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TrippinKahlua said:
Does Chris have anymore of those shirts you gets at Spencers?

Like the ones that said "Mount and Do Me" and "Enjoy Vagina?"
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Does he still wear those, or is it all tomgirl and clown shirts these days? Those t-shirts seemed really out of place in his wardrobe, but they were about the closest thing he's ever been to appearing "normal." Yes, they may be tasteless, even offensive, but you really wouldn't give them much more than a casual glance.

As is, I find it remarkable he would even shop at Spencer's. His social awkwardness aside, he seems genuinely intimidated and stressed by anything "different." While Spencer's is pretty tame by most standards, I can't see him working up the courage to go into a store that sells piercings or sex paraphernalia (even if most of it would just be cards with pictures of half-naked men or penis-shaped pasta rather than dildos).

Also, I believe Marvin said Chris doesn't like to buy new clothing, preferring instead to spend as much of his :tugboat: as possible on vidya and legos... never mind the fact that t-shirts are rather cheap, would likely fit Chris' pudgy frame better, and offer a much, much wider selection than the stuff he'd find in thrift stores. It interests me we don't see more Chris shirts...

Hell, if he was willing to spend a little extra cash he could undoubtedly find shirts with Sonic or Pokemon or whatever cartoon character he's currently into.
 
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I have a question, chris has been asking for a few of the more popular star wars Legos but I've never really heard him mention anything about star wars. Is he a fan? Original trilogy or prequels? Expanded universe? Maybe just the Lego games?
 
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TrueandLoyalfan said:
I have a question, chris has been asking for a few of the more popular star wars Legos but I've never really heard him mention anything about star wars. Is he a fan? Original trilogy or prequels? Expanded universe? Maybe just the Lego games?
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I honestly don't know. Again, Star Wars seems like it might have been a little intense for little Chris to get into, and he's never mentioned liking it before. Or perhaps more tellingly, he's never referenced anything Star Wars related in his Sonichu comics, at least not that I remember (and I could be wrong there). On the other hand, he probably is aware of it because Family Guy references it fairly often. Maybe that's why he likes it, or at least is interested in the Legos.
 
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Mogambo said:
I honestly don't know. Again, Star Wars seems like it might have been a little intense for little Chris to get into, and he's never mentioned liking it before. Or perhaps more tellingly, he's never referenced anything Star Wars related in his Sonichu comics, at least not that I remember (and I could be wrong there). On the other hand, he probably is aware of it because Family Guy references it fairly often. Maybe that's why he likes it, or at least is interested in the Legos.
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It just caught my eye bc some one posted that he was asling for Jabba sail barge. And while that is a popular Lego set it just seems out of the ordinary.
 
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TrueandLoyalfan said:
I have a question, chris has been asking for a few of the more popular star wars Legos but I've never really heard him mention anything about star wars. Is he a fan? Original trilogy or prequels? Expanded universe? Maybe just the Lego games?
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The Lego Mario Kart stop-motion animations which Chris made back in '98 feature cameos from Luke Skywalker, Darth Maul, R2D2 and an X-wing. This suggests Chris had at least one Lego set each from the original trilogy and the prequels.

On a side note, I'd argue that those Lego animations actually showed some promise. If Chris had stuck at making brickfilms...who knows...
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Do we know why Chris made that video? Was it just some random day for him and he decided "I'm going to tape record myself pretending I'm the looney tunes Singing Frog"?
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I think there is some mystery girl we still havent heard of...

Remember those "Im my own bitch" and "haters to the left" pics on facebook where he looked like a shaved orangutan? In the comments he said that he took them for "some woman" in his life, at a time when I think Jackie was already out of the picture.


TrippinKahlua said:
He already tried competitive TCG. That ended with him being racist to small children.

But if you mean for the video games, he'd be so poor and lazy at it. Those guys actually do all the level grinding to get their 'Mons to level 100. Chris is just too lazy to do that…. Then again, he did type out the entirety of "Story of My Current Days" on Animal Crossing, which meant that monotonous voice had to speak out every. single. letter. to him.
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As in your example, on the rare occasion when he puts real effort into something...its always in the most retarded and unproductive way as scientifically possible . Look at this about the Parappa contest:
Chris said:
I worked so d*** hard; I sent like over 500 messages between MySpace, Playstation Network and AOL. And I even made up over 120 dummy e-mail accounts to match with their dummy Playstation accounts, so I could stuff the f***in' ballot...
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TRUE AND HONEST MY ASS aside, that surely took him a retarded amount of time.........but still he couldnt find time to learn the fucking lyrics or for that matter make something more than half assing a video and then puking random video filters all over it without any rhyme or reason.


Randall Fragg said:
Yeah, most European royal families ended up going Deliverance. That's probably related to why most of them collapsed, like the Hapsburgs. After a few generations they end up with someone like Chris on the throne and it all goes to shit. I mean, look at Charles II of Spain. His mother was his father's niece and he himself was severely mentally disabled.
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And still, monarchy was reinstated in Spain in the 70's...Im not sure, but I think the present day king and queen of Spain share a great-grandmother or something like that...
 
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Mogambo said:
As is, I find it remarkable he would even shop at Spencer's. His social awkwardness aside, he seems genuinely intimidated and stressed by anything "different." While Spencer's is pretty tame by most standards, I can't see him working up the courage to go into a store that sells piercings or sex paraphernalia (even if most of it would just be cards with pictures of half-naked men or penis-shaped pasta rather than dildos).
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Considering the type of person who would shop at Spencer's, I think he'd fit right in.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
TRUE AND HONEST MY ASS aside, that surely took him a retarded amount of time.........but still he couldnt find time to learn the fucking lyrics or for that matter make something more than half assing a video and then puking random video filters all over it without any rhyme or reason.
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He thought that was a masterful job. Why would he put any more effort into the video when he can't see how it could be better. This is a man who told Jackie "I do have a deep bass voice". This is a man who was proud of Sonichu. He is not able to judge the quality of his work.
 
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Mogambo said:
Does he still wear those, or is it all tomgirl and clown shirts these days? Those t-shirts seemed really out of place in his wardrobe, but they were about the closest thing he's ever been to appearing "normal." Yes, they may be tasteless, even offensive, but you really wouldn't give them much more than a casual glance.

As is, I find it remarkable he would even shop at Spencer's. His social awkwardness aside, he seems genuinely intimidated and stressed by anything "different." While Spencer's is pretty tame by most standards, I can't see him working up the courage to go into a store that sells piercings or sex paraphernalia (even if most of it would just be cards with pictures of half-naked men or penis-shaped pasta rather than dildos).

Also, I believe Marvin said Chris doesn't like to buy new clothing, preferring instead to spend as much of his :tugboat: as possible on vidya and legos... never mind the fact that t-shirts are rather cheap, would likely fit Chris' pudgy frame better, and offer a much, much wider selection than the stuff he'd find in thrift stores. It interests me we don't see more Chris shirts...

Hell, if he was willing to spend a little extra cash he could undoubtedly find shirts with Sonic or Pokemon or whatever cartoon character he's currently into.
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Chris wouldn't say no if someone bought him some of that stuff. But I don't think he'd spend the cash on it, when he can get ten pairs of his mom jeans from goodwill for the same price and have some extra cash left over for a few :qsand:s.

TrueandLoyalfan said:
I have a question, chris has been asking for a few of the more popular star wars Legos but I've never really heard him mention anything about star wars. Is he a fan? Original trilogy or prequels? Expanded universe? Maybe just the Lego games?
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See, I was asking the same thing. The lego games is a definite possibilities. Didn't they have a star wars cartoon at some point? Because if so, then that would do it. Really, it would take very little to get Chris to add more stuff to the list, because I mean, he's not paying for it, right? He'll be a bit more selective when it's his dough (or borrowed dough, anyway) that he's spending. But if the internet's paying the bill, shit, who cares? (Fatty sure doesn't.)

Chrus Chundlur said:
I think there is some mystery girl we still havent heard of...

Remember those "Im my own bitch" and "haters to the left" pics on facebook where he looked like a shaved orangutan? In the comments he said that he took them for "some woman" in his life, at a time when I think Jackie was already out of the picture.
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Interesting theory... :tomgirl:

Also, haha, I love "shaved orangutan."
 
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Marvin said:
See, I was asking the same thing. The lego games is a definite possibilities. Didn't they have a star wars cartoon at some point? Because if so, then that would do it. Really, it would take very little to get Chris to add more stuff to the list, because I mean, he's not paying for it, right? He'll be a bit more selective when it's his dough (or borrowed dough, anyway) that he's spending. But if the internet's paying the bill, shit, who cares? (Fatty sure doesn't.)
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I thought Chris' weird consumer tribalism would have made that unlikely. In a Kacey call he mentions not liking Harry Potter because it was a rival to Sonic. And Harry Potter didn't even have the level of merchandising as fucking Star Wars.

But maybe the fact that they're Legos cancels out his treason against Sega.
 
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Artard said:
I thought Chris' weird consumer tribalism would have made that unlikely. In a Kacey call he mentions not liking Harry Potter because it was a rival to Sonic. And Harry Potter didn't even have the level of merchandising as fucking Star Wars.

But maybe the fact that they're Legos cancels out his treason against Sega.
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Yeah, but Star Wars might be neutral in his book.
 
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IwegalBadnik said:
Didn't Harry Potter have some sort of a TCG series as well? And maybe that factors into this?
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I think it was probably just that Harry Potter started getting popular with the kids in general. Everywhere Chris turned, everyone was talking about Harry Potter, not his beloved Sonic. Star Wars is an older series, so it didn't just pop up at him.

Of course, this situation must have happened multiple times, and Chris didn't get into a frothing rage those times. But, as we know, Chris isn't always consistent.
 
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