💊 Manosphere Braden Peters / Clavicular / ylrven - Moderator on looksmax.org, roid rat, takes out loans for cosmetic surgery, can't talk to women without doping, DIY surgeon

[Muskie]

I was genuinely struggling with cringe seeing his game in action. At least an autist would attempt to generate some kind of engagement and interaction through talking about shared interests ("Hey, do you like Sonic the Hedgehog?"). Even if the lack of social awareness would make the autist struggle, at least they could put in SOME kind of effort. This dumb fuck Clavicular is genuinely low IQ in the way he speaks. How is his engagement any different than a jeet asking for "bobs and vagene?".

The mask of superiority while struggling to string out more than the following pre-generated dialog options is crazy:

• "Let's have some fun"
• "W chat"
• "L chat"
• "Woah that's crazy"
• "Duuuuude moggg"

His lack of success is because he's an autist who's autistic obsession is trying not to appear autistic. This goes about as well as you could expect.

 

[TheFagTickler]

View attachment 8275081I mean, if my bf botched my face with fillers before I hit 18 I'd go scorched earth on his ass (granted I wouldn't be so stupid but here we are). Considering filler is used to fix uneven noses, I think she had a few basement sessions that made everything worse.

Jesus, her nose is fucked, way worse than mine and I fractured mine a few times as a youth, I wonder what caused that? Couldn't be filler (could it?), only thing I can think is perhaps retractive orthodontics, or maybe he just beat the shit out of her? Actually, her whole lower face is rotated to her right, so she probably had braces.

Speaking of, whose onlyfans was the picture leaked on? You could probably find it on an onlyfans archiver. It must be bad if he's claiming it was shopped smaller.

No idea, he said "Carla" leaked it, so I'd figure out which Carla he was dating, but the real thing can't be as funny as my mental image right now.
But yeah I'm sure it's awful lmao. Can't believe we have another deepfake situation on hand.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I was genuinely struggling with cringe seeing his game in action. At least an autist would attempt to generate some kind of engagement and interaction through talking about shared interests ("Hey, do you like Sonic the Hedgehog?"). Even if the lack of social awareness would make the autist struggle, at least they could put in SOME kind of effort. This dumb fuck Clavicular is genuinely low IQ in the way he speaks. How is his engagement any different than a jeet asking for "bobs and vagene?".

The fact that his impersonator had more engaging conversations with us here than his IRL self does to women is dire. I am not sure if he was always this stupid and vacuous or he was always this stupid and vacuous and the drugs made it worse, but holy shit. No wonder his parents kicked him out. Do you think that one of the parents was lower IQ too or is he just... special on his own?

Thank god the college kicked him out 3 weeks in. Not only for the women and the sanitation, but because he'd be tanking the entire GPA of the school by -2 whole points alone.

 

[AMHOLIO]

After a night of Ls, Clavicular seems to have been desperate for a W so he asked his live-in junkie cum dumpster to suck him off while he streams:

Wait, is this the gf who's 17?

 

[GizmoG]

Wait, is this the gf who's 17?

Oh god, I hope not. I'm new to Clavicular lore, so I'm not sure about her background. I've seen her in the background on a couple of his gambling streams. If she is underage, that is vile on the part of Clavicular, and she is actually a victim.

 

[TheFagTickler]

Wait, is this the gf who's 17?

Nope, it looks to be a different girl thankfully. Although knowing his track record, it's probably another kid.

 

[Vonel]

It would appear that Clav has had his girlfriend stolen yet again. Those looks sure don't seem to help with retaining a partner.
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Clav cheating on his girlfriend:
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Why can't zoomers enunciate? Just an observation.
Why must the people in my generation speak like they have a half chewed piece of bread squished into the corners of their mouth when they talk. I can barely understand the mumbled words in any of these clips.

 

[EncouragedTourniquet165]

Bro has extended the grift to the girlies. https://www.skool.com/clavfemale/about

353 members paying $25/month at the current moment.

@TheFagTickler a large part of Pigular's viewers is made of women. I assume you and your wife got pissed after the video he made on Reviv and want to destroy him at all costs, but depicting him as someone who's repulsive to ALL age groups is naive. He has motion, at least when it comes to minors and college girls, hence the fact he has a 60/40 male-female audience.

Also, the 17yo "girlfriend" would be more of a fuck-buddy than anything, the gf allegations were made by stream clip accounts so as to boost views.

Her original online handle is leksy. She and Clav met and fucked through Tinder, he got her on stream in order to ramble about male models.

She had a deleted expose video on him where she claimed, amongst many other things, he paid her $1000 upfront to push certain peptides to her followers. As soon as she realized the looksmaxxing niche wasn't worth it though, she wiped out everything, switched the persona to Alorah Ziva and now larps as a day trader.

(99% of day traders LOSE money, there's no way on Earth a 17yo bimbo is profiting, let alone outperforming stuff like idk the S&P500).

I WANT MORE CLAV SHIT TO LAUGH AT!

Braden wearing height boosting shoes at a pool party. Notice how everyone but the retard is barefoot or wearing sandals.



Braden shits his pants at the gym after consuming Gorilla Mind's pre-workout powder.

Internet Archive URL: https://web.archive.org/web/2024031...derek-from-mpmd-made-me-poop-my-pants.943634/

 

[dick brain]

Why can't zoomers enunciate? Just an observation.
Why must the people in my generation speak like they have a half chewed piece of bread squished into the corners of their mouth when they talk. I can barely understand the mumbled words in any of these clips.

Emulating blacks.

 

[TheFagTickler]

I assume you and your wife got pissed after the video he made on Reviv and want to destroy him at all costs.

Yes and no, it's kind of a NotClavicular/Xangsane situation, where the main reason the Content cops happened was because we found the kiwifarms on him, before that I had recommended her to make a response, but I was planning on staying hands off until I saw his leaked course and recognized the danger there. I've got my own business to work on, so that wasn't really a factor for me.

but depicting him as someone who's repulsive to ALL age groups is naive

Meh, I'm sure he has a large following of adults, but as has already been discussed, a good majority of his followers are just kids, and as such aren't really able to determine who is and isn't someone acting in bad faith. The smart people and the mature people notice and avoid him, but kids are by nature retarded, and that's always been my biggest concern. As for adults, if an adult is willing to shoot up DNP and smoke meth to "elevate" their looks, they would've probably won a darwin award anyways, so there's not much to do to help them.

 

[Candidae]

Couldn't be filler (could it?)

I figured he'd added filler to her nose to try and even it out, it's a non surgical option for people and a lot of girls' first choice before a surgical rhinoplasty. She let him inject her face, figured that would be an option on the table. If you have a bump on the nose, instead of removing the bump it's easier to add more around it.
Above is the before, below is after adding filler.
It's not like he knew what he was doing when he gave her huge syringe-fulls of the stuff and this looks particularly bad which is why I think it was a deliberate "fix". I'm not sure a girl like her with a nose that fucked would leave it alone. At least if this is the same girl as before who seemingly had a straight nose before. That or she went a few rounds against Clav's baby fists.

Wait, is this the gf who's 17?

Isn't it her? I'm 95% sure it's her. If not it's another girl around 17-19 at most, she looks of similar age to below. If not they're following the same instagram "baddie" makeup routine and my grandma eyes can't tell them apart.

grift to the girlies

>social dominance
lol, lmao even. Also ironic the guy taking roids to look like a guy who hits the gym once a week is supposedly against shortcuts.
Also somebody should tell this guy nootropics won't do shit if you're retarded, he should probably learn to read a real book or two before trying to hype his brain up. Otherwise he's just mastering the ability to say "um" faster. Though in reality this guy probably considers meth to be among his nootropics.
Hope this guide gets leaked too, ideally by a free trial user so he gets nothing. If it's anything like his guide for dudes it's going to be terrible (and hilarious) and those girls are better off watching any of the hundreds of skincare youtubers out there for better and more comprehensive information. Plenty of hot fags to choose from too if they don't want to hear it from a woman. Even pinterest and instagram would be better.

Braden shits his pants at the gym after consuming Gorilla Mind's pre-workout powder

Amazing the guy giving others advice with their body chemistry doesn't seem to know artificial sugars send people straight to the toilet. Trust the guy who blindly trusts gymbros to take pre-workout (sugar and caffeine), ignores the important part of the advice to start small, doesn't read the ingredients, and chugs chemicals because at 19 he apparently needs help being stimulated on top of roids to go to the gym and actually push himself. Lazy mfer

 

[TheFagTickler]

Isn't it her? I'm 95% sure it's her. If not it's another girl around 17-19 at most, she looks of similar age to below. If not they're following the same instagram "baddie" makeup routine and my grandma eyes can't tell them apart.

If you mean the one that was giving him the business on stream, then no, it's definitely a different girl.

 

[Turquoise]

"I can see your boobies and it's turning me on. Give me your number."

"Sure."

Two decades of PUA theory blown away in two sentences. This shit used to be limited to autists using photos of Chad on Tinder. Now we have an autist actually piloting Chad's body.

 

[Billy Herrington "Aniki"]

Two decades of PUA theory blown away in two sentences. This shit used to be limited to autists using photos of Chad on Tinder. Now we have an autist actually piloting Chad's body.

I saw another guy during the stream point at some girl boobies, literally point with is finger and say "boobies". Thats it. Literally just point at them and say "boobies",

 

[AMHOLIO]

Bro has extended the grift to the girlies. https://www.skool.com/clavfemale/about

His example video images:

Spoiler: embarrassing

> Jaw Guide
Does he have scientific data to back up the best jaw shape? Not to mention sharp and soft jaws cycle in and out of fashion over the years.

> Eye Area Guide
This is generic enough I'll give it a pass.

> Coloring Gudie
Yes, snort melanin powder like he does.

> Breast Maxxing for Women
....did you really need to add "for women" to that?
I also would not trust a 19 year old on breast health or proper breast enhancing period. But if you're genuinely considering sunscribing with money to Clav then you're likely beyond help.

> Leanmaxxing
Facial bones? This is another thing that cycles in and out. Besides, he takes meth for this as a guy. Does he recommend chicks to do a softer drug or dose?

> Skincare Guide
Men and women have different some subtle differences in skin, so hopefully he takes this into account. But more importantly, there are THOUSANDS of women skin care videos. This faggot is the last person you want, especially considering his complexion looks so bad.

> Anti-Aging
I dread to see what kind of meds he suggests for this, for men and women.

> Dietmaxxing & Gymmaxxing
Shit your pants during you workout, just like him! Diet also has variations with women and men, as well as differences in genetics. A dietician is someone you should actually pay if you want help. The gymmaxing is likely echoing some other youtuber or generic advice IMO.


> Mouth Widening
...what if your mouth is too big? Widen your nose?

>HRT for women
...what.
What the fuck.
What are chicks, troons? Hormones are stupidly import to everyone, but for women, they regulate a more complex set of reproductive organs (that's not an insult to men, less complex systems fuck up less, much easier). Imagine fucking with those not just as a human, but as someone who might want to carry children to term one day. :stressed:

> Cosmetic Procedures for Women
Again, the fact you can't look up any actual aesthetician's or surgeon's videos on YouTube is ridiculous.

> Nootropics
Covered by another Kiwi, but I have this horrible feeling it might include "steal your grandparent's dementia meds" and other wonderful shortcuts.

> Makeup Max
Holy shit, faces vary so much, just fucking HIRE an actual make up artists or aesthetician. I KNOW you're too scared to go outside because you're a femcel, but holy fuck, save some money and get custom, in person advice in addition to getting closer to Clavitard.

> Thumbpulling
I don't know what this is but it sounds incredibly retarded. At least he discourages it.

> Posture Guide
That's generic enough to give general advice.

> Surgery Guide
Don't. Just... don't. You know he has some DIY crap to suggest, and he ignores so much shit to get insane surgeries for himself that it just isn't worth it.

The only reason to pay for Clav is to get his personal attention from a guy named Braden (lol), and for access to a circlejerk chat. There's likely normal young women in there, but wouldn't be surprised if some of these women were also disabled like his top male supporters.

I would pay money to know if there's at least ONE fucking troon in there. Please. I need this. It would be so goddamn funny. I wouldn't be surprised if it was more in an effort to become a transmaxxer by the crazier incels.

If you mean the one that was giving him the business on stream, then no, it's definitely a different girl.

His other girlfriend might be tethered to California for the moment (good). It makes sense he got a new woman for the meantime. Besides, he's in a new place where he can hit on girls without them knowing his past treatment of women again, he's guaranteed to get at least a decent portion of chicks for a month or three thanks to it. Remember all the women in his college warning each other about him? Miami's big enough and has a lot of people coming in and out for them to forget on and off. California was likely like that too.

This makes me wonder how many STDs this stupid fuck has on him. Wonder if he recommends home cures or home repellents for STDs, or ignores them and pretends they don't exist. Braden is a chemical dangerzone, probably doesn't wash his penis, likely has sex with men, likely doesn't disclose his STD statuses if he has any, and I would not have sex with him.

 

[TheFagTickler]

> Thumbpulling
I don't know what this is but it sounds incredibly retarded. At least he discourages it.

As dumb as it sounds thumbpulling is actually one of the few "normal" things on this list. You just use your thumbs to massage your maxilla to widen it/pull it forward. It's just very time consuming/inefficient and your progress regresses ridiculously quickly.

 

[Mound Dweller]

OUR GUY is currently 2 hours into a "gaming" stream:

https://kick.com/clavicular

and it's... not going too great, chyat is 99% ayy lawgz.

BRO SOME FUCKING FAGGOT DOORDASHED BABY OIL TO MY HOUSE!

FROM DIDDY!?!

The crackwhore is extra cranky too!

 

[Idiotron]

I got recommended this clip and I thought it fits:

 

[TheFagTickler]

It makes sense he got a new woman for the meantime.

A new concubine for his livestreams lmfao.

Braden is a chemical dangerzone, probably doesn't wash his penis, likely has sex with men, likely doesn't disclose his STD statuses if he has any,

He's like Genghis Khan, if Genghis was a gay neet from Hoboken with a lackadaisical attitude towards personal hygeine (ironic considering how much time he spends in front of the bathroom mirror)

he's guaranteed to get at least a decent portion of chicks for a month or three thanks to it.

IF he can manage to stick the landing, and not "go limp" at the first sign of trouble. (eh?)

> Posture Guide
That's generic enough to give general advice.

I really don't think he's in any position to give posture tips, he stands like he's court ordered to wear a helmet indoors.

 

[Candidae]

If you mean the one that was giving him the business on stream, then no, it's definitely a different girl.

I meant fucked nose girl and injected girl not the new stream girl but good to get confirmation that was a new one.

As dumb as it sounds thumbpulling is actually one of the few "normal" things on this list. You just use your thumbs to massage your maxilla to widen it/pull it forward. It's just very time consuming/inefficient and your progress regresses ridiculously quickly.

But... Why though? Especially for women. Even if it were associated with beauty, it's rare ime for a man to even notice a full set of claws on a woman.

> Surgery Guide

Between this and the "boobmaxxing" I feel like his guide will be to tell women to look like the porn/OF actors he gets off to. The hrt guide would have to be off market drugs unless he's going for the menopausal market of desperate women so probably filled with troon logic of "more hormones = more woman". Hopefully those women run when he tells them to source from India if he's still doing that. If not I count that as a double Darwin award.