Threads you are too lazy to make - ...or threads you would like to see

[Cuck Norris]

I've been meaning to do a Community Watch thread on the mmo-champion (world of warcraft fansite) forums for a while now but every time I think about it I get overwhelmed by the sheer amount of autism to wade through.

 

[José Mourinho]

A general crowdfunding thread would be interesting, seeing as there's so many that are just dead in the water or never delivered on what they were supposed to do. There's a lot of them connected to some of our notable lolcows already but I'd like to see some small time ones float around too.
I've been wanting to make the thread but I honestly only know of Tumblr-based ones or the extremely notable ones like MN9, and it spans much, much larger than that. Also I'm a pretty shit writer who couldn't make it interesting.

Off topic would work great for this imo, especially that there's tons of stuff for it from crowdfunding campaigns that take your money away and never released, to disappointing failures.

 

[Rabbit-san]

There's two that I would find interesting if they were covered:

Spoiler: Gender Tag with Wumingbong

First one being this non-binary nertious called wumingbong on YT who did the gender tag but I don't think there's enough info about her sperging out/being lolcow worthy yet.

Spoiler: Thier Livestream

She runs a non-binary group in Toronto with a bunch of other people (mostly girls in charge) mentioned in the clip above. Don't know if there's any gold there but she's interesting enough to catch my attention at least.

Then there's PurpleQuills/sonic99rae/Raebae on YT and DeviantART who chimped out on being attracted to Golden Freddy from FNAF and sending white knights to defend herself when she was most defiantly in the wrong. Most lolcow worthy but I think her age is stopping her being covered (or if she has been and wasn't aware of it, then I apologise in advance).

 

[oasys]

Cassandra Clare, career cow.

Spoiler: Don't look at this. Seriously. Don't.

She wrote these shitty teen fantasy novels "The Mortal Instruments", which were made into a movie and now they're a show on ABC Family. Here's some of the shit I remember about her:

• Was one of the most popular writers in the Harry Potter fanfiction community, way back when.
• Plagiarized entire paragraphs and scenes from other books in her Harry Potter fanfiction. Half of the dialogue was from Buffy or other TV shows.
• Turned the Harry Potter fanfiction into her now-hit books (a la E.L. James). The main characters are supposed to be Ginny and Draco, everyone uses magic wands to cast spells, etc. etc. Reuses full scenes, which were plagiarized in the first place.
• Chimps out all the time, always has and still does. Blocks everyone on Twitter. Passive aggressive as hell. Bullied girls much younger than her (while she was in her 30s) even sent some sort of "evidence" to a girl's school to get her expelled.
• Made a fraudulent Gofundme for a "stolen laptop".
• Has a huge incest fetish (prominent in the fanfic, books, movie/show). Hates other women, including her own characters, because they're attractive. Fetishizes gay men.
• Tried to get producers fired from the TV show based on her books, and told her fans on Twitter to attack them, just because they changed minor details from her books. Talks all the time about how she hates the show and then pretends to like it when she can promote her new books with it.
• When she found out that people loved the gay couple on her show she decided she'd write gay porn of them and make it available for purchase. This is after a public statement that she'd never ever write gay porn because it was fetishizing.
• Everyone involved with the show openly hates her and has increasingly sidelined her in a hilarious fashion.
• Fat and sucks at writing.

The only problem is the bulk of the proof is annoying as fuck to get. A lot of it is from this extremely long post (all those WayBack machine links under the contents section). The rest is Twitter and Tumblr.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Cassandra Clare, career cow.

Spoiler: Don't look at this. Seriously. Don't.

She wrote these shitty teen fantasy novels "The Mortal Instruments", which were made into a movie and now they're a show on ABC Family. Here's some of the shit I remember about her:

• Was one of the most popular writers in the Harry Potter fanfiction community, way back when.
• Plagiarized entire paragraphs and scenes from other books in her Harry Potter fanfiction. Half of the dialogue was from Buffy or other TV shows.
• Turned the Harry Potter fanfiction into her now-hit books (a la E.L. James). The main characters are supposed to be Ginny and Draco, everyone uses magic wands to cast spells, etc. etc. Reuses full scenes, which were plagiarized in the first place.
• Chimps out all the time, always has and still does. Blocks everyone on Twitter. Passive aggressive as hell. Bullied girls much younger than her (while she was in her 30s) even sent some sort of "evidence" to a girl's school to get her expelled.
• Made a fraudulent Gofundme for a "stolen laptop".
• Has a huge incest fetish (prominent in the fanfic, books, movie/show). Hates other women, including her own characters, because they're attractive. Fetishizes gay men.
• Tried to get producers fired from the TV show based on her books, and told her fans on Twitter to attack them, just because they changed minor details from her books. Talks all the time about how she hates the show and then pretends to like it when she can promote her new books with it.
• When she found out that people loved the gay couple on her show she decided she'd write gay porn of them and make it available for purchase. This is after a public statement that she'd never ever write gay porn because it was fetishizing.
• Everyone involved with the show openly hates her and has increasingly sidelined her in a hilarious fashion.
• Fat and sucks at writing.

The only problem is the bulk of the proof is annoying as fuck to get. A lot of it is from this extremely long post (all those WayBack machine links under the contents section). The rest is Twitter and Tumblr.

Links to the archives and cap/archive the twitter and tumblr and this is literally the OP for the thread. Put in another 5 minutes of work and make it imo.

 

[oasys]

Links to the archives and cap/archive the twitter and tumblr and this is literally the OP for the thread. Put in another 5 minutes of work and make it imo.

Ehhh she's not that active, though- a lot of the drama happened like 15 years ago, and then last year when the TV show first came out. I just remembered her because the second season airs soon and there's ads for it everywhere I go. If she starts getting salty again, I'll make the thread.

Edit: Fuck me, this is how I'm spending my night. It's happening.

 

[Ruin]

Robert Morrow the head of the Travis County GOP is fucking insane, we're talking like if Fedsmoker got into politics and I've been procrastinating for a while instead of making a thread.

 

[ICametoLurk]

We already have one but it's not active.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/robert-morrow.18490/

 

[ICametoLurk]

On Topic but www.theapricity.com needs a Community Watch thread as they are home to some insane postings, for example they have insane nationalist dreams that really could only happen if aliens came down and gave them ray-guns, when I was looking at Pan-Turanianism via Google I saw people unironically posting this map on this forum

Also saw them unironically wanting to bring back long dead nations like Merica in UK, which was a kingdom that only lasted from 500 to 900 AD.

They also have ORIGINAL DO NOT STEAL Ethnic groups just like the Loveshies that attacked the CWCiki forum.

I'm sure there is way more stuff on their forum but I've been too lazy to read their forum.

EDIT: I cannot connect to their site, is it ded? This would be strange as I was able to connect to it last nite.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I've been meaning to do a Community Watch thread on the mmo-champion (world of warcraft fansite) forums for a while now but every time I think about it I get overwhelmed by the sheer amount of autism to wade through.

What about now? The off-topic board's only gotten worse since the inaguration.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

General disney spergs.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

A thead on Anime News Network, or at least its forums.

 

[cuddle striker]

I've been collecting info and screenshots for a craft community thread and an art thread. both fit community watch I think but there's a ton of weird back stories and nutty people to document so it's taking forever.

I want them to be good threads though

also the body mod industry salt. you would never realized how many tons are produced behind closed doors.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Just saw this guy talked about on Twitter. Was gonna post this in Articles and Happenings, but I'm wondering if there's enough here to go beyond that? He's like a Latino David Duke, seems to have "Greedy Jewish Landlords" on autocomplete. He apparently has zero chance of taking the Democrat nomination, but he has also raised enough money to qualify for taxpayer election financing, on a basis something like six dollars for every one dollar raised. Meaning he could be getting at least $100,000 from New York state.

I haven't even gone into his twitter much but literally every second post is like the examples below. 2017 seems to be shaping up into being an interesting year.

Officials: City Council Candidate Could Receive Public Money For Anti-Semitic Campaign

 

[The Janitor]

If life wasn't a pain in the ass, I'd totally make an Ephrom Josine thread to go alongside the Jerry Peet thread.

In case anyone wants to pick up where I've left off, here are the links of interest:
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCLgyXttfTYe9ehYOQnF-Ww (Posts here frequently)
Tumblr: https://ephromjosine.tumblr.com/ (Reuploads of all of his YouTube Content, plus some added bonuses)
AskFM: https://ask.fm/Ephrom (Mostly idiots asking an idiot for answers)
Blogspot: http://ephromjos.blogspot.com/ (This is where his oldest stuff is found)
CommentaryDB Wiki: http://commentarydb.wikia.com/wiki/Ephrom_Josine (Yes, he has one of these, and yes, he edits it himself often)

There are just three issues that come to mind that stop me:

1. The guy's under 18 at this point in time, and I've heard that kids aren't very good lolcows until they've fully un-matured.
2. For the two people who haven't read the Jerry Peet thread, it's a trainwreck in slow motion. Creating a thread on Josine, I think, will either go in the direction of the FNGR thread, where not much actually happens, or blow up in everyone's faces like the Peet thread does every couple of months.
3. I'm not very good at writing an OP/finding information about him.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

A thread for suggestions for a Kiwi Farms themed Cards Against Humanity deck (which I brought up in the Monopoly thread I made).

A CAH deck is doable though, more doable than a Monopoly board.

 

[AnOminous]

We recently had a new user, @Danny Mikolajczek (originally ketchup), who showed up and acted like a complete retard until he got his own thread. One of the places he was banned was the conspiracy lunatic website Godlike Productions, a vat of craziness that really needs a Community Watch thread.

However, I know very little about the site itself, so all I'd have is "lol crazy people" for an OP.

A thread for suggestions for a Kiwi Farms themed Cards Against Humanity deck (which I brought up in the Monopoly thread I made).

A CAH deck is doable though, more doable than a Monopoly board.

Considering it's KF, Tards Against Humanity might be more appropriate.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I'd like somebody more talented than myself to create a thread https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate , it's pretty much like the shitlording about blacks, they are fucking obsessed. I lack the skill to be properly outraged by it, but I know somebody here s.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd like somebody more talented than myself to create a thread https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate , it's pretty much like the shitlording about blacks, they are fucking obsessed. I lack the skill to be properly outraged by it, but I know somebody here s.

The plebbit one was more lolcow-worthy, I think. Still, these people are fucked in the head, and are mostly banned plebbitors.

While I routinely use fat as an insult, despite being less than perfectly toned myself, I generally couldn't care less if someone's fat. It's the outliers in the group like the HAES morons, who insist that weighing half a ton is totally healthy, that really piss me off, not because of their enormous bulk, but their enormous denial of reality.

The original fph subplebbit was hilarious because of the insane level of obsession and outright A-Logging when you knew for a fact most of the people posting that shit were fat themselves.

I bet there are a lot of posters on that forum who are fat themselves.

 

[Bob Page]

There is this SovCit I know of named James Trent Goodbaudy. He's runs a website where he talks about 'How to win any court case without an attorney' which is just as effective as you would expect. He also sells SovCit stuff like 'License Plates', DashCams, and a books which can be summed up as: How to fuck up in court. Most of the stuff you'll see of him are on his Facebook, Youtube, and his website. Hell, he even looks like a lolcow:

Spoiler: Santa?

On the left

Edit: Judging by his previous facebook posts, he could be getting a reality show.