all his money.
"It was only 1 -2 bucks tips"
What happened to a dolllar matters, Phil oh right because you don't need it you fraud.
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Ooh, another one
Player: "Where's Leanna, Phil? You having relationship problems?"
Ragequits the whole game.
Player: "Where's Leanna, Phil? You having relationship problems?"
Ragequits the whole game.
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Man DSP has been pumping out the milk this week, what a week!
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Yup. He can't mask his feelings worth shit, and that's why these 2 recent videos of people criticizing him by bringing up Leanna are so important. He's revealed a huge weak spot in these vids: Leanna is his power word.
Mention her and what a joke of a "boyfriend" he is and how she deserves better and he disengages instantly. Guarantee if people keep hitting him with how he treats Leanna he will crack in some way. Because deep down he knows what those people are saying is true, and his gouty, immature mind cannot handle it. His ego can't take the heat, so he does what he's done all his life -- run away like a little bitch, and then shit talk like a big tough guy once people can't hit him right back with retorts. He can honk, snort, and be as caustic as he wants in trying to defend himself, but his reaction both times Leanna got mentioned is all the proof you need.
Best part is that the guy in that video claims he didn't even know who Phil was, he was just reading what someone else wrote. So he got owned this hard by someone who legitimately doesn't know who DSP is. He thinks these "idiot detractors" are bad now, wait until word gets out about how he reacts when Leanna gets mentioned. Strap in you speds, Phil's saga is going to get even better real soon.
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