💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Hellion]

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There isn't enough Trust Fund money in the world

 

[East_Clintwood]

Also remember Nick numerous times has stated his preference for the barely-legal petite pornstars. He named one favorite I can't remember

Kenzie Reeves a chick whose main defining features, infamously shitty tattoos aside, are being <5ft tall <90lbs and flat as a board.

 

[Strix454]

Some notes from a stream Nick and Kayla were on that Elissa put up today. It was the lego stream.


- In 2009 Kayla decided that everyone was going to move back to her middle of nowhere home town.
- In 2009, Nick was already thinking about going to law school which is why he took the LSAT. Because obviously they were going to move up there to nowhere-land regardless of if Nick had a job.
- Commuting to minneapolis was out of the question for Nick because it was too far to drive. But of course many years later Nick had no problem whatsoever with regular commutes to Minneapolis to buy drugs.
- Nick obviously couldn't handle working at home (big surprise) and Thrivent Financial got rid of him in 2010.
- Nick has been sitting full time at home since 2010 doing very little.
- His contracts teacher in law school was using the Socratic method to teach the class and it just blew Nick's mind. Making people come to class prepared to argue and having read in detail all the material for the class just blew Nick's mind. How old fashioned and dumb according to Nick. Making law school students argue in class was "humiliating" them according to Nick.
- He was also bragging up how his his great LSAT scores really impressed the low-tier law school he went to. I think he said he was in that top quartile in LSAT scores for the school. A rather dubious achievement even if true (and Nick being Nick it probably isn't).

Overall, Nick is really starting to settle into his new dabbleverse streamer career quite well. He talks about things that don't matter to a meaningless small audience which is what the dabbleverse has always been about. He also has the whole dabbleverse "member when" thing down. 'Member when Nick used to be a lawyer? Member when Melton was a stand-up comedian? Member when Aaron was on the radio? Member when Stuttering John was on the Howard Stern show? He also found someone to alog who does nothing interesting at all.

He is almost becoming DSP. A guy with no dignity who just keeps on streaming because he doesn't know what else to do with his life.

But I doubt it will last.....

 

[Sneed Force One]

He is almost becoming DSP. A guy with no dignity who just keeps on streaming because he doesn't know what else to do with his life.

Its an interesting aspect of Balldo Futurology.
Even with a trust-fund, how long can Nick fund such a large home, with so many children, on an abysmal revenue stream?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

From other contextual information, I am sure it is a high-sounding excuse for laziness.

Q: "Mommy, how do I add 2 numbers."
Kayla: "Go look it up."

 

[Dustland]

Even with a trust-fund, how long can Nick fund such a large home, with so many children, on an abysmal revenue stream?

I would assume he is getting everything paid for at this point by his mother, she has pretty deep pockets and will prob give him as much money as he needs to just stop embarrassing her and provide something to her grandchildren. Really this is how it has always been Nick got his whole life paid for by his mother and when he actually found success he instantly became a swinging drug addict. He is so insecure about this he lied about it and still tries to sweep it to this very day.

Good chance Nick is going to go mad in a couple years not being able to afford to pay people IRL to complement him. I still cant believe how much of a mark he is.

 

[Path Wanderer]

I’ve been watching the new Elissa Clips out of boredom.

Is he just solely devoted/acclimated to this “Devil in a Suit” persona? When did this actually start in full because - while certainly less boring- it still has the stench of an act

 

[AnOminous]

Attached to it is this clip of Nick complaining about said professor, saying he "expected everyone to read everything" and would "attempt, at least, to humiliate you...he would call on people randomly...he wouldn't mark you down or anything, he would just berate you"

What a weak pussy. That is actually a good professor. The best professor I had in law was much like this, actually the only one who used the old school Socratic method like Kingsfield in The Paper Chase. So many of these fucking profs were weak as shit and you could run all over them being a gunner.

Anyway I pulled my usual stunt and took a conventional position, assuming I was safe, and he had called me out on it and took a contrary position (on tort law) and absolutely ripped me to shreds. It was like one of those martial arts films where the guy running the dojo just completely flips the arrogant newcomer on his back and owns him.

I went out of my way to make sure any electives I took had this guy as the prof. That's what you actually want. You want to learn from someone who is smarter and more knowledgeable than you are.

Also, Nick fucking sucks. Imagine whining about someone trying to teach you. Very special needs. Very DEI.

It's second only to "DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEDZ AROUND" as a whine. What a whiny fucking titty baby pussy little faggot. He should kill himself.

Nick does very well in back office jobs

More like back orifice jobs. Fuckin homo.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I’ve been watching the new Elissa Clips out of boredom.

Is he just solely devoted/acclimated to this “Devil in a Suit” persona? When did this actually start in full because - while certainly less boring- it still has the stench of an act

It started on the HRO hearing day when he got it adjourned instead of winning. He was dressed up ready to peacock (as he sees it) and do a victory lap on stream. Things did not go the way he thought.

 

[Vibralldo]

It started on the HRO hearing day when he got it adjourned instead of winning. He was dressed up ready to peacock (as he sees it) and do a victory lap on stream. Things did not go the way he thought.

The same hearing that he kept mugging at the camera at as if he knew the closed hearing would be recorded and posted online... which it was...

What a funny coincidence

 

[Folgers Can]

- Nick thinks high schoolers are "the worst people in the world"'; people who are stuck in high school are "worthy of derision and mockery"; high school socialization overrated

JFC what a walking, talking cliché this guy is. Almost two decades later and he's still seething with PTSD flashbacks at some unparalleled epidemic of bullying at Lakeville HS, which actually explains a lot: most likely he joins his dabblemong cohort in seeing Aaron as an effigy of the CHAD jocks that inflicted so much well-deserved mockery on them so long ago, and he throws in some classic displacement by finding an even lower nerd (Kurt) to pass along his own suffering. I bet he just can't wait for the next reunion to show off his "cool" 70's coke dealer cosplay, show off his slatternly wife in the skimpiest outfit that can be picked out of a pile on the floor, and take some time in the parking lot revving that dented Rustang up to 6,000 RPM just to show them what's up. Never one to understand social cues, he wouldn't even notice that it doesn't inspire the slightest hint of jealousy in anyone, and this is just about how his classmates still see him:

 

[TexOffender]

I’ve been watching the new Elissa Clips out of boredom.

Is he just solely devoted/acclimated to this “Devil in a Suit” persona? When did this actually start in full because - while certainly less boring- it still has the stench of an act

He's been wanting to do this look since before the arrest. These are headshots from a couple years ago.

https://archive.ph/xTcYY

 

[Pentamidine]

Kenzie Reeves a chick whose main defining features, infamously shitty tattoos aside, are being <5ft tall <90lbs and flat as a board.

This is who the guy calling you a pedophile beats off to

Spoiler: SFW but she looks so young it makes me uncomfortable

 

[Captain Manning]

His contracts teacher in law school was using the Socratic method to teach the class and it just blew Nick's mind. Making people come to class prepared to argue and having read in detail all the material for the class just blew Nick's mind. How old fashioned and dumb according to Nick. Making law school students argue in class was "humiliating" them according to Nick.

How the fuck did this idiot ever expect to be a trial attorney if thinks arguing is dumb?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

This is who the guy calling you a pedophile beats off to

Spoiler: SFW but she looks so young it makes me uncomfortable

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Why is their "sexy" expression always indistinguishable from being pissed off.

 

[AnOminous]

Almost two decades later and he's still seething with PTSD flashbacks at some unparalleled epidemic of bullying at Lakeville HS

Confirmed for fucking NERD. Literally what kind of normal adult is still seething about high school shit?

Pretty much a NERD who looked like this.

Get a load of this NERD.

 

[Dustland]

He's been wanting to do this look since before the arrest. These are headshots from a couple years ago.

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https://archive.ph/xTcYY

BRUH, Look at this dude. HAHAHAHA look at the top of his head! Man he is so fucking lame and MALDING.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This is who the guy calling you a pedophile beats off to

Spoiler: SFW but she looks so young it makes me uncomfortable

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Ugh, just you know these guys jerk off to pictures from their HS yearbooks.

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BRUH, Look at this dude. HAHAHAHA look at the top of his head! Man he is so fucking lame and MALDING.

lol fuck me I forgot those gay "rockstar" photos. This is what a Minnesota druggie thinks is cool.

HE'S GAY
HE'S A CUCK
HE'S MALDING AT AN EXPONENTIAL PACE

Woooah buddy!!!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He was also bragging up how his his great LSAT scores really impressed the low-tier law school he went to. I think he said he was in that top quartile in LSAT scores for the school. A rather dubious achievement even if true (and Nick being Nick it probably isn't).

In 2010 (when an applicant who started in law school in 2011 would most likely have taken the LSAT), the top quartile for LSAT scores of William Mitchell admitted students was 157 or above. Another source says 155 or above. Given the school ranking, safe to assume the top end is not much higher.

Across all law schools in that period, that score is more like in the 60-70th percentile. Big Medium fish; small pond. You would not be admitted to a Tier 1 or even Tier 2 (or 3) with those scores, even if you went to Yale or Princeton; certainly not with mediocre grades from a bottom-tier regional school in-state.

Also note that percentiles for the paragraph above are based on total test takers, including those who don't go on to apply or who retake it or who don't get in anywhere. So it skews lower and being at x% for all test-takers is a lower % than being at x% for admitted or matriculating students. And admitted numbers also include people with compensating high GPA or high- intensity majors at strong universities, none of which apply to Nick.

And lol, observations on the need for the merger between Wm Mitchell and Hamline in Nick's final year. Basically: high cost and weak students who can't get jobs. So they tried giving away money, but the student population sucked:

Quote from Don Lewis, prior dean:

“When you start having a decline in enrollment, you have to do two things: One is offer a lot of discounted tuition and a lot of scholarships, which decreases the revenue that law schools get; you also have to market so people go to your school and not the competition. At the same time, there’s little you can do to your cost structure because you have tenured faculty. It’s hard to bring things into alignment.”

More from the article:

The schools fit better as soul mates than sparring partners, anyway. They’ve had years of competing with each other for most favored nation status after the University of Minnesota’s law school, which boasts the highest ranking in the all-important-but-highly-resented national rankings. For 2014, U.S. News & World Report has the U of M Law School tied for 20th nationally (6th best among public universities), with Hamline at 121, St. Thomas at 129, and William Mitchell at 135.

William Mitchell and Hamline have historically marketed themselves as offering a skills-based, practical education with strengths in specific niches — Hamline in mediation and health law programs, William Mitchell clinical education*. In a lot of ways, they offered the same deal to students. They were both scrappy St. Paul institutions pledging a real-world alternative to the ivory-tower stiffs over in Minneapolis.

It worked until it didn’t.

* ha ha ha, guess Nick skipped those classes ("clinical education" means real-world, practical application training).

 

[Red Frida]

Kayla talks Star Trek: she has looked up the best way to watch Star Trek chronologically, which apparently requires mixing different series

Mother of five children by the way. Plenty of time to waste on this frivolous activity around a stupid TV show franchise.

- Nick "does very well in back office jobs", has "written all the training manuals", good at finding efficient procedures

Maybe he should find an efficient procedure to get the locals gift done after three years overdue.