💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
John Andrews Stan said:
What makes you think any of them are clamoring to go to college? They all want to be streamers.
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POV: during breakfast you are about to break the news to your dad you're not going to follow his footsteps in becoming a streamer but you dream of coal mining
 
Red Frida said:
If they play to the sympathetic tendencies of liberals towards disadvantaged people and that makes the difference for entrance into a good college then it makes that much easier for them to avoid or minimize contact with Nick for the rest of their lives. Seems like that'd be a good thing... Probably the only possible advantage because after college most employers won't give a shit about hardships.
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I don't think the things the Rekieta kids could bring up are the kinds of things that move the needle on college admissions.

In terms of proof, they have one drug bust on their father but they come from what appears to be at least a middle class, if not upper middle class background.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
What makes you think any of them are clamoring to go to college? They all want to be streamers.
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If this is true and they are serious about it, I have bad news: from the very first milisecond they go live there will be intense alogging that is never really going to stop. So Nick definitely ruined this dream for them, unless they have the mental fortitude for being reminded what a couple of colossal degenerate druggie whores both their parents are constantly. Then again, being a streamer is what every tardy zoomer wants these days, chances are they'll grow out of it.
 
daffodils said:
Everyone has bad days, nerds.
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Again, Nick's referencing the Joker's one bad day speech from The Killing Joke

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The difference is that in the comic, the Joker is proven wrong and even after doing his best to break commissioner Gordon, Gordon refuses to allow his sanity to snap like the Joker's, showing the Joker was just a bit of a whiny, self pitying faggot that blamed society for his problems so he didn't have to overcome them (sounds familiar)
 
John Andrews Stan said:
What makes you think any of them are clamoring to go to college? They all want to be streamers.
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Are any of them streaming though? I honestly think Nick was lying about that. He's a narcissist and believes that his kids think he's the coolest and what he does is the coolest. I don't doubt they 'want' to be Mr Beast anymore than I wanted to be Slash when I was a kid.
 
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Vibralldo said:
Again, Nick's referencing the Joker's one bad day speech from The Killing Joke
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I figured he was referring to the stat you usually see with groups like The United Way, where the average household is something like 2 paychecks away from poverty.

But given that Nick is a colossal N-word* and he has the fucking Joker icon in his streaming dungeon, I think you're right that he's referring to the Joker.

To quote a different Batman story,

"What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone is as ugly as you? You're alone."

*Nerd
 
A Very Big Fish said:
I figured he was referring to the stat you usually see with groups like The United Way, where the average household is something like 2 paychecks away from poverty.

But given that Nick is a colossal N-word* and he has the fucking Joker icon in his streaming dungeon, I think you're right that he's referring to the Joker.

To quote a different Batman story,

"What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone is as ugly as you? You're alone."

*Nerd
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Nick's really saying

"Me getting busted for cocaine and child neglect is a completely average thing that could have happened to anyone! People are focusing on me so much because they're just jealous of my awesome success!"

He's obsessed with downplaying everything negative he's done as something that could have happened to anyone while pretending that his success was totally unique to him.

He's acting like the average person would immediately swing and starve and dose their kid with cocaine the second they got famous while pretending that him talking over legal cases with a panel is a totally unique thing only he could have come up with and done.
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick's really saying

"Me getting busted for cocaine and child neglect is a completely average thing that could have happened to anyone! People are focusing on me so much because they're just jealous of my awesome success!"

He's obsessed with downplaying everything negative he's done as something that could have happened to anyone while pretending that his success was totally unique to him.

He's acting like the average person would immediately swing and starve and dose their kid with cocaine the second they got famous while pretending that him talking over legal cases with a panel is a totally unique thing only he could have come up with and done.
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Rekieta the faggot is such a self centered delusional fucking clownshoe it never occurs to him that, if someone as physically repulsive as him finally managed to corrupt a younger woman with drugs and fondle her, any remotely normal looking rich guy can close ass at will.
And closely parsing his stupid stories over the years it really is ratwife Kayla chasing pussy with her stumbling gangly loser dweeb husband shambling along next to her, self medicating to take away the pain of his constant failure and cucking.
The moment his youtube grift gave him roof contractor money sorry I mean MILLIONS!!11!!1 he thought he was finally free of his mom and his wife and his kids. Ha ha ha ha no you couldn't even escape the island properly you stupid homo freak.
Remember to tell everyone you meet you're not a lawyer, Rekieta.
 
Vibralldo said:
Again, Nick's referencing the Joker's one bad day speech from The Killing Joke

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The difference is that in the comic, the Joker is proven wrong and even after doing his best to break commissioner Gordon, Gordon refuses to allow his sanity to snap like the Joker's, showing the Joker was just a bit of a whiny, self pitying faggot that blamed society for his problems so he didn't have to overcome them (sounds familiar)
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Here's a quote free for anyone to use

"Any one named Nick who quotes the Joker in any form or fashion is a dick sucking faggot"

This works for Crackets and Fag-uentes.
 
Letting Aaron Imholte inseminate your wife's barren womb to no effect doesn't count as "two or three bad days", Nick.
The Joker was referring to extreme tragedy, war or famine. Not watching your wife have her first orgasm since your engagement.
 
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