DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Gordon Cole]

DSP Tries It: The sandwich that hastened the spiral.

 

[Meta Junglira]

Don't worry, internet. BrightSydeViking will move in and take care of DSP! He's been after DSP for months now...

Perhaps, he even supplied...the "sandwich"

 

[Jotaro]

Good for Leanna. I underestimated her. I hope we never hear from her again and she leads a normal and pleasant life.

Well, her appearing on the SoKast would be pretty great too but I honestly don't see it happening.

 

[Freshtodeath]

This is the SOK chance of a lifetime. Make a deal with Leanna, they won't ask her to discuss anything she doesn't want and maybe get her some donations together. Have her on podcast to do a behind scenes look at living with dipshit.

 

[Taily Puff]

I hope we never hear from her again and she leads a normal and pleasant life.

She has a much better shot at it than DSP does. She lost a few years, but she could still pretty much do anything going forward while hoping no one mentions that shitty ex that took advantage of her when she was a dumb kid.

DSP is full on out of luck at this point. Eveyone's luck runs out eventually, but he's about to start scraping the bottom of the barrel hard. 2017 is going to be a great year for lolcows.

 

[Dragoonism]

Drgnkiller makes a point that the breakup occurred around the time of the anxiety attack, so that might've been the cause.
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/870071988991254528

No wonder he cared more for the car than she being in the hospital...

I think the saddest thing about it is gonna be his living conditions. Not just cooking and cleaning, but his house was already stupidly large for two people. Now that it's just DSP, I can't imagine how empty and lonely it must feel being in a house that size all by yourself, with no friends or relatives to come over. I'm a lonely, introverted guy but even I couldn't imagine all that lonely wasted space.
It's just gonna be him and his stream chat.

With his sense of cleaning it is going to end up being a landfill.

 

[Panpizza]

Man, I can only imagine Phil cooking his shitty spaghetti in that big, empty house - a constant reminder of what a fuckup he is, and how he's ruined everything in his miserable life. Not having a live-in slave will certainly bite into his "business" time. This fat fuck is gonna have to grocery shop, cook, do laundry... as if it wasn't bad enough already, the house is going to fall into complete disrepair.

I don't think gout-boy is ready for the crushing depression that follows from here on out. The reality of the situation hasn't set in yet.

 

[NobodyReally]

They broke up 2 weeks ago. Right when the Hate Live stream when he told the internet all of her medical issues.

 

[Ballo]

notice how he revealed this at the last day of the month, just for some extra pity bucks

 

[Jotaro]

Financially it's probably a blessing for him. He can sell the Washington spot and move back to his condo he can't shift, he would be close to his parents then too. He literally has no connections in Washington and never leaves the house, it would be stupid for him financially to stay there. So expect him to do just that.

 

[Keystone]

I think I said earlier in this thread that Leanna leaving him this Summer would be the next big thing to happen in his saga. This shit with him crying about the bills instead of being concerned about her health and wellbeing seems like it's gonna make that happen before Summer starts next month ()

God damn I love being right

I feel happy for Leanna, she made the smartest choice of her life leaving his sorry ass.

And you know the best part? If Phil really was dumb enough to use her information for AdSense, she owns his Youtube channel. She just walked away with his money without even getting married to him. GG Phil

We need to add "Dumped by his Full Time Girlfriend" to the thread title.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

so did the anxiety attack incident cause the break-up, or break-up caused the anxiety attack?

 

[Xerxes IX]

Financially it's probably a blessing for him. He can sell the Washington spot and move back to his condo he can't shift, he would be close to his parents then too. He literally has no connections in Washington and never leaves the house, it would be stupid for him financially to stay there. So expect him to do just that.

Especially since to hear him talk about it it was Leanna's idea to move to Washington specifically. He probably won't do the smart thing and sell the house, though, because it'd mean the detractors would mock him for losing his serious adult house AND full time girlfriend.

 

[grump]

Came here to post this.

This is a pretty major turn of events. I think the hospital visit was the final straw for Leanna to leave.

I don't know why DSP hid this for so long...

Considering how he's acted on stream when people brought Leanna up, it wouldn't surprise me if the reason he's been quiet about it until now is because he feels it hurts his image, his pride - he doesn't live in a adult house with a full-time girlfriend anymore and that's gotta sting if only because the idyllic picture he built up for himself of being a big grown-up has more or less fallen apart

Its like the fapping incident. The cogs in his head were turning furiously trying to find a way to spin this huge blow. He, or a fanboy finally decided that the best way was to simply acknowledge and play it off which is probably the best thing he could do from his POV but it'll be sad that the detractor community won't get an immediate drama vid. But hope springs eternal that Phil being Phil will sperg out about it eventually.

The other thing about Leanna is that Phil knows it'd be near-impossible for him to find a replacement for her in his current state. He's a complete shut-in, his internet reputation is shot, and he's much older now than he was when he robbed her from the cradle. I don't see any possibility of Phil meeting a new woman, much less starting a relationship from scratch with them. At least not until he gets a real job. Even then, he'd have to significantly lower his standards.

I think Phil is aware of this, and, as usual, remains in denial that his house of cards is most likely going to collapse.

Edit: Also, I find it pretty funny that despite Phil's total number of patrons dropping steadily, his pledge totals remain fairly consistent. As people pull out, Brightsydeviking is almost certainly picking up the slack. He's probably at least half of that pledge total, at this point.

Yup, I still don't really find Leanna to be a likeable person and I stand by my previous evaluations of her but as I've constantly said. As a thin young lady with slightly above average looks who's willing to work, cook, clean and not treat him like shit, she's way WAY beyond Phil's league from what we've seen. I'm not sure Phil truly realizes how phenomenally lucky he was to land someone like her yet. It'll be no mean feat to attract someone who doesn't look like a shaved ape or have severe mental problems let alone anyone close to her quality again. Of course this is Phil we're talking about so who knows, maybe he might blunder upon a Victoria Secret model to ignore and neglect next.

 

[Keystone]

I wonder when this fat piece of shit is going to do the Vlog where he throws her under the bus and shit talks her, like he does to everyone and everything else.

When (not "if") that happens, I really hope Leanna makes an appearance with the SoK to tell how things really went down. Yes, it'll be a he said/she said situation, but at this point I'd believe her word over Phil's. Fuck, everyone would.

so did the anxiety attack incident cause the break-up, or break-up caused the anxiety attack?

I'm gonna go with "Him telling the whole world about her panic attack and indignantly decreeing that she wasn't allowed to get help for future attacks" is what caused the break-up. That and having to live with this manchild for all these years.

 

[Jotaro]

This is the portion of the SAGA where he goes full Chris Chan. He no longer has any social obligations.

what's up everyone Philippa Burnell here, check out my channel for daily raw unedited content from Youtube's number 1 female let's player, incoming?

 

[Taily Puff]

Especially since to hear him talk about it it was Leanna's idea to move to Washington specifically.

Except with DSP you should always assume the worst. So there's probably going to be a gin fueled rant about how he moved out there to 'get away' with her and can't believe she went home, or something equally revealing about what really happened.

I don't think he has it in him to be so predatory as to actively separate her from her support group, but at the same time I don't think he has it in him to be so altruistic as to uproot his own life for her soap business (Dude can't weed his own paved patio). My expectations couldn't be any lower, so I'm assuming something will be revealed to drop them even further.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I think Leanna was autistic which is why she ignored all his bullshit for so long. She also shared his weird personality and ego they were perfect together. She also happened to be a nympho, and so as usual DSP hit the lottery.

I think this all fell apart because of his sociopathic personality.

 

[Xenomorph]

Okay so how do they get Leanna on SoKast?

 

[Jotaro]

Leanna also cooked all of his non-fast food meals over the last few years and was part of the reason he turned from a complete slob into just an unhealthy skinny-fat slob. So expect him to pack the pounds on again in the next 12 months. He's probably already brought the panini-press back into his life.