💊 Manosphere Braden Peters / Clavicular / ylrven - Moderator on looksmax.org, roid rat, takes out loans for cosmetic surgery, can't talk to women without doping, DIY surgeon

the whole problem was always a deficiency in my outlook.
This is a very (appropriate for an adult, which based on your last couple comments you are...and shocker, it worked!) mature understanding, and one wholly rejected by certain people, to their own detriment.

People need to fall out of love with their own problems.
 
Greg Doucette has yet again, delivered on ClavSlop right when I thought the well had run dry.



Highlights;

Greg calls Clav an idiot moron (so true)
Clav asserts Greg is scamming people out of millions for his cookbooks (not how that works Clav)
Clav obsesses over his harmony score (water is wet)
Greg calls Clav "Mr. Tism"
Clav fantasizes about stealing Greg's wife.
Clav ruins the entire premise looksmaxxing is predicated on by admitting that 20% of women are still virgins by the age of 21
Greg says Clav is kinda gay.
Clav says women aren't great people, whereas he can be more "loving" (Very subtle Gayden)
Clav states a woman could never love a man unless he's good looking (fuck my stupid incel chud life :crocodile: )

Adding to the groomer case, Clav just posted this video to his instagram.

Where he admits to using his protocol (so, drugs), to "ascend" his current gf.

Of note, she looks quite different in the before than she did even just earlier this year. So I dug a little, and judging from 2 comments I found, they've actually know each other for ~2 years, meaning he was ~18 and she was ~15 when they met. So it's very likely that he's been feeding her pharmaceuticals for much longer than we previously thought, and he just admitted to a pretty big felony on a for clout instagram reel.
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FFS Brayden. You'd think he would be able to comprehend OPSEC at some point.
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What the hell is going on with his skin color? Make up? Bad tan? Lighting? Combo?

I think what hurts most about The Clav is that he really is... only 19. This is horrifying. I kind of want to cry at a young man throwing his life away to get validation quickly. If he wasn't a danger to himself and others (see: baclofin crash in car), I'd have more symapthy. Now I'm just counting down until the meth stream and placing bets on how long he'l make it (optimistically, someone will call a wellness check on him so we can still laugh at him in the future).

Clav fantasizes about stealing Greg's wife.
And his girlfriend is a prop, not a partner yet again. She needs to make better choices for herself.

Clav ruins the entire premise looksmaxxing is predicated on by admitting that 20% of women are still virgins by the age of 21
:story:

I still like thinking that if a woman has had sex she's ruined forever, not "Hmm, MAYBE she has had one or two long term boyfriend by then?" Is it that irrational to think that a woman had a boyfriend she was monogamous with at age 18-20, but then became single because it turned out they just weren't the right people for each other? Is it bad that it happened, when both thought at one point they would be great for each other, then they realized that they were drifting apart or had separate life goals? Or one got into drugs or had some bad influences that caused them to sperg out for thr worse and caused the other to leave? Or is it just bad because she knows what other men's penises are like and oh my god, she might judge your dick as a failure? God, what a moron.


Forgot who said it earlier but often, adults are cast to play teenager roles due to it being easier to shoot around their schedules. Teens still have the school restriction and other protective stuff so they don't get overworked or overwhelmed. "Teenagers" on TV are not how actual teenagers look. If you're a teen, you might not realize that people tend to settle into their looks in their 20s, not when they're 14-18. It's easy to forget even if you're surrounded by other teens due to insecurity and it's always good to have that pointed out. Once you hit those years THEN you can choose to lookmax or whatever, but speeding it up at age 14 by megadosing testosterone and your grandma's dementia pills is so stupid my brain can't even think of an analogy of how stupid it is.


Clav says women aren't great people, whereas he can be more "loving" (Very subtle Gayden)
Literally all he needs to do is to embrace sucking dick for cock and he'd get like 20% less mockery. There's too much here not to laugh at plus he's still an asshole, but it would go down with just this one simple trick.

meaning he was ~18 and she was ~15 when they met. So it's very likely that he's been feeding her pharmaceuticals for much longer than we previously thought, and he just admitted to a pretty big felony on a for clout instagram reel.
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FFS Brayden. You'd think he would be able to comprehend OPSEC at some point.
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SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO THE SAME THING IF SHE GREW UP AND JUST TOOK CARE OF HER BODY WITH DIET AND EXERCISE.

God that's slimy. At the very least it's all about control over someone else in his head, which is pretty islamic.
 
What the hell is going on with his skin color? Make up? Bad tan? Lighting? Combo?
He's mulatto maxxing. He looks exactly like the Moroccan engineers and surgeons that reside at train stations in major European cities. All that's missing is one of those trash bag puffer jackets. Usually the look is just part of the natural nafri curse, but somehow Clav recreated it artificially.
 
I still like thinking that if a woman has had sex she's ruined forever,
The worst part is that there is a kernel of truth to this. Highly promiscuous people, especially women, tend to have less fulfilling and shorter relationships than women or men who have maybe slept with 0-1-2 guys or gals, but it's still a law of averages, there's nightmare wives in waiting who are virgins, and people who genuinely want to reform and become "trad" (and not in a pick me way) who slept around through college.

(Ironically promiscuity is directly correlated with a lack of self esteem in women. High self esteem women choose who they want and stick with that, low self esteem women take what they think they can get, until something more enticing offers itself up.)

If I was a single young man, I would say shoot for the lowest number you can to be safe, but remember that shared interest and mutual attraction, and a similar level of intelligence is more important than whether or not she was DEFILED by her one long time boyfriend she dated through highschool before splitting when they went to seperate universities.

Of course, Clav doesn't give a shit about the actual details of this, he wants a virgin for status, and because he's FAR too insecure to imagine any woman he sleeps with having EVER TOUCHED A MAN.

It's especially ironic when you realize that all of his looksfagging and roid blasting actually repulses the type of woman he claims to want, and only serves to dilute his dating pool with even more roasties, which creates a circular loop, where he thinks that his looks are why he's not being swarmed by 10/10 airheaded virgins, so HE MUST SMASH HIS BONES MORE, which in turns lowers the chances that a woman who has saved herself would be interested in him.

Tl;dr, Virgins are based, and Clav is decidedly un-based, which is why he only attracts roasties.
 
they've actually know each other for ~2 years, meaning he was ~18 and she was ~15 when they met. So it's very likely that he's been feeding her pharmaceuticals for much longer than we previously thought, and he just admitted to a pretty big felony on a for clout instagram reel.
:lossmanjack: wtf
What the hell is going on with his skin color? Make up? Bad tan? Lighting? Combo?
Cali-Twink Maxxing?

Really?

Right in front of my Salad?
 
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Mark Your Calendars!
On 12/10/2025, Clavicular will be hosting The Drugathon!
What is The Drugathon?
The Drugathon is like a subathon, but instead of sleeping he does meth!
Get ready to watch a 30 day meth bender livestreamed 24/7 on Clav's Kick channel!​
This nigga is gonna die. 30 days of meth. I don't think his body can take it.
 
Informal poll time - rate this post with...

:like:He will fucking die either on or off camera

:dislike:He will quit out of his own choice or pretend he didn't and have a flimsy excuse why he did.

:agree:Someone will stop him or he will fall asleep for like a day straight and fail not out of of his own volition.

:feels:He will get arrested on or off camera for driving intoxicated, doing meth, getting in a fight, etc.

:politisperg:He will run out of meth and be unable to aquire more.

:disagree:He will Pussy Out and not do it.

🤔He will encounter a medical or judicial problem before he meths.

:optimistic:He will finish the entire stream period he sets out to do.
 
He went on Matan's podcast
"I would never recommend kids do what I'm doing"
I'm rolling rn, does he think we have the memory of a goldfish or some shit?

Informal poll time - rate this post with...
I ASKED FOR ANOTHER STRAWPOLL, BUT GUNS OF THE GAYTRIOTS IS OUT HERE HAVING A LIFE AND PRIORITIES AND SHIT!

Also, is it okay to wish with your vote instead of voting for the most likely possibility?
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I ASKED FOR ANOTHER STRAWPOLL, GUNS OF THE GAYTRIOTS IS OUT HERE HAVING A LIFE AND PRIORITIES AND SHIT!
@Guns of the Gaytriots may make a better one with more possibilities if he wants too :heart-full:

Also, is it okay to wish with your vote instead of voting for the most likely possibility?
I can't stop you nor would I. :hah:

Edit: My vote is that he'll pussy out, and if he doesn't, he'll get stopped by an outside source.
 
At certain angles Clav looks like he's badly moulded his face. I will admit he's handsome and better looking than before, but he does look like he's genuinely smashed his face to look like this.

Key areas being his nose and cheeks. Looksmaxxers, correct the cheek comment.
 
At certain angles Clav looks like he's badly moulded his face. I will admit he's handsome and better looking than before, but he does look like he's genuinely smashed his face to look like this.
One of his favorite "looksmaxxes" is to repeatedly punch himself in the face to cause bruising and swelling, and then cover it with whatever makeup he can pick up at the bargain bin in JCPenney. It's very autistic, and of pretty dubious efficacy, especially when you consider the desired outcome is to "grow" your bones, which, is not at all how bone growth works.
 
"I would never recommend kids do what I'm doing"
I'm rolling rn, does he think we have the memory of a goldfish or some shit?
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I ASKED FOR ANOTHER STRAWPOLL, BUT GUNS OF THE GAYTRIOTS IS OUT HERE HAVING A LIFE AND PRIORITIES AND SHIT!

Also, is it okay to wish with your vote instead of voting for the most likely possibility?
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Bro got that Idubbz-level of brain damage.
 
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