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Toast from yesterday

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From today

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Cheesy Beavy said:
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LOL hes totally fucking with you now, that toast is absolutely charred! I must say those fries be looking delish! Its almost fantastical how well he matches his foods color together, future in interior design??? Perhaps! Please invest in something to help you with cooking meats (especially chicken) .. Chubbyemus videos on parasites and illnesses live in my head rent free and you shouldnt be careless!
 
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His cooking is fine. Jeez.
Food influencers spend months learning how to take photos of food to make it look appealing because, shocker when you're looking at a picture of food you can't actually taste it. It takes actual skill and some photo magic to make something on your phone look not just presentable, but also alluring.
 
BinaricHate said:
His cooking is fine. Jeez.
Food influencers spend months learning how to take photos of food to make it look appealing because, shocker when you're looking at a picture of food you can't actually taste it. It takes actual skill and some photo magic to make something on your phone look not just presentable, but also alluring.
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FINE?!?
 
BinaricHate said:
His cooking is fine. Jeez.
Food influencers spend months learning how to take photos of food to make it look appealing because, shocker when you're looking at a picture of food you can't actually taste it. It takes actual skill and some photo magic to make something on your phone look not just presentable, but also alluring.
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I get that you live in a third world Slavic shithole, so your view of what's good food is skewed, but to people that actually live somewhere that has running water that looks like crap.

I have seen every Mound Meal™ for the last several months that he has posted and he has only eaten a vegetable (that wasn't a potato) once and it was when he got an burger at a fast food restaurant and it came with a small side of salad. The man is going to end up with some sort of disease from the 17th century, possibly scurvy.
 
BinaricHate said:
His cooking is fine. Jeez.
Food influencers spend months learning how to take photos of food to make it look appealing because, shocker when you're looking at a picture of food you can't actually taste it. It takes actual skill and some photo magic to make something on your phone look not just presentable, but also alluring.
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Say that again while looking at the raw chicken he ate the other day.
 





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Meiwaku said:
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Sometimes you have to take a few steps backwards to move forward. My main critique is that Mound Dweller likes his toast turned to ashes while I can hear the whispers of the pig oinking at me as I look at the almost raw bacon included in the dish. Crispy bacon will change your life, just try it once.

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