💰 Grifter Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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I cosign any activities that make Riley's life even 1% more obnoxious.
It is going to be much more than that. He is a short, hairy, microphalic ogre that smells like piss. Mint being his girlfriend was as good as it gets for his species. He will never find a woman as attractive as her (she is not exactly pretty but she is FAR better than whatever his league is), stupid and willing to indulge in his disgusting fetishes. He was on borrowed time until she found someone better and she probably did.
 
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>tfw your grooming victim, piss drinking, retarded gf leaves you for an alog and steals your shit because you're not "machiavellian" enough
Why even live Kiwibros?
 
"She gave up on all the Comicsgate review content a while ago and she told me the week before she left me that she doesn't even like drawing anymore and that I am not machevellian enough."

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This dude really thought he was "The One".
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The coping has begun
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Riley is so scared of what Mint will say, look at him still trying to speak for her & poison the well. Until there is proof of anything otherwise, it’s relatively safe to assume Mint “stealing stuff” was her picking up her belongings or equipment that she most likely paid for. If she’d been living in the house that stinky Riley claims she broke into, & she hadn’t had a legal, 30 day notice, I’m not sure it’s considered breaking in, lock change or no. There are legalities to these things that matter, which aren’t dependent on a butthurt ex boyfriend trying to control a narrative. I’m curious if Riley called the police, & if not, why not? Lmao. Not like anyone takes Riley the cuck & his embarrassingly obvious attempt to poison the well, seriously. Sounds more like he’s trying to make it out as if Mint Salad, tard at large, is some criminal mastermind, now that he’s sure that she’s not coming back to his cuckolded ass. Riley pleading for sympathy in his gay little discord is so funny. That he even bothered to check if Mint & her new guy are still in there is pathetic, that he holds that out as a sign of him “winning” shows how very non-Machiavellian he is.
 
At 44:29 CG orbiter Frog Tony states that Riley has PTSD from the big bad black man (Eric July) getting him sent to jail
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I am sure Eric, his family and his employees have more claim on the subject of PTSD after the stands "Mr. Earn my Death" pulled.

I’m curious if Riley called the police, & if not, why not?
Well, if he did not call the cops, it might have to do with his comment regarding his filming of kids. Any investigation that happens on his person, will not turn out the way he wants. He is living "probable cause".
 
So now that Mint has left him, what are Riley's prospects? Where else will he find a sub-80 IQ woman? Nigeria? India?
 
MintSalad was the best Riley was ever going to get. Maddax’s podcast isn’t popular enough these days to rope in another autistic girl with big boobs unless “she” has a five o clock shadow and a surprise down below.
 
So now that Mint has left him, what are Riley's prospects? Where else will he find a sub-80 IQ woman? Nigeria? India?
A fuckable, sub-80 IQ woman with no resources or family to run to? Trafficking or mail-order but even then I do not like his odds. The chances that any woman will not be able to outsmart him after she figures out he is a complete retard are smaller than his phalus during winter in a freezing lake.

MintSalad was the best Riley was ever going to get.
I am shocked he even got it this good. Sure, she is retard and her eyes remind me those of a chicken's a tad bit too much but for a micro-dick, hairy goblinoid such as Riley, a thin and stupid bitch with big tits and no family that cares for her (her folks threw her out) is basically the redneck jackpot. How he pushed his luck and she got wise to it (remember, she could not figure how to get a taxi to return home after Riley's arrest and Juju had to intervene) must be one of his greatest mistakes ever. Then again, that mistake has to compete for second place as his no.1 worst mistake is admitting to filming kids without their consent in front of cops who were arresting him for harassment.
 
So now that Mint has left him, what are Riley's prospects? Where else will he find a sub-80 IQ woman? Nigeria? India?
I think he has great prospects as an internet star on Code Blue Cam where a cop shoots him. Think of the millions of views on the video; "4ft6 piss yeti resisted arrest and learned that he's not bullet proof"
 
If I was a betting man I'd say what she mostly stole was the drugs he sells, something he cant report to the police.

I thought Mint Salad was the only one with an income? Whatever it was she took (if anything), it was obviously just fair recompense for her footing all the bills from her OnlyFans work over the last few years. Seems to me that she would have been entitled to take anything that she fancied. If Vito didn't like it, he should have got a job and helped pay the damn bills.
 
"She gave up on all the Comicsgate review content a while ago and she told me the week before she left me that she doesn't even like drawing anymore and that I am not machevellian enough."

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This dude really thought he was "The One".
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The coping has begun
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Suffah Riley


Crossposting a brief ClippaWatch™ update:

This is probably nothing, but noted psycho IRL stalker Riley has been vagueposting about his new assignment gallivanting around Minnesota, starting around the MSP Airport area through last night and proceeding on through downtown Minneapolis so far today:

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At first it seemed like he might have been sent to fill in on local psycho IRL stalking tasks previously delegated to his former associate SchizoSeanTV (a/k/a Sean Nicholas Houston of 8732 Massey Cir. Colorado Springs, CO 80920) now that the latter is apparently out of commission on a drug-fueled run from the law with Mint Salad, but with no signs of Riley's travels continuing further westward toward Spicer or Saint Cloud, this trip may end up being very boring indeed. Either way, here's hoping that he joins Camelot in the habit of completely snubbing the only other Sekturite of note in the state, even though a fun night out at Gay 90's would have been one short call away.
 
What most likely actually happened was mint said he should get a job and help make some money
Why don't people respect all that goes into providing piss for Mint Salad to luxuriate in?

So now that Mint has left him, what are Riley's prospects? Where else will he find a sub-80 IQ woman? Nigeria? India?
Riley needs to hit up JF GaRAPEy.
 
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One of the remaining 3 viewers of BPITU notified Elissa about this wonderful hour long righteous felting session of Vito "CringleJingle" Gesualdi. There's so many little slip-ups and admissions throughout the whole thing. They finally admit that the failed Youtuber "Jeszilla" they tried to astroturf who allegedly pissed on Ericy July's great grandfather's grave really did, in fact, piss on his grave. Vito reveals he has crippling anxiety attacks and depression and is constantly battling suicidality (do a flip!). They have a pathetic moment where Vito eulogizes the show in advance for when Dax finally snakes Vito and ditches him.

It's only going to be appealing to about half a dozen haters, but still, as one of those lucky 6, I was rather pleased by all this. Vito himself has even characterized his life in the clip as an "infinite L." LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!
 
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