DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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This is HUGE. The end has all but come. Now he doesn't have a surrogate mother to coddle his manchild ass.

I and a few others called it. His handling of the panic attack was the last straw. Good for Leanna.

Damn. I'll give him that, he handled this properly at least. No video where he capitalized off all this shit... (yet...?)

It's going to happen. No doubt about it, he WILL make a vlog about this. There's no question in my mind that he will do that. The only question is when he's going to do it and I would say "Give it a month."

 
If Leanna left him, isn't he completely fucked now economically, seeing as she brought in a big chunk of their income?

Eddy (of DSP Antics fame) has been tabulating his newfound Twitch income. It is a lot more than people on the Farms seem to take notice of. He now clears $2000 - 2500 a month in subs and bits alone. When I watch his TIHYDPs and salty moments, there are also constant PayPal tips which can't be calculated by just plugging the chat log into an analyzer. Let's be conservative and say $500 a month in PayPal tips and he's making far more than what the YouTube income dip likely was and more than enough to make up for Leanna's contributions.

He probably became even more insufferable, distant, and prickish when he realized he wasn't dependent on Leanna's meager income to make his own ends meet.

It may be primarily single dollar bills, but Phil loves to sleep with his precious money far more than his fiancée. What must be hitting him now is the reality dinners don't cook themselves, dishes don't wash themselves, groceries don't buy themselves, and errands don't run themselves.

Oh, and Toyota Corollas don't diagnose themselves.
 
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I don't even know where to start with this delusional screed.

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I'm VERY happy with how my life/work is and I want to keep it that way.

Phil please, my sides can only take so much.

Oh and fucking LOL he considers grocery shopping physical work. Good God he is so fucking detached from reality...
 
Financially it's probably a blessing for him. He can sell the Washington spot and move back to his condo he can't shift, he would be close to his parents then too. He literally has no connections in Washington and never leaves the house, it would be stupid for him financially to stay there. So expect him to do just that.

(I woke up an hour or two ago and just getting caught up with this thread)

See, I don't think he'll do that. He has too much pride to do that. Even though anyone with half a brain would agree that selling the house and moving back into the Condo would be the smartest thing. But the house is like a big trophy to Phil. Getting a girlfriend, being able to buy expensive toys, being able to afford a BMW, all of that is just a trophy collection to him. That's all shit that he can boast and prove to the world that he (in his mind) made it.

He will sell that house when he is absolutely forced to do it. And I make you a bet that he will try to get his parents to help pay for that too.

It's only a matter of time until he starts ranting about women in his prestreams.

He might just go all Elliot Rodger in one of his vlahgs. Only he accidentally buys a BB gun and gets his fat ass near-beaten to death.
 
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The end of an era. I wonder what effect Leanna's absence will have on Phil's steadily deteriorating sanity.

He will further spiral. It will be a glorious train wreck for us but I hope he doesn't do anything stupid like leaking more explicit nude pics of Leanna (yes, I know about the other leak but she was covering her tits) in an act of revenge porn.
 
He will further spiral. It will be a glorious train wreck for us but I hope he doesn't do anything stupid like leaking more explicit nude pics of Leanna (yes, I know about the other leak but she was covering her tits) in an act of revenge porn.

If my knowledge on current events is correct, that's a felony in some states now. I wonder if Washington state is one of them...
 
I know laws have been passed. I'm unsure of the legalities in Washington.

He could do other shit like say: "Oh doods! Leanna's pussy stank so bad man! ACK ACK ACK SNORT! Ah man, I usually like going down on girls, because I used to all the time back in college, but I did it once for Leanna and never again doods!"

He could do that. This man has no class whatsoever.

Edit: of course Leanna must have plenty of ammunition on her side. I really, really, really, REALLY fucking hope she reveals the inner workings of the gout cave. She'll probably reveal (like many have suspected) that Phil doesn't even have Gout and his parents are paying for the Condo.
 
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I'm imagining Phil's parents are more ashamed of him now. He's alone, across the country, obnoxious, made a career off embarrassing himself and couldn't make his relationship work. I'm expecting a really awkward homecoming to Connecticut by the end of the summer.

He might move into a smaller place but I personally don't see him moving back to Connecticut unless he has no other choice. Slinking back would be complete humiliation,tantamount to admitting defeat, admitting the detractors were right all along, and starting back at square one. Plus there isn't any reason to go back there specifically except the ball and chain khando and maybe the possibility of being able to bum a spot of the couch from mommy and daddy. He certainly has no use for family or friends outside of material support that they could just wire to him. Nah, he'll do everything he can to get rid of the khando and run through all alternatives he could think of to save his business before moving back.
 
Boy, oh boy! What a ride has it been for Mr. Burnell this year! I guess this is a good time for me to share some thoughts on the "State of DSP".

Leanna is not some "innocent damsel in distress" forced to move away from her parents's house; she is not some poor soul who's chained to a monster of a husband; and she sure as fuck wasn't a victim of domestic abuse. Leanna is, in simple terms, a naive idiot. Allow me to elaborate.

Leanna is a very insecure woman, she hasn't matured adequately (Mentally), she lacks social skills, and she still has a myopic view of the world and society in general. This results in her making some bad decisions, her not being able to identify when she's making bad decisions, and her being unable to cope with the consequences of said bad decisions. Now, Why do I say that? Again, watch her videos: She complains about having to wait for her mother to finish her shift, she expresses her "fear of brown people living in the same neighborhood", she comments on games by telling the same "jokes" DSP spouts, she blogs about how overwhelmed she is by her soap business, she comments on how she sees college as a waste of time, she tweets about how annoyed she is at her job, she posts pictures of DSP sleeping, she talks to DSP using a "lovey" tone, she shows off her engagement ring online, She even has that "in love" look when talking to DSP in their earlier videos, etc. She just comes off as a sheltered girl; that's all I'm saying. Hell, she even has an annoying laugh sound the same way DSP does. Leanna is not a poor innocent girl, nor is she the devil. She just fell in love with an incompetent person.


Do you guys remember what the general consensus was when DSP and Leanna first announced they were moving to Seattle? Everyone thought that the move was Leanna's idea. People swore up and down that she was a gold-digger. For the longest time she was considered to be a scheming bitch with the goal of tying up DSP in order to secure her financial well being (Even the SoK did parodies about her living arrangements with DSP). Then, a few months ago, she started tweeting about her wish to become engaged, DSP stupidly started to talk more about their relationship dynamics publicly, and the narrative changed from "She's a gold-digger" to "She was groomed by DSP, and brainwashed into moving to Seattle to live with DSP".

Now, don't get me wrong, I love to speculate about things the same way other people do. But, things tend to get a tad too autistic when people talk about DSP, if you know what I mean. Either people sperg too much about how "DSP ruined my favorite game ever", or people sperg too much about how "DSP mistreats Leanna". We all love a good drama, and we all love watching the trainwreck that is DSP, but you've got to remember: Leanna is at fault as well. She willingly moved to Seattle, she willingly called DSP's parents her "in-laws", she willingly wanted to start a soap business, she willingly contacted and entered a relationship with DSP, and she willingly called DSP her "sweetie".

So, why is it that people tend to view Leanna as the victim? Honestly, my best guess is that people view Leanna as a victim because of the lack of information we have. For as much of a stupid idiot that is Phil, he still hasn't reached the level where he livestreams his discussions with Leanna (Aside from the odd Co-op playhroughs in which a few snippets of their relationship slip through the cracks by accident). The fact of the matter is we don't know for sure how the break up went, the things they said to each other, nor do we know their reactions, their history together as a couple, etc. The best we have is some accidental leaks from their video diaries, a few awkward comments here and there, and the occasional looks of awkwardness into the camera. We can make some educated guesses from that, but the truth is we don't know for sure.

My advice, for anyone who gives a fuck, is to just chill. Relax, watch the glorious trainwreck that is DSP, enjoy the constant flow of milk that DSP brings, but don't get emotionally invested into it (Remember what I said about people acting a tad too autistic at times?). The beauty of lolcows is to watch them fuck themselves over and over. Just try to remain objective. Much like CWC, DSP's best content comes from him, and, usually, the best reveals come after the fact.

Of course DSP is at fault too. DSP failed to meet Leanna's expectations as a partner (As childish and unrealistic as said expectations were), he failed her as man, and he failed her as an adult. But Leanna failed herself too. She just needs to grow up, mature, and find her way in life, the same way we all do.
 
But Leanna failed herself too. She just needs to grow up, mature, and find her way in life, the same way we all do.

She just kicked his sorry ass to the curb. I'd say that's proof enough she's done just that.

And she may or may not have walked away with his Youtube money, which if true is probably going to put people in the hospital for abdominal muscle tearing.
 
Now, I could be wrong, but wasn't the biggest reason for the new car that, without it, his girlfriend couldn't work? That and he's been saying him and his girlfriend were looking at the options for the car.

Yup. He sure as shit didn't need it since he's an unemployed bum and has (sorry, had) her do the driving on the rare occasion he leaves the house. That and the BMW payments were getting to be too much.

And he was going to use her and her credit score to pay for it since his is absolutely shit after all his retarded financial choices over the years. I'm really interested in knowing how that plays out now that she's gone. Because he's never going to have a new car ever again without her credit score to piggyback off of. He's going to have to settle for broken, beaten, seriously worn used cars since that's the only kind of dealer in their right mind who would do business with him and his credit score at this point.
 
Well this is something that everybody expected to see happen eventually, although I'm personally surprised that it happened so quickly. I just assumed that it was a loveless relationship that would take Leanna a long time and a lot of bullshit to have the courage to leave but she impressed me and finally decided even she had her limits.

In hindsight, the writing was on the wall recently, when she sat him down and told him that things weren't working and forced him to take one day off a week. Ironically the fact they got engaged was an even bigger sign that things were falling apart. The loveless way it happened represented a last ditch attempt to save the relationship and when there was no spark, even to what's meant to be the happiest moment of a girl's life, I guess Panda had enough.

Some Mod notes. At the suggestion of @Keystone I've changed the thread title. Things are going to get interesting for Phil over the next few weeks and this thread is going to be a lot more active than normal so I'd like to ask all posters to stop for a second before they post to ask themselves if what they're saying comes across as sensible and relevant to what's going on. DSP is a great Cow with the potential to be hilarious, let's try to make the thread readable for those who wouldn't normally swing by.
 
I wonder if the car was some pathetic attempt to buy her. Someone like Phil might have well thought that all he needed to do was get her an expensive present and all would be forgiven.

Best of luck to her...I'm sure she'll find her way onto a SOK podcast at some point or another. Will be very interesting to hear what she has to say.
 
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