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I can see him dying from taking the time to bitch about it ruining his stream instead of getting the fuck out of there.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Okay, folks, well... unfortunately, I have some bad news, okay? I just found out that apparently my house is on fire. Which is completely bullshit, by the way, because I didn't set any fires. It's such garbage, dude! Fires don't just start out of nowhere. Ack ack ack ack ack! There are actually some guys from the fire department here - I know, right? - telling me I have to leave. And I'm like... No! This is my real adult house. You can't just tell me to leave my own house. That's fucked up! I can just close the door and block the fire, and it'll get bored and leave. Fires need air, right? Well, I know this lonely, empty house is suffocating me, so that should work for the fire, too. That's called street smarts, ladies and gentlemen. So, anyway, they made me sign this waiver or whatever, which releases them from blame if I end up dying. What that means is, what that means is, the fire legally isn't allowed to kill me now! It actually legally cannot kill me, or I can press charges! snort Anyway, without further ado, let's get back to this boss. ... Wait, why is my real adult office filling with smoke!? Ah cahm on, dude! I closed the fucking door! This is such bullshit! You know what? Fuck this. This fire was obviously poorly designed. It was poorly designed! I'm gonna go rip it a new goddamn asshole. walks off camera, never to be seen again
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It would have silenced more people for her to at least have pink nail polish on.
Still though, all this digging I fear is going to rob us of some epic humor when this person goes well underground with their communication with Phil.
Oh well...seems as though for their own reasons they just have to investigate the shit out of this.
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This is pretty unrealistic, there's no paytreon plugging.
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DSP's thought process illustrated :
24 hours earlier :
At his point, he probably envisioned some scenarios in which he abducted her from her parents house in Scandinavia by luring her to come to the Gout Palace with a free airplane ticket (funded by a patreon hidden goal)
Keeping her secret for a little while just so he can test her and give her proper training, so she knows how to behave so the goutman remains unfettered in his daily activities.
Then after a while comes the good stuff : Showing her off like another trophy, passing for the new Don-Juan in front of whom all women bow and bend over and, of course, the most important thing : relaxing while she does all the daily chores.
"Look at this Hippostabber moron asking me for DMs !" *SNORT*
24 hours earlier :
"Hmmmm HMMMM that looks like a charming Danish girl I could use... I hope she knows how to cook" *SNORT*
At his point, he probably envisioned some scenarios in which he abducted her from her parents house in Scandinavia by luring her to come to the Gout Palace with a free airplane ticket (funded by a patreon hidden goal)
Keeping her secret for a little while just so he can test her and give her proper training, so she knows how to behave so the goutman remains unfettered in his daily activities.
Then after a while comes the good stuff : Showing her off like another trophy, passing for the new Don-Juan in front of whom all women bow and bend over and, of course, the most important thing : relaxing while she does all the daily chores.
Too bad that in reality that sweet girl looks probably more like an elaborate form of our good old Nigerian Prince :
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Yeah, don't show your face to prove that you're the person in your profile picture! That'll help!
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It is on yeah haha.. TONIGHT!
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Yeah, now that Leanna isn't there to take care of it, it's only a matter of time before that shrub grows back over his fireplace exhaust again, cause we all know DSP isn't going to go out on his back patio and do any kind of "yard work"
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Personally I would rather see this play out because I would find it funnier if it was found out Phil was flirting(whatever insane level of cringe that entails) with a guy for three months and not three days.
With that stated it is really suspicious you don't show your face in that picture when you do in your profile picture.
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Be careful what you wish for.
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The Corolla is a stones throw from a Camry and other solidly middle class family cars. Even it is overkill for a single manchild. To really save money he should have done what countless teenagers and people who are actually struggling as much as he claims he is do and get a used car. Its practically a working class and youth rite of passage. Flip on cargurus and you can find boatloads of cars just a few years old for a fraction of the price you pay for a new corolla. Sure cars have come a long way in safety features in just the past few years and you don't have a new car warranty but there's this thing called sacrifice that you sometimes do when you are poor.
Here is a 2015 Toyota Yaris for half the price of a new Corolla near Renton. Its CPO to boot which means Toyota inspected it themselves and recertified it with their platinum warranty. And it arguably has better gas mileage.
This literally took me just one or two minutes to look up, maybe under one minute I wasn't paying attention. Research? What's that?
https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inven...d=true&filtersModified=true#listing=171545031
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It's been pointed out before, but Phil's biggest problem is his pride - he can't buy himself a used car because that is simply beneath him and anything less than the absolute best is inexcusable
It's easy to find a good used car for a reasonable price with a bit of time and knowledge, but Phil refuses to indulge in either of these things (as has been established many times over); he needs the best money can buy and he needs it now or else you've slighted him by hurting his ego (why else do you think he bought a BMW of all things?)
It's easy to find a good used car for a reasonable price with a bit of time and knowledge, but Phil refuses to indulge in either of these things (as has been established many times over); he needs the best money can buy and he needs it now or else you've slighted him by hurting his ego (why else do you think he bought a BMW of all things?)
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Once on twitter he compared his looks to Ricky Gervais. I think he really does think he's handsome. Somebody who made six figures doing let's plays shouldn't have a giant stress crease on their forehead.
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I look at the car situation this way, if Phil was able to secure a reliable new vehicle purchase for 0.0% financing versus a used car that he would get the loan for whatever astronomical rate due to his dumpster fire credit rating, he just might be paying less per month.
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Someone who knows way more about this shit than I do pointed out that 0% financing usually has some caveats. Like, if you miss a payment, all the interest you would've been accumulating is instantly applied. So if you miss just one payment, you essentially get bent over a barrel. I can't imagine that's the case here, though. Phil is such a responsible guy. I have to imagine he read the contract thoroughly.
Video is here.
What I don't like on that guy's videos is the blatant overuse of that salt emoticon shit.
There's difference between "whining" and "being salty". Being salty is what DSP was during his Scarface playthrough, this what he's mostly doing here is just whining.
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There are indeed caveats such as that included in the DMV's FAQ regarding zero percent financing however it states "late payments" plural...so more than one. Phil would need to have gone over those details with the dealership's finance representative. Also, if his credit rating is bad enough then he couldn't even qualify for zero percent, but we are without specific numbers of any kind so it's pure speculation what is the cut-off and the finance rate that would correspond with.
Phil is for certain a very prideful guy, but as somebody that went from a hot car down to a Toyota myself...it takes a bit of humbling.
The overall smart thing would have been to not have gotten another vehicle in Washington because soon he will need to drive a U-Haul back to Connecticut after he is hopelessly underwater with debt and then who now is going to drive the Corolla? He'll need to have it shipped.
What a hole he continues to dig.
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I love how Phil constantly blames lag. If I was paying for business class internet and it was laggy, you can bet your ass I would be on the phone with Comcast. In Phil's case he makes his "living" using the internet. If lag were truly to blame he would have had it corrected by now. He's far to whiny to let this lag shit go on for this long.
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