Purple Tinker / Jessica Blank / @prpltnkr / Jonathan Louis Blank - Delusional transgender MLP drama magnet, founder of BronyCon, euphoric atheist, wannabe refugee.

[Maiden-TieJuan]

That Tweet chain of PT trying to get JonTron-senpai to notice him is pretty pathetic. I'm getting second-hand embarrassment from how he speaks as if him and JonTron are equals.

What a fucking ego.

I rather enjoy him retweeting other cows after finding them here. Kind of a "the enemy of my enemy is my senpai" and a desperate grab for a new group to complain to. She has burned most of her Brony Bridges, I guess she is going for the Tranny Trifecta.

 

[An Ghost]

Sperging about Trump: "Civil war or coup may be justified" and Hitler comparisons.

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Convo with Laurelai about block lists, "My trolls... confuse me with another transwoman"

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[NomiMalone]

Well, his "trolls" are sure as hell not going to confuse him with another actual female.

Also, it's nice to see Based Blue is still putting mentally ill men on her blocklist.

 

[AnOminous]

Sperging about Trump: "Civil war or coup may be justified" and Hitler comparisons.

These moronic troons don't have a grasp on the silliness of their rhetoric. They're constantly calling Trump Hitler and a vast monster, but then, the only shit they go off about is absolutely trivial shit like a Twitter typo, for days on end. Shouldn't we be seeing coverage of the huge death camps he's setting up literally to rape and murder every tranny in the world?

(I'm kidding of course. You couldn't even fill a football stadium with all these freaks.)

Also who on the planet could you possibly confuse for Purple Tranny?

 

[An Ghost]

Retweets of Aaron Simpson/SFthewolf. Everyday becoming more of a Rat King TM.

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Somebody online was harassed on the street, Instead of saying "I'm so sorry that happened to you" he makes a bad joke.

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Retweeting a bonkers thread from SGG, probably unaware Jake has no clue about blockers or HRT or anything because he's a gnome

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I don't think it was mentioned but PT has what is probably a bot under tinker_ebooks. I dunno why he still tweets these are doing the work for him.

 

[NotBronyconStaff]

Retweets of Aaron Simpson/SFthewolf. Everyday becoming more of a Rat King TM.

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Somebody online was harassed on the street, Instead of saying "I'm so sorry that happened to you" he makes a bad joke.

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Retweeting a bonkers thread from SGG, probably unaware Jake has no clue about blockers or HRT or anything because he's a gnome

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I don't think it was mentioned but PT has what is probably a bot under tinker_ebooks. I dunno why he still tweets these are doing the work for him.
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Around the same time that Purple Tinker was losing his control on Facebook (since various people kept reporting the account for using a fake name), the ebooks accounts were coming into vogue, and everyone who was anyone had one. Purple Tweaker made a few leading tweets, "gee, I wonder when someone will make me an ebooks account...!", basically wanting someone else to set one up for him because he's just so famous, you guys. So someone took the prpltnkr_ebooks SN, and Purple Tinker just about shat himself with glee.

... until it became a Christian quotes account.

Purple Tinker then had to settle for the imitation "tinker_ebooks", and made himself a bot, since it was clear he didn't have enough suckups to make one for him. As you see the majority of the bot's content is indiscernible from the original John, with the incoherent rage and temper tantrums over nothing.

 

[An Ghost]

Tfw you just google people PT retweets and find they have threads here:

 

[An Ghost]

Different day, same shit, new Rat Kings.



Not quite PT

"Is Canadian a gender?"

 

[NotBronyconStaff]

She may not be relevant, but when has that really been a factor? She's still pretty lulzy IMO.

Anyway yeah we really are getting off topic...

So, @prpltnkr ... You are aware that there's more effort involved in transitioning than paying $10k for a vagina, right?

The general consensus about Purple Tinker is that he uses an ostomy bag, because he fucked up his new vagina due to a lack of aftercare. You'll note he's quite vocal about his bladder problems on Twitter, how frequently he needs to pee and how angrily he demands special rights to bathrooms. He wasn't exactly the best candidate for an invasive surgery and aftercare, but chop-shops out of the country don't ask a lot of questions. Purple Tinker quite literally lives in a hoard, so it's pretty clear he has problems with personal hygiene to begin with. Visitors often comment on his 'smell' after staying with/meeting Purple Tinker, he uses paper towels to bathe with as he owns no actual towels, piles of junk he tries to sell at a ridiculous markup sits in piles around his hovel for 11 months out of the year, and he showed up to a fundraising dinner for Bronycon unbathed and in flannel. If you look in the background of any of the Twitter photos of his cats, you start to see a pattern of the junky, hoard-like situation he lives in, with three other roommates and two cats.

I went looking for photos of the hoard, instead I found some other precious nuggets of wisdom.

The time John reminded grieving strangers that God wasn't real

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The time Purple Tinker scammed a dude by losing his prepaid prints in the hoard

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Threatening violence

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Irony

He has a habit of trying to downplay his strong, dimpled chin by tilting his forehead closer and closer to the camera - in some cases, it makes it look like he's trying to collapse within himself, resulting in quite hilarious group photos.

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This is a group shot from SeaBronies (the cruiseline convention Purple Tinker founded and maintains, despite being "poor"), which 4chan got a hold of. Talk about a sausage fest.

Final words from someone who knows John best

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

So, Basically Purp's trying to cozy up to Rat King targets here, for what reason? "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"? "Trans before Friandz"? "if you gaze too deeply into the Rat King, the Rat King also gazes into you"? Or is he going for the "It's us against Them!!" line and trying to get them on his side? I just dont see what his angle is here.

So's I dont double post, Have some Twitter shit.

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Here is his Partner's EBay account. He Tweets about it and how it helps "Pay our bills". Riiiiiiiiight.

Because how DARE people who love LGBTQ+ support and love them, and want to help them with their struggles! HOW DARE THEY!

Apparently Bill is on his Shit List too. Never saw THAT coming.

 

[An Ghost]

Tinker being productive and not having autism playing with some kids toys

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Crossover with Bex and Transscribe and some rando but if they're associating with the likes of these I guarantee they're a Rat King.

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[AnOminous]

So, Basically Purp's trying to cozy up to Rat King targets here, for what reason? "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"? "Trans before Friandz"? "if you gaze too deeply into the Rat King, the Rat King also gazes into you"? Or is he going for the "It's us against Them!!" line and trying to get them on his side? I just dont see what his angle is here.

Maybe he's trying to start a tranny Voltron to go with the autistic Voltron of Samuel Collingwood Smith.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Tinker being productive and not having autism playing with some kids toys

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Crossover with Bex and Transscribe and some rando but if they're associating with the likes of these I guarantee they're a Rat King.

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Yeah, I saw that video on his twitter feed and thought "this dude. Has the autism. Right?" Doesn't he deny it, and removes any instances of it being said on his medical history and wiki? This whole video just kind of cements it in that he has to have it, because this is stimming isn't it?

 

[An Ghost]

Prefacing this post with this:

PT getting angry at #MarchAgainstBronies who is accusing Bronies of being Nazis/Alt-Right.

Tagged other con twitter accounts into the convo.

I hope they provide us with lots of laughs.

 

[thepianogeniusfromshine]

Holy crap, anti bronies are still a thing!?

 

[Vandy]

Holy crap, anti bronies are still a thing!?

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
As long as bronies exist, so must they.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, Purple Tranny likes bronies again? I thought PT pretty much personally invented the bronies are evil neckbeard alt-right neo-Nazis meme.

 

[Moomin]

Wait, Purple Tranny likes bronies again? I thought PT pretty much personally invented the bronies are evil neckbeard alt-right neo-Nazis meme.

No see, those are those other bronies, Tinker is one of the only good ones, if not the only good brony. Now that Tinker is being lumped in with those other bronies, she needs to fight the good fight for bronykind because friendship and tolerance or some other bullshit.

 

[An Ghost]

"Hey I hate Trump!"
"Wow me too! #resist"
"But bronies stink too"
"REEEEEEEEEEE"
Cause your favorite kids tv show>political affiliation

 

[NotBronyconStaff]

"Here's a really over the top and ridiculous false flag twitter account that exists only to provoke reactions from autists too dumb to figure out what bait is."

Purple Tranny: "Someone is besmirching the good name of Brony, this will not stand."