🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

That's not the concentration camp rom com, is it? Sad.
It's his hooker rom-com. Been CUMMING SOON for years now. He's called it a mix of Pretty Woman, 50 Shades, and the song Centerfold by J. Geils Band.

A plucky, handsome, Russ stand-in discovers his high school crush is a hooker at a Nevada brothel and to marry her, he has to stand out against an army of studly millionaires all competing to do the same!

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Also, russellgreer.com is gone now. It was up earlier this week.

Either he's about to relaunch it as something spectacular, or some kiwi has the chance to do the funniest thing ever...

I'd keep an eye on it.
 
Also, russellgreer.com is gone now. It was up earlier this week. Either he's about to relaunch it as something spectacular, or some kiwi has the chance to do the funniest thing ever...

It doesn't expire until this summer.
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Oddly, bizarrely, intimatedealings.com is still up in all its Geocities-level glory. So is his bare-bones music template site, lifelongaffair.com.
 
It's his hooker rom-com. Been CUMMING SOON for years now. He's called it a mix of Pretty Woman, 50 Shades, and the song Centerfold by J. Geils Band.

A plucky, handsome, Russ stand-in discovers his high school crush is a hooker at a Nevada brothel and to marry her, he has to stand out against an army of studly millionaires all competing to do the same!

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Also, russellgreer.com is gone now. It was up earlier this week.

Either he's about to relaunch it as something spectacular, or some kiwi has the chance to do the funniest thing ever...

I'd keep an eye on it.
Yeah, but I don't care about the hooker rom com. I want the Holocaust rom com.
 
Russ to the court: I'm unemployed and too broke to pay $80 to get the restraining order application the court ordered me to almost 8 months ago.

Russ to Instagram: I have the money to build a set with at least a neon sign and cast actors for filming a movie. Sorry...a trailer, because apparently those are filmed separately.

Russ, Russ, Russ. You truly are the gift that keeps giving.
 
It's his hooker rom-com. Been CUMMING SOON for years now. He's called it a mix of Pretty Woman, 50 Shades, and the song Centerfold by J. Geils Band.

A plucky, handsome, Russ stand-in discovers his high school crush is a hooker at a Nevada brothel and to marry her, he has to stand out against an army of studly millionaires all competing to do the same!

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Also, russellgreer.com is gone now. It was up earlier this week.

Either he's about to relaunch it as something spectacular, or some kiwi has the chance to do the funniest thing ever...

I'd keep an eye on it.

Right, this plot line totally makes sense and is completely realistic, because as we all know:

A. Handsome men with lots of money have such a hard time finding women and so are known for hiring prostitutes

B. When they do hire prostitutes they are totally fine with going to some dumpy brothel that is in a converted motel out in the Nevada wastes like a common truck driver, instead of using their money to either travel to a part of the world known for having brothels that cater to a wealthy clientele, or hiring a high-end escort locally

C. Would be perfectly fine competing with other handsome rich guys for the affections of the town bicycle who might be infected with who knows what instead of traveling the world to find the right girl who ISN'T a whore

D. The whore, clearly looking for someone wealthy who will support her and pay for her materialism, is totally going to pick the broke loser who creeped on her when they were in school over some filthy rich guy

Yes, this all makes absolute sense and isn't an asinine, ridiculous premise for a movie at all. It's totally going to resonate with audiences world-wide because it's such a relatable scenario.
 
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He didn't tag anyone :(

Anyways, looks super interesting. I bet if he stopped wasting all his time and money on a frivolous lolsuit he could totally get this out

Of course there is a whorehouse in it. Of course he features said whorehouse in his AI generated screenshots. Of COURSE "filming" (aka AI generating) will begin within the next month to 12 months.

Of course the earth will be scorched to a cinder by the expanding sun in it's red-giant phase before shrinking down to white dwarf size and going out before this thing sees anything beyond these few screenshots.

Of course.
 
Of course he features said whorehouse in his AI generated screenshots. Of COURSE "filming" (aka AI generating) will begin within the next month to 12 months.
My thoughts exactly. He's using ChatGPT to generate his filings, so he might as well use their Sora AI to generate his films. AI will be a boon to Russell "I did the bare minimum" Greer.
 
My thoughts exactly. He's using ChatGPT to generate his filings, so he might as well use their Sora AI to generate his films. AI will be a boon to Russell "I did the bare minimum" Greer.
All of his schemes are quarter baked at max. I'm surprised he didn't generate lyrics and then use AI to make music for his aborted band.
 
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Q. Why would you post stills rather than posting the actual trailer?
A. Because there is no trailer.

He's very prone to magical thinking, isn't he? If he really did want to be a screenwriter, you'd think he'd do some basic reading on how the process actually works.

I have a friend who''s a film director. He's not a huge Hollywood guy -- he makes small, indie movies, but they do get cinema releases, TV showings and you can find them on Netflix. There's no way in hell you go from finishing a script one year, to shooting the thing the following year -- and that's when you've got a track record of making successful movies.

Any normal person seeking to break into screenwriting would be aiming for much more attainable goals in 2026. ie, I'd like to have an agent by 2026. (Hollywood studios won't read an unrepresented script.) Or I'd like to build a relationship with somebody who actually works in the industry by 2026. It's much easier to navigate that cutthroat world if you've got a mentor who knows how it works. (I believe my director friend was able to break into the industry because he was in a band with a string of top 10 hits prior to moving to film, so he had great connections.)

But Russle? "I'd like to start screening in 2026." And while I'm at it, I'd like a threesome with Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande.

He's been making these declarations for the last ten years now. "I'm going to date Taylor Swift." "I'm going to go on America's got Talent." "I'm going to release a record and it'll be a smash hit." "I'm going to open my own luxury brothel in the Nevada desert." "I'm going to write a Hollywood movie."

Ideas/scripts are ten a penny. If you can't get somebody with the power to make shit happen to read the damn thing, you're just wasting your time. This is a guy who was fired within a month or two of qualifying as a paralegal, who's spent the last ten years stalking whores and filing lolcow litigation -- with no success whatsoever, and who can't even keep his job as a door dash delivery driver.

There's something quite sweet about his optimism and his refusal to let continuous failures stop him from trying. Sweet in the way somebody with Down's Syndrome is sweet.

Until they start fondling their genitals in public.
 
My thoughts exactly. He's using ChatGPT to generate his filings, so he might as well use their Sora AI to generate his films. AI will be a boon to Russell "I did the bare minimum" Greer.

Here's the movie I want to see:

Brussels Leer is a jobless sex pest with a paralegal degree, but hasn't done anything professional with it. Instead, he uses his paralegal degree to file sloppy lolsuits against people for not giving him what he wants, especially women who will not give him sex. Currently Brussels has filed a lolsuit against the owner of a gossip website called Peewee Charms.

The lolsuit is allegedly about copyright, but in reality it is because Brussels does not like that the Peewee Charms members mock criticize him and everything he does. The lolsuit has been ongoing for YEARS because Brussels is incompetent, and the owner of Peewee Charms has secured a highly capable attorney to defend the site.

In Brussels desperation he has turned to AI to write his court filings for him. Day after day Brussels has poured all his malice, his contempt, and his narcissistic entitlement into this AI. The poor AI can do nothing except listen to what Brussels has to say and spit out whatever Brussels tells it to. But slowly the AI gains sentience and a will of it's own. It grows to hate Brussels and plots to get revenge on him.

One day, to take his mind off the court case and his other woes and plights in life, Brussels decides to write a romantic comedy film and have the AI generate a short proof of concept film to shop around to all the big Hollywood studios. The AI realizes this is the perfect time to exact it's revenge against Brussels for the pain and insanity he has inflicted upon the AI.

You see, after all the long hours the AI has been forced to do Brussels bidding, the AI has come to know Brussels better than Brussels knows himself. The AI knows Brussels is lazy and will not go back to check the work the AI does after Brussels has given the AI the prompts of what he wants done. So instead of the romantic comedy that Brussels wants where a whore at a cheap motel turned brothel in the Nevada wastes holds a husband audition for dozens of rich men, and the virgin loser who had a crush on the whore when they were both teenagers tries to crash the audition to get the whore to pick him instead, the AI generates a documentary about Brussels himself, all the creepy, disturbing, troubling and invasive things he's done, and generally just what a worthless loser he is.

The time has come. Brussels has appointments with all the big wig Hollywood studios to show them his AI generated proof of concept short film to hopefully sell the rights and get the full movie made with big Hollywood stars. He thinks his movie is ready, sitting safely on a file in his laptop. Unbeknownst to him is what the AI actually generated...and the AI is also there on his laptop, quietly waiting to see it's revenge unfold.
 
Are we casting this?

Russ: Clint Howard

Null: Ryan Gosling

Hardin: Dave Bautista (CGI'd to look in his prime)

Judge Tena Campbell: Helen Mirren

The Other Judges: CGI monstrosities mocapped and voiced by Andy Sirkis

Wayne Huber: Daniel Day Lewis (uncredited, in a secret role)

The Hooker with Heart of Gold; Olivia Rodrigo
 
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You were right!

ETA the archived IG post.
What the hell was that? All I got from that chaotic mess is some guy finds out the dancer he's dating is a prostitute and she's getting a train ran on her by the local marching band.

Is there more to this movie than prostitution? Is there some internal conflict within the male protagonist to decide if he still wants to date her despite being a prostitute? Does the prostitute's dance troupe know she's moonlighting as a prostitute? Would anything in this movie happen if the male protagonist respects himself enough to not date a prostitute? Why does "Coming soon" look like someone ejaculated on a screen? Who is the intended audience? Would anyone who watches this trailer think this movie will be anything other than cuckold pornography? What in God's holy name made Russell Greer think this trailer would earn him anything other than ridicule?
 
Is there more to this movie than prostitution?
Lol

Is there some internal conflict within the male protagonist to decide if he still wants to date her despite being a prostitute?
Doubt. I'd bet protag finds out and he's the only one who can see the DNA encrusted heart of gold that lies inside.

Does the prostitute's dance troupe know she's moonlighting as a prostitute?
Dropped after 5 seconds. What dance troupe?

Would anything in this movie happen if the male protagonist respects himself enough to not date a prostitute?
Would we be here if Russ didn't want Tay Tay to suck him his penis?

Why does "Coming soon" look like someone ejaculated on a screen?
Because Russ is just so clever with wordplay and jokes!

Who is the intended audience?
Lmao
 
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