💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Dustland said:
BRUH, Look at this dude. HAHAHAHA look at the top of his head! Man he is so fucking lame and MALDING.
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He's MAD.
He's BALDING.
He's MALDING!
Red Frida said:
Maybe he should find an efficient procedure to get the locals gift done after three years overdue.
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He will never do that. His only remaining followers are so fucking retarded that they're totally okay that Nick just stole their money like the filthy cocksucking thief he is.
 
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TexOffender said:
He's been wanting to do this look since before the arrest. These are headshots from a couple years ago.

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BRUH, Look at this dude. HAHAHAHA look at the top of his head! Man he is so fucking lame and MALDING.
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Real Ken Rosenberg energy there in ol' Balldo. Same hairline too:
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Even the same posture! Except in the lore, Ken was actually allowed to practice law. (Well, at least until San Andreas.)
 
Pentamidine said:
This is who the guy calling you a pedophile beats off to
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The other pornstar I remember him mentioning liking is pretty much built the same. Not going to include a picture but her name is Piper Perri. It's concerning that a man with young daughters consistently seems to prefer small women with childlike builds (and braces in at least one case, just to add to it I guess). I'm not one to shame someone for dating/marrying a small woman but I feel it's a pretty different matter when you're talking about someone's preferred porn stars and they are specifically seeking out women with a specific "look".
 
Triggerni66er said:

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Damn, KAYLA GOT FAT!

But seriously, she no longer looks like a meth ghoul so that is progress I suppose. Looks like her actual age. Tattoos are hideous of course. Nick also no longer looks like a skeleton either. Very funny he wears those retarded colored 'sunglasses' out at night like he thinks he is cool. Just looks like a retard. Also he looks oddly apprehensive in that photo, like he is regretting allowing this photo to be taken.
 
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Oh my god she's blown up like a fucking balloon, no wonder she didn't want to appear on camera.

Nick looking faggy as always. He still has no idea how to put a shirt and jacket together, nevermind the retarded sunglasses.

But what's the play here? Riley's life is falling apart because Mint Salad absconded, so he's going to Daddy Dax Jr. to get a new e-whore? After all, Nick found an e-girl for Ralph and Mersh, surely he can get one for Riley.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Real Ken Rosenberg energy there in ol' Balldo.
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Strix454 said:
I always think of Nick as attorney David Kleinfeld from the film Carlito's Way.

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Rockstar partially based Ken Rosenberg off the David Kleinfeld character.

Kleinfeld had a MUCH darker fate though.


Adios, counselor.

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Two things:

1. I hope if Riley does something stupid and illegal, Nick gets implicated in it.
2. Damn, Kayla really is packing on the lbs.
 
Kayla is a busted slampig, she's let herself go. Since Rekieta and Riley are such good friends he probably let him hit it like he let Aaron and Drexel. Maybe he got him his own balldo :lol:
 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Damn, KAYLA GOT FAT!
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Pentamidine said:
Oh my god she's blown up like a fucking balloon
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Captain Manning said:
Damn, Kayla really is packing on the lbs.
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Either she’s using Nick’s medical weed card, Nick’s taking her Adderall, or both. Really too bad they spent all that money on a mommy makeover just for her to undo it.

Honestly though, she looks like a regular mom. Which is way better than how she looked right before the arrest, when she was channeling the Lich Queen:

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SHE'S FAT
SHE'S NOT GETTING ANY CARDIO
SHE'S OVERCONSUMING CALORICALLY DENSE FOODS & BEVERAGES
 
Pentamidine said:
Oh my god she's blown up like a fucking balloon, no wonder she didn't want to appear on camera.
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Maybe it's Nick that didn't want her to appear on camera?

It's certainly worth considering after Nick has bitched so much about fat chicks.

I'm not really into fat shaming myself, but the idea the way she looks now might make Nick even more miserable is amusing.

Suffah Nick.
 
Bepis said:
SHE'S ROTUND!
SHE'S EATING HER FEELINGS!
SHE'S A HIGH-CALORIE HUMAN!
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It's especially enjoyable for this creepy dweeb who lusts after teens to have a lump of a wife who looks like a rat shaped 30 miles of bad road with the worst tattoos imaginable. Reality vs fantasy rarely crash down this hard. But then he describes himself as "mildly pretty" when he's actually spineless chinless goon so they're a good match I guess.
 
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Rodeo Roadrunner said:
But seriously, she no longer looks like a meth ghoul so that is progress I suppose. Looks like her actual age.
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This is how these two should have always looked. Minus the glasses, Nick looks like a generic mid level employee and Kayla looks like a stock standard suburban mom. It's what they were built to be. Contrast these with those ghoulish mug shots, and then listen to Nick explain that it was the Government, not the drugs, that ruined his life.

I know he gets a light touch from the PO, and that he's on all manner of prescriptions, but look at the difference between him with at least some external restraints versus the pure hedonist balldos-to-the-wall Nick. It will be a long 5 years of probation but I doubt he will be around much longer than 6 years.
 
Vibralldo said:
It's a crazy coincidence for Riley to meet up with Nick right before he goes to stalk Aaron
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And via quite the circuitous route, wouldn't you say? That photo of the fat tub of guts is of course at the Spicer Zorbaz location minutes away from her next bull session with Riley, which places his now second full day up in Toe Country way the hell out of the way:

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Surely it wasn't his or Nick's hope that anyone "fears the ears" as SchizoSeanTV always liked to say, though those spots could just be more of a Juju reference:

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Does this nigger even have a job-type-job with urgent business in all these far-flung locales?
 
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Folgers Can said:
And via quite the circuitous route, wouldn't you say? That photo of the fat tub of guts is of course the Spicer Zorbaz location minutes away from her next bull session with Riley, which places his now second full day up in Toe Country way the hell out of the way:

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Surely it wasn't his or Nick's hope that anyone "fears the ears" as SchizoSeanTV always liked to say, though those spots could just be more of a Juju reference:

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Does this nigger even have a job-type-job with urgent business in all these far-flung locales?
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In general probation terms should Rekieta be associating with a convicted felon like this fat slob?
 
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