🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

This is pretty much exactly what I thought. Why does noone believe me when I say social media pays way more than people think it does?
Must be a recent thing. Dobson bitched constantly about not being paid for his work and started even uploading partial comics to his deviantart trying to force people into going to his site so he could get ad revenue. Of course, female privilege is real in leftist spaces for the low low bar of not being, say, over 200lbs.
 
Lying and breathing both come naturally to leftists so I’m gonna call cap. You also have no room to talk when everyone has seen your Hank Hill ass.
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Some more random tard sperging in no particular order.
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I’d rather hang out with all four of these guys than any one of your simps.

Proof or it didn’t happen Shelby. And what’s “not a smart guy” about being married to an immigrant? You racist?
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You never met your father Shelby. He left for smokes while your mom was popping Tylenol like Tic Tacs.
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Reese was definitely a Tylenol baby.
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Calling people incel won’t make your father unrape you Ellen.
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The only things wrong with hentai that first pop into my head are ntr (something Ellen would be into given her pet cuck of an husband) and loli/shota.
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Mouth open: irrelevant

Giant bewbs: you’re just jealous Ellen (speaking of which you kinda remind me of Envy, but without the cool powers but all the well deserved hate. Fuck Envy, all my homies hate Envy.)

Childlike face: also irrelevant, lots of people have child like faces. Shit, a lot of us (myself included) practically de-age when we shave.
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Too bad Dobson ran away from the internet to eat computers, I would love to see the dynamic between him and Ms. Buryyourwoodinme
 
To be fair, Ellen's comic gig probably does make quite a decent chunk of money given her popularity. Then there's Patreon, OnlyFans (yikes), and some other stuff, like that board game side gig. If he were to find a normal job, he would probably make some scraps compared to her, but by being her "manager," he can handle some of that weight from this entire comic thing of hers while she draws and screams at Twitter.

At least that's me trying to understand their point of view, which I don't think is unreasonable.
 
To be fair, Ellen's comic gig probably does make quite a decent chunk of money given her popularity. Then there's Patreon, OnlyFans (yikes), and some other stuff, like that board game side gig. If he were to find a normal job, he would probably make some scraps compared to her, but by being her "manager," he can handle some of that weight from this entire comic thing of hers while she draws and screams at Twitter.

At least that's me trying to understand their point of view, which I don't think is unreasonable.
Indeed.
But it means Jeff is still jobless, really.
He did as much work back then with her.
 
Holy shit, no way he actually labeled this as a job himself:story:
He ain't earning shit, but just leeching off whatever Ellen makes (all of which will probably be submitted to the BBC fund either way:story: )
 
Too bad Dobson ran away from the internet to eat computers, I would love to see the dynamic between him and Ms. Buryyourwoodinme
She’s not an underage lesbian, so Dobbo would have no interest in the Cucking Canuck Cunt
 
I can't grab the pics at the moment, but her fans voted Zombie Ellen to be the next nude cosplay.

Just picture early Marilyn Manson in a black mesh shirt and you've pretty much got it.
 
Oh god. They leaked?
Yeah but the image host isn't working right at the moment so there's not the full size pics.

But seriously, this would fit right in on the back of a Manson or Coal Chamber CD. Just tweak the lighting and change the background to something spooky and 90s looking:

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Yeah but the image host isn't working right at the moment so there's not the full size pics.

But seriously, this would fit right in on the back of a Manson or Coal Chamber CD. Just tweak the lighting and change the background to something spooky and 90s looking:

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Y'know, considering how much she earns, and she says she cares about art, she could actually try to go into prosthetic makeup and make herself actually look like a zombie. I guarantee you she'd, even if it'd look shit since it'd be her first time, get loads of attention and actually have it be a great learning experience.
 
Yeah but the image host isn't working right at the moment so there's not the full size pics.

But seriously, this would fit right in on the back of a Manson or Coal Chamber CD. Just tweak the lighting and change the background to something spooky and 90s looking:

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Legit looks like an actual tranny. and not a very passable one at that. Hell, take away the makeup and she'd look eerily like manson did in when he guest starred as that wackjob serial killer barber on salem
 
Yeah but the image host isn't working right at the moment so there's not the full size pics.

But seriously, this would fit right in on the back of a Manson or Coal Chamber CD. Just tweak the lighting and change the background to something spooky and 90s looking:

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Can someone tell me how in the living fuck did a woman unintentionally made herself look so much like a tranny man?
 
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